Soooo sunburned.

[brassnuts]

Even my scalp got toasted. It's secreting this yellow pus that congeals into little crusty globs. My face is so bad it looks like some make-up artist over did my fake sunburn for a movie. I hurt.

[istewart]

God, STFU.

[a500lbgorilla]

Aloe vera

[brassnuts]

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God, STFU.

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Say that to my face, and I'd rip off your balls and shuv em up your ass, so everytime you take a sh!t, you'd sh!t all over your balls.

[DemonDeac]

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Aloe vera

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that stuff never works. it feels good for like 5 minutes then stops and u gotta put more on

[The Stranger]

I use stuff from Sport Chalet called Recovery Cream. Its a strong moisturizer, with aloe vera in it too.

[TStoneMBD]

aloe vera is great for stuff like this. i recommend getting a bottled gel and not the actual plant though.

[Lawrence Ng]

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That's the point.

Lawrence

[brassnuts]

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Aloe vera

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I got some aloe vera lotion with lidocaine, but even with the lidocaine, it doesn't seem to last very long. Still, it's better than nothing.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Aloe vera

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that stuff never works. it feels good for like 5 minutes then stops and u gotta put more on

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Pepper Spray?!?! I guarentee you will forget about the sunburn!!!

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[SpearsBritney]

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Say that to my face, and I'd rip off your balls and shuv em up your ass, so everytime you take a sh!t, you'd sh!t all over your balls.

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In your rather violent reply, you state that everytime he sh!ts, he would sh!t all over his balls. Now, I may be wrong, but wouldn't his balls come out of his ass the first time he takes a sh!t? How would you get the balls to stay there so that he could keep sh!tting on them?

[Blarg]

A lot of manufactured preparations have alcohol and other things in them for some reason that sting like hell. Aloe vera does help, though. I don't know why that fellow advised not using the plant, because the plant's sap works great, and there are no downsides to it that come to mind.

I still think that wincing a lot, sucking air in through your teeth real fast, and crying into a pillow are probably your best bet.

[brassnuts]

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God, STFU.

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Say that to my face, and I'd rip off your balls and shuv em up your ass, so everytime you take a sh!t, you'd sh!t all over your balls.

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In your rather violent reply, you state that everytime he sh!ts, he would sh!t all over his balls. Now, I may be wrong, but wouldn't his balls come out of his ass the first time he takes a sh!t? How would you get the balls to stay there so that he could keep sh!tting on them?

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Good question. I just felt like quoting "Team America," which I watched today. I can't wait until I hear someone say, "Now I have seen everything," so I can respond with, "Have you seen a man eat his own head? ... Then you haven't seen everything."