Alcohol without liquid.... Oh man do I want to try this.

[wacki]

http://www.prnewswire.com/mnr/awolusa/20178/
http://www.awolmachine.com/

Get drunk in 2 seconds flat!! No calories for the ladies, less hangover, and no beer shits!!!!

[jakethebake]

This title made me laugh out loud before I even opened the thread. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Which big winners on the site have $300 to blow for what might be the coolest invention since the wheel?


If anyone buys this please provide a 'trip' report ASAP

[Shajen]

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and no beer shits!!!!

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No way man! How else can I compete with these utterly disgusting humanoid-looking bastiches I work with?
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[NoTalent]

If this is real, it is one of the coolest things I've ever seen

[Alobar]

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! No calories for the ladies, less hangover, and no beer shits!!!!

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You just descriped pot /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I think AWOL sounds pretty cool, but doubt it ever catches on. Most people drink because of the social aspect, and the actual work it takes to get drunk the conventional way is a big part of that social interaction. Puffing on an inhaler for 20 minutes then acting like a retard just doesnt seem as much fun as doing it the old fashion way.

[Sponger15SB]

Did anyone count how many times they said the phrase "a fun, new, exciting experience" in their videos?

[iMsoLucky0]

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You just descriped pot

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If you don't think pot leads to calorie intake, you are sorely mistaken.

[CORed]

Unfortunately, I live in Colorado, where our ever-vigilant state legislature banned alcohol inhalers, i guess because they figure that God intended that we should only consume alcohos through the digestive system. It should be noted that alcohol has calories, and is converted to fat by the liver, whether you drink it or inhale it.

[PhatTBoll]

Those inhalers kind of look like whippeters.

[jackdaniels]

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If you don't think pot leads to calorie intake, you are sorely mistaken.

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In the immortal words of Dennis Leary:

"Pot doesn't lead to crime, it leads to Twinkies"

[jakethebake]

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Unfortunately, I live in Colorado, where our ever-vigilant state legislature banned alcohol inhalers, i guess because they figure that God intended that we should only consume alcohos through the digestive system. It should be noted that alcohol has calories, and is converted to fat by the liver, whether you drink it or inhale it.

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This sounds unconstitutional to me. It's discriminatory against people with ulcers.

[wacki]

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It should be noted that alcohol has calories, and is converted to fat by the liver, whether you drink it or inhale it.


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True, I meant to say low calories. But even that is relative..... Technicalities are a bitch.

[liquidboss]

Look (http://www.awolusa.com/page-3.htm) at the chicks that come with it! That's reason enough to order one.

[adamstewart]

i think this is a sad reflection of society

(in so many different ways)


Adam

[Klepton]

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The AWOL Vaporizer has a built-in safety device because it takes about 20 minutes to inhale one vaporizer shot of alcohol (about 1/2 actual shot size).

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so i'll be drunk in about 15 hours?

AWESOME!

[asofel]

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[ QUOTE ]
The AWOL Vaporizer has a built-in safety device because it takes about 20 minutes to inhale one vaporizer shot of alcohol (about 1/2 actual shot size).

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so i'll be drunk in about 15 hours?

AWESOME!

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yeah, this really doesn't seem very practical.

[adamstewart]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The AWOL Vaporizer has a built-in safety device because it takes about 20 minutes to inhale one vaporizer shot of alcohol (about 1/2 actual shot size).

[/ QUOTE ]

so i'll be drunk in about 15 hours?

AWESOME!

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah, this really doesn't seem very practical.

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think about it....


alcohol absorbed from the gut takes time

alcohol via the lungs is instant


Thankfully, the inventors have at least been smart in that regard.



Adam

[wacki]

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alcohol absorbed from the gut takes time

alcohol via the lungs is instant


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and efficient

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The AWOL Vaporizer has a built-in safety device because it takes about 20 minutes to inhale one vaporizer shot of alcohol (about 1/2 actual shot size).

[/ QUOTE ]

so i'll be drunk in about 15 hours?

AWESOME!

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah, this really doesn't seem very practical.

[/ QUOTE ]

think about it....
alcohol absorbed from the gut takes time
alcohol via the lungs is instant


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Think about it, you'd need at least 10 shots of these to be drunk, so thats a nice 3 hours and 20 minutes.

[Reef]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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The AWOL Vaporizer has a built-in safety device because it takes about 20 minutes to inhale one vaporizer shot of alcohol (about 1/2 actual shot size).

[/ QUOTE ]

so i'll be drunk in about 15 hours?

AWESOME!

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah, this really doesn't seem very practical.

[/ QUOTE ]

someone needs to buy 20 and build something to fuse 'em together. 20x potency will definetaly make you feel something.

[wacki]

I doubt it would be banned or popular in Europe if it didn't [censored] you up. I could be wrong, but I still want to try it.

[somethingstupid]

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

[Leo99]

How very Star-Trekish. Can you get one of them machines in your house? I'll have to tell my grandkids to keep away from my goddamn awol machine.

[The Stranger]

I'm no chemist, but I heard if you take a molecule of ethanol (the kind of alcohol that gets you messed up), and take away a water molecule, you have ether.

So maybe ether is the answer to all your chemical mind altering needs.

[wacki]

alcohol
http://jan.ucc.nau.edu/~doetqp-p/courses/env440/env440_2/lectures/lec21/lec21.16.gif

ether
http://umbbd.ahc.umn.edu/core/graphics/c0147.gif

[The Stranger]

Thanks for clearing that up.

[whiskeytown]

I read about this months ago -

big problem though....people dying of alcohol poisoning - they REALLY have to ration it -

normally if a person drinks too much, they have an excellent chance of throwing up (body saying "whoa [censored]" and backing up the gears)- but that doesn't happen with this aerosolized stuff -

it'll get big, lots of dumb kids will die, it'll be banned - easy story.

RB

[ChoicestHops]

I remember reading about alcohol vaporizers used in clubs awhile back. Supposedly you don't get drunk off of them, but you get lightheaded.

[radek2166]

they do this in the hospitals. For pulmonary edema. Ussually it is IPPB.