escort poll

[brad]

how many poker players here (you know we have a lot of cash lying around and stuff) have purchased the services of an escort?

(or if youre married or whatever 'your friend')

[eLROY]

I have never had sex with an escort or a hooker. But I have some questions. First, are they mostly halfway decent looking, or do you have to pick and choose?

Next, why would you want to have sex with an escort? Am I a girl at heart, because I can't possibly fathom why someone would want to screw a strange girl?

I worry that I'm not normal because I don't seek out sex. Like I have to already have a girl on the spot to even think about it. My brain doesn't make the action-outcome connection.

Like, some people call 34s because their brain perceives only the immediate pleasure, not the future pain. I don't perceive the remote pleasure. The compulsion doesn't traverse the chain.

See what I'm saying? It's like a purely emotional thing for me, there is no logical reason to screw anyone unless I am antsy for children. My brain doesn't associate horniness with picking up the phone.

So while if a girl is right on top of me, I will think about sex, I cannot logically plan to, like, pick up the phone, or drive to the massage parlor.

My only clue is that plenty of guys who get girls regularly, or who even have semi-cute girlfriends or wives screw hookers. So it's not just for the sex.

So is it like an ego thing, or an emotional thing, or a thrill thing, or are the girls really hot (highly doubtful)? Why do you do it?

Was it habit-forming? How much does it cost? I got the feeling from one friend, that once he started doing it, he got to a point where he never wanted to bother with girls he actually knew any more!

eLROY

[glen]

Elroy.

I know people like you who can get really hot women, but still choose escorts. I think it's convenience, like, they don't feel like actually going out and meeting someone. I don't get it either. . . Also, you get get very attractive escorts, as I've seen a lot of them in Vegas hanging out with big, big nerds, but I think they cost big, big money.

[brad]

well the one discussion point that i just couldnt refute is that once youre done you dont even have to tell them to leave, they just leave.

[eLROY]

*****people like you who can get really hot women*****

Did I say that? Or did you hear it from hot women /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

*****I think it's convenience*****

Convenience is keeping my pants on. I'd rather stick my donger in a rolled hundred-dollar bill - properly sanitized of course /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

*****I've seen a lot of them in Vegas*****

Is prostitution actually legal in Vegas? Like, you can call the hotel front desk and order one up!?

*****hanging out with big, big nerds, but I think they cost big, big money*****

Paying big money to hang out? Hmmm, we may have a new definition for nerd. I hope she at least smacks their kids around a little bit as part of the deal...

eLROY

P.S. My main experience with escorts was with this cute little college girl, who jumped into my car at the railroad crossing at 4:50 AM, when I was in a rush to catch the bond-market opening in Palo Alto, CA. I made eye contact - big mistake - because she was clutching a brightly-colored bottle of the same hair stuff my girlfriend used... Anyway, maybe someday I'll tell you guys the story /forums/images/icons/smile.gif (Real quick: She promised - or was it a threat - that when she was done I'd be "pulling the upholstery out of my butt." Then she touched my lunch! Keep it sweetheart, it's yours!!)

[RINCON]

eLROY-I don't think there is nothing wrong with you,some people just have different tastes.Some benefits of escorts is that it allows you to experience the benefits of many different races of women.It also allows you to have mulitple partners at one time.Different races at the same time is also another joy.There are things you can do with an escort that you might not want to do with your significant other.The world of escorts are no different than anything else you get what you pay for!!

Good luck,
RINCON /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[eLROY]

[Adnirol]

Top ten reasons why an escort is better than a wife or girlfriend.

10 They are happy to bring along a friend.

9 You don't ever feel obligated to say "I love you!

8 You are always satisfied.

7 They never expect you to "sleep over".

6 Candy? Flowers? Diamonds? No way save your money for another session.

5 They never mind when you play poker instead of calling.

4 They never have a headache.

3 They never get jealous.

2 When they lie to you it has no emotional consequences.

And the number one reason why sleeping with an escort is better than a wife or girlfriend is.........

1 When you roll over and go to sleep after sex you know exactly how much they will take from your wallet.

The choice is yours.

[Vehn]

I never have, but I would imagine the reason most men use "escorts" stems from the fact that to be honest they just don't get enough. Men want more sex than women.

[glen]

sorry,

i meant to say, "I know people like you do who can get really hot women, but still choose escorts." Maybe that's not the best grammar, but that's what I meant. . .

[snakehead]

so then you have more time to play dream card.

[Kurn, son of Mogh]

Prostitution is not legal in Las Vegas. Certain counties in Nevada, yes, but not in Vegas.