So I Had A Wet Dream Last Night

[Hoopster81]

First one ever. Very strange I must say. I was sleeping with my girlfriend at the time, but luckily she was not splashed.

I remember when I was younger, people would talk about getting them, but I am 23 and had not even thought about the subject in a LONG time. Needless to say, I was shocked.

Does anyone else who is not 13 ever have these?

P.S. The dream that came with it (no pun intended) was nothing special. I was just finger banging some chick on some couch. I guess I would have expected a better dream that I could at least spend some time thinking about later. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[jakethebake]

I've only had one in my life too. I was like 20 at the time.

[MoreWineII]

I had them occasionally when I was a teenager.

[IndieMatty]

I've never had one. My best friend got one when he was 23. He fell asleep on the couch and his family was in the room.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

[KungFuSandwich]

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Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

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I dont have them

[jakethebake]

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Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

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So then how do you explain the whole teenager thing? Pretty much every teenager spanks it relentlessly.

[theredpill5]

Clean the pipes more often if you don't like them.

[Pocket Trips]

I'm guessing because the teenage body is still cranking out(no pun intended) an enormous amount of seminal fluid that needs to be discharged somehow and no matter how many times a teenager cranks one out there is still plenty left in reserve?

[Dr. Strangelove]

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Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

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I dont have them

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Lmao.

[peachy]

if u dont have them alot then ur a frequent mastabator or F'er....so some part of ur body is gettin a work out either way!!

[tbach24]

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Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

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I was at wilderness for 5 weeks and didn't spank it once. I also did not have a wet dream. There were 2 cute girls in my group as well. Is there a reason for this?

[jakethebake]

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Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

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I was at wilderness for 5 weeks and didn't spank it once. I also did not have a wet dream. There were 2 cute girls in my group as well. Is there a reason for this?

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impotence? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[peachy]

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Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

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I was at wilderness for 5 weeks and didn't spank it once. I also did not have a wet dream. There were 2 cute girls in my group as well. Is there a reason for this?

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gay?

[tbach24]

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Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

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I was at wilderness for 5 weeks and didn't spank it once. I also did not have a wet dream. There were 2 cute girls in my group as well. Is there a reason for this?

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impotence? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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lol, no!!!!1

[tbach24]

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Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

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I was at wilderness for 5 weeks and didn't spank it once. I also did not have a wet dream. There were 2 cute girls in my group as well. Is there a reason for this?

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gay?

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there were some cute guys in my group too /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jakethebake]

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Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

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I was at wilderness for 5 weeks and didn't spank it once. I also did not have a wet dream. There were 2 cute girls in my group as well. Is there a reason for this?

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gay?

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This would not explain it. Can you see why?

[CORed]

I have erotic dreams fairly often, but I usually wake up and then whack it. I have had wet dreams, but mostly when I was a kid and felt guilty about masturbating and tried to quit (which never lasted more than a few days). One hint. If it happens again and your girlfried does get splashed, tell her the dream was about her, even if it's a lie.

[Sponger15SB]

Yeah I remember the last time I had one...


I DIDNT POST ABOUT IT ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD.

WTF!

[stankybank]

I've never had them before 22 yo. I've had 2 since. Weird.

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Freshman year in college I was sleeping with this girl on pretty much a nightly basis (she pretty much moved into my dormroom) ... I would say we were going out but we were a clear friends w/benefits situation as she was going out with one of my teammates... anyway

yea, after not having a wet dream for 8 or so years I had one a night after having sex with her. The dream was just that we were doing it again and when I woke up right after I was quite confused as to what actually happened. weird...

[Alobar]

For the most part like everyone has said, you get them if you dont clean the pipes regularly.

When I get bored with whacking off (hey, it happens)and I have no prospect for getting laid. I go a few days without doing it just so I can have a wet dream.

Variety is the spice of life.

[KDawgCometh]

I had my first one like a couple of months ago, and I just turned 25. Needless to say I thought that it was weird cause I definetly don't have a problem with not giving myself enough self gratification

[TimM]

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I go a few days without doing it just so I can have a wet dream.

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I can confirm that this works even over age 35. A few days is not enough though, takes like 2-3 weeks.

[TimM]

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I was at wilderness for 5 weeks and didn't spank it once. I also did not have a wet dream. There were 2 cute girls in my group as well. Is there a reason for this?

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You have to hit puberty first.

[skoal2k4]

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Anyone that doesn't have them spanks it relentlessly.

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that explains it /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[zephed56]

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if u dont have them alot then ur a frequent mastabator or F'er....so some part of ur body is gettin a work out either way!!

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Peachy, the quality of your posts are really going downhill lately. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

You don't have to be a frequent masturbator/fucker to not get them.

[peachy]

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if u dont have them alot then ur a frequent mastabator or F'er....so some part of ur body is gettin a work out either way!!

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Peachy, the quality of your posts are really going downhill lately. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

You don't have to be a frequent masturbator/fucker to not get them.

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biologically yeah u do...its the only way to get rid of excess sperm...if u dont do it urself ur body will do it for u in ur sleep!

[drexah]

im 18, and while i've had many dreams that i can remember where i am fooling around/even having sex with a girl, i don't think i actually got to the "wet" part. kinda weird.

[brokedickrooster]

Biology Major, right?

[Pocket Trips]

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Biology Major, right?

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nope. In fact i barely passed my science requirement in college. WTF does a communications major need science for anyway?

[kyro]

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Yeah I remember the last time I had one...


I DIDNT POST ABOUT IT ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD.

WTF!

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1) He was curious about it. So he asked some people. He's received some thoughtful responses.

2) He didn't ask anyone to rate them, which makes it a better post than a few I can think of.

[IndieMatty]

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if u dont have them alot then ur a frequent mastabator or F'er....so some part of ur body is gettin a work out either way!!

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Peachy, the quality of your posts are really going downhill lately. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

You don't have to be a frequent masturbator/fucker to not get them.

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biologically yeah u do...its the only way to get rid of excess sperm...if u dont do it urself ur body will do it for u in ur sleep!

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frequent masturbator/fucker

Without searching for the article I read on nocturnal emissions here at work. I can clearly say that you are wrong. Many guys just never get them (especially those who started masturbating at an early age)...but to say "you must frequently JO if you do not get them" is just stupid. Even if you did define frequent (Once a day?)..

[jakethebake]

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Even if you did define frequent (Once a day?)..

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Once a day is frequent? Ummmm....... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[IndieMatty]

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Even if you did define frequent (Once a day?)..

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Once a day is frequent? Ummmm....... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Yeah I know...

[Pocket Trips]

If once a day is frequent what do u call doing it so often you get friction burns? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[IndieMatty]

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If once a day is frequent what do u call doing it so often you get friction burns? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Someone who has their priorities straight.

Or herpes.