How do I do the $20 handshake?

[Roswell]

I'm arriving in Vegas on June 2nd and my reservation at the Gold Coast doesn't begin until June 3rd. I keep calling them, and they keep saying they're full. I thought I'd just go there when I arrive on the 2nd, and try to do the $20 handshake. What is the proper procedure? Do I actually shake hands, or do I lay the bill on the counter? What if I give them the $20, and they still say "We're full"?

[TStoneMBD]

youre supposed to stick it in their pooper

[jakethebake]

Sorry. This thread will deteriorate into a discussion of whether the pooper joke is still cool or not. You will never get an answer to your question.

[TStoneMBD]

our combined efforts just pwned this guys thread.

awesome.

[somethingstupid]

Get drunk first. Then try it.

[jakethebake]

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Get drunk tonight. Then call her.

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[Freakin]

I parked cars for a while (yes, it sucked). People would always try to do a money handshake (especially highschool kids out for prom).... It's not like it's any secret that people tip us. I know homeboy in his white fedora with a black cane wants to look pimp in front of his girlfriend, but stop trying to do the moneyshake with 3 greasy $1 bills.

Freakin

[LSUfan1]

Find a good place to store your bags, and go play poker until the 3rd. Check in at your ealiest possible time! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[IndieMatty]

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I'm arriving in Vegas on June 2nd and my reservation at the Gold Coast doesn't begin until June 3rd. I keep calling them, and they keep saying they're full. I thought I'd just go there when I arrive on the 2nd, and try to do the $20 handshake. What is the proper procedure? Do I actually shake hands, or do I lay the bill on the counter? What if I give them the $20, and they still say "We're full"?

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Run up 10k in blackjack/craps. (Playing poker in Vegas is for sissies); Get drunk, bang an escort, lose $10,020 in craps and blackjack; then crash for a few hours on the 3rd.

[Pocket Trips]

Just walk up to the check in desk pull out a 20 and say reservation for MR Jackson as you wink at the guy. When that doesn't work pull out a $100 say oh I'm sorry that was supposed to be Mr. Franklin, Benjamin Franklin still winking at the guy. If you play your cards right the desk clerk will mistakenly think you are trying to pick him up and invite you back to his place for some hot gay lovin and you will have a place to stay for the night. Or you might get lucky and this will actually work, doubtfull but you never know till you try.

[texaspimp]

This is classic. You are my hero for the day!!!!

What happens in the pooper, stays in the pooper.

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

My last two trips Vegas, I asked for a room upgrade with a $20-bill in view. It worked once and failed once. I ony gave up the $20 when I signed for the room. Don't screw with any secret handshake, show the money discretely and ask for what you want.