Good Poker Names

[THATWACOKID]

You guys all seem funny and creative. Any ideas for a completely random and funny names?

[shant]

Stupid McThreadstarter

[GuyOnTilt]

<Insert everybody saying their 2+2 handle here>

GoT

[THATWACOKID]

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Stupid McThreadstarter

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how is sukamahdeek

[B00T]

THATWACOKID

[Dynasty]

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Stupid McThreadstarter

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how is sukamahdeek

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You're probably the only one who's done it. So, you tell us.

[rmarotti]

There is a life changing experience you should seriously consider.

[Dynasty]

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Stupid McThreadstarter

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This would make a good gimmick account.

[eric5148]

GUYWHOHASTOHAVETHEFUCKINCAPSLOCKONALLTHETIME

[guller]

Dixie Normous

[jakethebake]

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Stupid McThreadstarter

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This would make a good gimmick account.

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No it wouldn't.

[somethingstupid]

Pokerace

GET IT BECAUSE ACE HAS 2 MEANINGS OMG

[tworooks]

TasteTheNuts is my personal favorite

[2+2 wannabe]

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Pokerace

GET IT BECAUSE ACE HAS 2 MEANINGS OMG

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LOL

[Talk2BigSteve]

Hang on let me see if I can find a post I did a while back on this very subject....


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Hang on let me see if I can find a post I did a while back on this very subject....


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Found it!!!!

It is obvious from some of the posts here that many do not like the Customer Service Reps from India. Well now for self amusement, if nothing else while on the phone with these people, create an account with one of the following names and make them pronounce it back to you.

These are Hinde Curse words on the left with English Translations on the right. ENJOY!!!!!

Chutia- Bastard
Chut- Pu$$Y
Mader chod- Mother-f@#ker
Bhen chod- F@#k your sister
Tatti- Sh|T
Bhen Chod- Sister-f@#ker
Bhai Chod- Brother-f@#ker
Chutiya choo-tia- F@#ker
Gaand- A$$
Sali Kuta- Stupid Bastard
Sali Kutti- Stupid B|tch
Kutiyaa- B|tch
Januwar- Animal
LavDa- Penis
Lavde- Penis
Lund- Penis
Mammey mumm-aye- Breasts
Kutte ki jat- Breed of dog
Bhains ki aulad- Son of a buffalo
Lavde ke bal- Hair on your penis
Apni ma ko ja choos- Go suck your mom
Meri lundh choos- Suck my d|ck
Teri behen ka lavda rubber ka- Your sister has a d|ck made of rubber!
Lund Chus- Suck d|ck
Rundi- Hooker
Gaand main lassan- Garlic in a$$
Gaand main danda- Stick in a$$
Rundi ka bacha- Son of a whore
Rundi Ki bachi- Daughter of a whore
Gaand main keera- Bug up you’re a$$
Soover- Pig (Very offensive to Muslims)
Hazaar lund teri gaand main- Thousand d|cks in you’re a$$
Teri gaand main kute ka lund- A dog's d|ck in you’re a$$
Toota hua lund- Broken d|ck
Rundi ko chowd- Screw a hooker
Teri ma gandi rundi- Your mother is a filthy whore
Teri ma chadha ka lund choos- Your mother sucks donkey d|ck
Haraam Zaada- Bastard
Bhadhava- Pimp
BhonsRi-Waalaa- You f@#ker
Chodu- Fu@#er
Buhtah-nee ka- Son of a Witch
Gaandu- [censored]
Bakland- Idiot
Mangachinamun Idiot
Chut marike- Idiot
Muth maar- Go piss
Choochii- Breasts
Bandaa- Semi-d|ck
Bhadwe ka awlat- Son of a pimp
Raandi baajer- Whore f@#ker
Chudai khana- Whore house
Kutte ka awlat- Son of a dog
Chodra- F@#ker
Chut ke dhakkan- Pu$$y lid
Jhat ke baal- Pubic hair
Hijde- Transsexual
Chippkali ke jhaant ke paseene- Sweat of Lizard's pubic hair
Maa ke bhadwe- Mother's pimp
Chullu bhar muth mein doob mar- Drown yourself in a handful of semen
Gaand mein bambu- A bamboo up you’re a$$
Apni land choos- Go and suck your own d|ck
Khotey ki aulda- Son of donkey
Hijra- Gay
Khota- Donkey
Apni gaand mein muthi daal- Put your fist up you’re a$$
Teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot- Your mom's diseased smelly c()nt
Bhen ke takke- Go and suck your sister's balls
Ullu ke pathe- Idiot (lit. son of an owl)
Maa ke bhadve- Mom's pimp
Teri ma ki choot me hathi ka dum- An elephant's trunk in you mother's c()nt
Teri maa ki phudi guy ki hai- Your mother has a cow's pu$$y
Mere Chuus Maro- Suck my d|ck
Bahen ke laude- Sister's d|ck
Booblay- Boobs
Carrom board- Flat-chested
Nimbu sharbat- Flat-chested
Maa ke bable- Mother's breasts
Chodu bhagat- F@#king a$$hole
Ma chudi- Mother's f@#ked
Badir- Idiot
Badirchand- Idiot
Pucchi- Pu$$y
Saala kutta- Bloody dog
Saali kutti- Bloody b|tch
Kuttiya- B|tch
Chutiya- F@#ker
Choo-tiya- F@#ker
Chutan- F@#ker
Chut ka bhoot- Vaginal Ghost
Chodela- F@#ked up
Chut mari ke- F@#ked up
Lundoos- Born into this world from a d|ck
Gaandu- Born from an a$$
Gaandmasti- Extra playfulness (rude term)
Bumchod- A$$ f@#ker
Cuntmama- Vaginal uncle
Lundfakir- Saint of dicks
Randhwa (or randwa)- Male prostitute
Fatay huay lundtopi ka result- Result of a torn condom
Najayaz- Illegitimate
Najayaz paidaish- Illegitimately born
Jhaat chaatu- Pubic hair licker
Lund choosu- C0ck sucker
Gaand marau- Person who gets f@#ked up the a$$
Teri maa ka bhosda- Your mother's breasts
Jhalla-gay- Faggot
Jhaant ke pissu- Bug of pubic hair
Gaandfat- Busted a$$
Chhola Phudakna- Throbbing c|it
Tatte Masalna- Ball smashing/crushing
Rundi ko chowd- Go f@#k a prostitute
Raand ka pati- Husband of a whore
Jhaat ka bhaaji- Pubic hair fried with vegetables
Gaand ka makhan- Butter from the a$$
Lavander- D|ck head
Lund fakeer- Beggar's d|ck
Raand ka jamai- Son-in-law of a whore
Ing ge pan di kut teh- You are a pig
Tor mai ke chodho- Get back in your mother's womb
Haraami- Bastard
Kali Choot Ke Safaid Jhaat- White hair of a black pu$$y
Meri Gand Ka Khatmal- Bug of my A$$
Teri Gand Mein Haathi Ka Lund- Elephant's d|ck in your ass
Chinaal- Whore
Kali Chut ka Safaid Jhaat- White hair of a black pu$$y
Jaa Apni Bajaa- Go f@#k yourself
Lund Ke Pasine- Sweat of d|ck
Beti Chod- Daughter f@#ker

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