PDA

View Full Version : The Ms. OOT Escort from Craig's List Poll


IndieMatty
05-23-2005, 08:04 PM
I was taking a train late last night and my MP3 player ran out of juice. As I was left to sit alone with my thoughts, I began to think of the recent developments of OOT. I racked my brain to try and conceive of a thread that could at least bring out the best in the boobie obsessed set as well as those more inclined to the absurd humor of it all. This is my best shot, I hope you like it. Backstory: My friends and I always like to scan the erotic escort ads of Craigslist. (Once my friend found a girl he went to college with). So I bring you..

Starting tonight through the end of the month. I will try and coordinate a contest to award some lucky 'ho a spot as a Ms. OOT (CL ESCORT Edition)

After the nominations, Your vote on a good Ms. COOTer should take the following criteria into account.

Looks, sluttiness, reasonable rates, obvious references to prostitution, and likelihood of an STD.

You are only allowed one nomination from your hometown craigslist.org page per day (Under Services-Erotic); Please link to the ad and post a SFW pic if possible. If your hometown is not listed on CL, please choose the closest city.

For example the link for me is:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/ers/


The winner of Ms. COOTer will receive an email from all of us, referring her to this thread, all replies and postings will be the property of OOTia and hopefully she will respond with her appreciation, or abhorrance. (hopefully the latter).

Please post your nominations here. The post's only last for 10 days, so nominations will close by Friday night. With a winner to be announced by next Tuesday.

I think this could really rock, or really suck. But I wanted to give it a shot.

May the best whore win!

Ulysses
05-23-2005, 08:08 PM
Bruiser, what do you think of this one?
http://b.im.craigslist.org/aw/TN/3IhVXFMy36fMvRYhymHPPl0Qyscm.jpg

Ulysses
05-23-2005, 08:10 PM
Jesus, dude, these are f'in horrible.

IndieMatty
05-23-2005, 08:15 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Jesus, dude, these are f'in horrible.

[/ QUOTE ]

Some diamonds in the rough. Like here.

http://a.im.craigslist.org/vz/6W/pd5fDwPl8nLkbODrOqVcWn7kb5uw.jpg

But the nastier ones are funny. This contest is not judged on hotness alone!

The Stranger
05-23-2005, 08:15 PM
LETS HOOK UP FOR TODAY ONLY.....UNLESS YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH MY SEX AND WANT MORE /images/graemlins/smile.gif

JUST BECAUSE IM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD, HOW THIS OFFER........
SEX ONLY-150.00
BJ THEN SEX-200.00
FOR MY FIRST GREEK LESSON 300.00

THOSE ARE MY OFFERS FOR TODAY.....INTERESTED IN ANY, GIVE ME A HOLLA... http://a.im.craigslist.org/g5/aG/yKPj72T0STyU4w7jVzdz9Mku4ETN.jpg

http://a.im.craigslist.org/wv/8w/ytaQnnD6dlEk7xa7NJJ0csVk6hRm.jpg


(she's 19)

IndieMatty
05-23-2005, 08:20 PM
This is very educational. Healthy Colon (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ers/74949196.html)

ThaSaltCracka
05-23-2005, 09:03 PM
this one looks pretty not bad. (http://portland.craigslist.org/ers/74903842.html)

[censored]
05-23-2005, 09:06 PM
From Portland


Cameron

[ QUOTE ]
I am here to cater to your every need, want, and desire. I promise a wonderful time, and the best GFE ever!

[/ QUOTE ]

http://img290.echo.cx/img290/1246/file26us.jpg

http://img285.echo.cx/img285/5673/fileasp8zz.jpg

I am considering being able to provide a full review when I get back to OR. And no I am not joking.

ThaSaltCracka
05-23-2005, 09:11 PM
wow...she is pretty cute.

thatpfunk
05-23-2005, 09:12 PM
It says only "Bust a nut" and then a phone number... sheesh.

http://a.im.craigslist.org/IC/Vy/lpiQJ8zjPdlpLqVImqunJrTzoEDV.jpg

mmbt0ne
05-23-2005, 09:17 PM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/74967529.html

Not exactly a FEMALE escort, but bonus because it's one of many porn sites run out of ATL.



The proposal is simple....we bang your girlfriend/wife in FRONT of you and we give you 1000 dollars in cash!!

Click HERE and watch these girlfriends work HARD for the money!

http://b.im.craigslist.org/Qi/Nz/ELDeKJbKGiCsmPOk2GV3eiV92rDj.jpg

http://b.im.craigslist.org/r3/KI/PKLztfhuOMtRuWFA3Gb0iM3upVYW.jpg

mmbt0ne
05-23-2005, 09:20 PM
Oh man, this is brutal.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/74917159.html


my girl cheated on me with some dude ... want all 150 pics of her i took of us together in the sack? email me, the pics are worth it. i only want $21.

Link has 4 samples.

mmbt0ne
05-23-2005, 09:28 PM
Ok, in an attempt to actually enter the contest:

Title: Get Off ! - To A Good Start This Morning - 22

Content:

If you supply 2 sugars, you'll get a nice hot cup of coffee, cream comes with it, of course. Quick and easy, no fuss. I have a nice private place. I use the cell phone texting (safe and discrete). Text the word Private to 22428. I'll respond. I am "tlc22". I will text you back. I'm available all day.

Picture:
http://a.im.craigslist.org/af/Tu/IrXUCpIU5mJE8O0nePpnjiKheed2.jpg

kurosh
05-23-2005, 09:41 PM
What's a greek lesson?

Michael Davis
05-23-2005, 09:45 PM
"What's a greek lesson?"

Since true gentlemen (the type to solicit these women) enjoy intelligent conversation, women of the night frequently learn to speak foreign languages, especially French, Russian, and Greek.

-Michael

gumpzilla
05-23-2005, 09:46 PM
I think that's an old dirt road reference.

I love this thread. Some of my buddies were looking at the DC one not too long ago. One of the girls billed herself as "very oral, very anal," which I thought was a nice way of putting things.

kurosh
05-23-2005, 09:47 PM
NM, urbandictionary is the best. It's anal.

IndieMatty
05-23-2005, 10:24 PM
Ths one is for SFER,(who I think lives in a highrise) http://b.im.craigslist.org/VR/yX/yyU2o4xpzSnlYOIU8gMpcCwSwNBi.jpg Imagine if this chica came walking up to your doorman building...

Hello Guys!

I can only come to you! So If this is not possible please do not call!
NO INCALL!

I am very reasonable and ready 2 see you right now!
Please be ready with all info when calling... I appreciate it very much!


5'8 187 lbs Brown Eyes/Hair
38DD-30-48

Everything is safe play and and all fantasies and fetishes fufilled!

So please unblock your number and call!

Boris
05-23-2005, 11:08 PM
San Ho's finest:

http://imagedeposit.com/ad_images/ImageDeposit_dot_com_FREE_Hosting_BIG_UserID_9563_ Image_number_02CD38A401.jpg

yea right (http://www.craigslist.com/sby/ers/74987256.html)

mason55
05-23-2005, 11:39 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Oh man, this is brutal.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/74917159.html


my girl cheated on me with some dude ... want all 150 pics of her i took of us together in the sack? email me, the pics are worth it. i only want $21.

Link has 4 samples.

[/ QUOTE ]

Saw that ish in the DC board too.

TBag
05-24-2005, 12:43 AM
What a sweetie

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/transyazmin/28d464cc.jpg

A very promising latin(a/o, your pick) (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/ers/74933691.html)

JaBlue
05-24-2005, 01:24 AM
ARE YOU CRAVING SOME HOT WET MEXICAN PUSSY? i HAVE THE ANSWER RIGHT HERE . MY TACO IS READY FOR YOU TO EAT AND DO. SO COME AND ENJOY ANGELA. I'M 20 Y.O.5-3 125 LBS. I HAVE AN INCALL IN SAN JOSE. DONATIONS ARE 150 FOR 30 MINUTES AND 250 FOR THE HOUR. OUTCALLS ARE JUST 50 PESOS MORE. cOME FEEL MY HEAT. I DARE YOU...... 408+439+5681 OR 408+293+9151.

http://www.craigslist.com/sby/ers/75009622.html

ceyoung
05-24-2005, 04:37 AM
http://b.im.craigslist.org/Ea/a8/haxsxD0eaS8JrYqFb5tz9Dgq19hN.jpg

web page (http://sacramento.craigslist.org/ers/75024823.html)

Blarg
05-24-2005, 04:41 AM
That girl's kinda thick below.

HesseJam
05-24-2005, 04:54 AM
The closest to my home is Berlin.

Look what I have found. I'm not sure but don't we all know this rack? I smell foul play here.

Is it her or not? (http://berlin.craigslist.org/ers/74159746.html)

Chairman Wood
05-24-2005, 05:01 AM
Very blatant pic theft

HesseJam
05-24-2005, 05:02 AM
My nomination for Munich:

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/427c0976z4437b5f8/hot_blonde_jane/__sr_/f6e9.jpg?pfl1ukCBcSeFtkNv

on craigslist:

no pic (http://berlin.craigslist.org/ers/73582163.html)

then she leads you to this site:

with pic and bio (http://profiles.yahoo.com/hot_blonde_jane)

skankiness: B+
STD: C
services: let's see
price: could be somewhat pricey

Enon
05-24-2005, 05:26 AM
Wigga from Seattle (http://seattle.craigslist.org/ers/75026558.html)

LADIES U EVER BEEN WITHA BIG MAN---I CHARGE 25-80 DOLLERS--MEN ALOS---MEN I CHARGE MORE--I CUM TO YOUR HOUS--I HAVE A LISCEND GUN PERMIT AND I CARRY MY PIECE--IVE HAD PEOPLE TRY TO STIFF ME BEFORE

http://b.im.craigslist.org/v4/60/tayGm2sVUVSYQpxWP5enVsmANEEr.jpg
http://b.im.craigslist.org/qt/dM/FmyKYeMnAs3PzwfkVxSNoIkXa9K8.jpg

Jman28
05-24-2005, 06:17 AM
I think the contest is over

Yeti
05-24-2005, 06:46 AM
I thought bison worked for Google, not Microsoft?

IndieMatty
05-24-2005, 09:37 AM
[ QUOTE ]
I thought bison worked for Google, not Microsoft?

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow...brilliant.

The Stranger
05-24-2005, 10:03 AM
clearly the biggest whore:

http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/archives/mrslave.jpg

Jesthus Christ!

KungFuSandwich
05-24-2005, 11:54 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Like any other asians, I am hot and spicy like the most delicious cuisine you would ever love to order!I will spice your naughtiness with my erotic talent. My butt is round, smooth and will bounce back if being spank!


[/ QUOTE ]
I will spice your naughtiness with my erotic talent? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

web page (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/75019048.html)

Ulysses
05-24-2005, 11:56 AM
Whoa.

KungFuSandwich
05-24-2005, 11:59 AM
DAMN NIGGA! (http://atlanta.craigslist.org/ers/75007073.html)

I wish I went to school in NY (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ers/75061499.html)

sfer
05-24-2005, 12:41 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Ths one is for SFER,(who I think lives in a highrise) http://b.im.craigslist.org/VR/yX/yyU2o4xpzSnlYOIU8gMpcCwSwNBi.jpg Imagine if this chica came walking up to your doorman building...

Hello Guys!

I can only come to you! So If this is not possible please do not call!
NO INCALL!

I am very reasonable and ready 2 see you right now!
Please be ready with all info when calling... I appreciate it very much!


5'8 187 lbs Brown Eyes/Hair
38DD-30-48

Everything is safe play and and all fantasies and fetishes fufilled!

So please unblock your number and call!

[/ QUOTE ]

Wendell likey.

PoBoy321
05-24-2005, 12:43 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I wish I went to school in NY (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ers/75061499.html)

[/ QUOTE ]

Mrs. Miller?!?!?! /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif

lucas9000
05-24-2005, 12:55 PM
holy crap this stuff is nuts...i can't believe people are so blatant about this stuff. anyway, i scanned through the denver stuff and found this gem that, while not eligible for the contest, is still hilarious (the picture is what does it):

[ QUOTE ]
subject: ladies im in need of help.....M4W - 21

hello there ladies. i am in somewhat need of help, i am willing to give massages and mayb even more. donations are badly needed and tips are apreceiated

http://b.im.craigslist.org/f9/Dz/fTdo7OxRgjKT4hAuoWrOaMAiVQVi.jpg


[/ QUOTE ]
link (http://denver.craigslist.org/ers/74879894.html)

M2d
05-24-2005, 01:26 PM
I am of Latin descent with sexy 36c-24-36 measurements. I have nice curvy legs that bring me to 5'5." I weigh 120 lbs., with a luscious booty that carries a slim, athletic build. I also have brown hair with pretty highlights. Most of all, I am outgoing, open minded, and very erotic!

Isn't it time you spent an unforgettable date with a special girl? My beautiful face and gorgeous body will captivate you. I am friendly, sensual and well educated. I have dark hair and dark mysterious eyes and I always aim to please.
So lets get together and bring all your dreams to reality.

*82(925)705-0854
Phila'Meena XOXO
INCALLS / OUTCALLS AVAILABLE DAILY WITH ADVANCED NOTICE. ALL ARE WELCOME men, women, couples -- ((Ask about my friendly, naughty partners in crime -- 2-girls exclusive offer))

http://b.im.craigslist.org/iu/jn/dzYtCD6I1i4JzThaLvyiuKWgMuO8.jpg

goofball
05-24-2005, 04:20 PM
Who knows the difference between the terms "incall" and "outcall"

[censored]
05-24-2005, 04:34 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Who knows the difference between the terms "incall" and "outcall"

[/ QUOTE ]
incall her place
outcall not her place, she comes to you.

Dominic
05-24-2005, 04:37 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Wigga from Seattle (http://seattle.craigslist.org/ers/75026558.html)

LADIES U EVER BEEN WITHA BIG MAN---I CHARGE 25-80 DOLLERS--MEN ALOS---MEN I CHARGE MORE--I CUM TO YOUR HOUS--I HAVE A LISCEND GUN PERMIT AND I CARRY MY PIECE--IVE HAD PEOPLE TRY TO STIFF ME BEFORE

http://b.im.craigslist.org/v4/60/tayGm2sVUVSYQpxWP5enVsmANEEr.jpg
http://b.im.craigslist.org/qt/dM/FmyKYeMnAs3PzwfkVxSNoIkXa9K8.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on here. Priceless.

IndieMatty
05-26-2005, 05:23 AM
Didn't want to hijack Buster's thread. Censored asked me, what the deal with this was.

I get the feeling that people aren't too into it. And it's hard for me to find funny stuff to spur people with, because this portion of CraigsList is blocked at work.

I'm headed to the airport for a business meeting and I'll check the thread tonight and see if I can do something worth while.

SmileyEH
05-26-2005, 05:26 AM
I think this thread is hilarious.

-SmileyEH

billyjex
05-26-2005, 05:33 AM
yeah, this thread rules. one of the most original ideas i've seen on here and it's funny as hell.

IndieMatty
05-26-2005, 05:38 AM
[ QUOTE ]
yeah, this thread rules. one of the most original ideas i've seen on here and it's funny as hell.

[/ QUOTE ]


Thanks. Well, then...get nominations! Poll starts friday.

2005
05-26-2005, 06:17 AM
Threesome anyone?

2 blondes (http://chicago.craigslist.org/ers/75405030.html)

billyjex
05-26-2005, 06:26 AM
doing one of those girls from behind is kinda like doing two chicks at once with those butts.

[censored]
05-26-2005, 11:34 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
yeah, this thread rules. one of the most original ideas i've seen on here and it's funny as hell.

[/ QUOTE ]


Thanks. Well, then...get nominations! Poll starts friday.

[/ QUOTE ]



This thread is great, but perhaps you are right in that taking continuing it into polls will only result in a good thread becoming old and lame?

KungFuSandwich
05-26-2005, 12:33 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
yeah, this thread rules. one of the most original ideas i've seen on here and it's funny as hell.

[/ QUOTE ]Thanks. Well, then...get nominations! Poll starts friday.


[/ QUOTE ]



This thread is great, but perhaps you are right in that taking continuing it into polls will only result in a good thread becoming old and lame?

[/ QUOTE ]No, what makes threads lame is people feeling so insicure that their thread being cleansed by the OOT Nazis that they have to ask if its ok. Posts that saying "this thread rocks" dont make a thread any more fun to read.

That being said, OMFG this thread R0X0rs teh BIG ONE!!1!!!1!

KungFuSandwich
06-04-2005, 10:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v301/kungfusandwich/bump.jpg

oreogod
06-04-2005, 11:31 PM
I live in portland, that girl is cute man.

I add:

http://portland.craigslist.org/ers/77053766.html

http://b.im.craigslist.org/VR/Fz/L6xjvaKWLqqX0oKDmslT1MgHVkbE.jpg

smokingrobot
06-05-2005, 05:53 PM
i was gonna reply to the previous tactful post, but this is even funnier. ROTFLMAO.