Shaq vs. Yoda

[ClaytonN]

Who wins in basketball, Shaq or Yoda?

Assume both are in prime age and healthy.

*edit - Shaq is not allowed to hack Yoda, just as Yoda is not allowed to use the force and push Shaq off the court.

[daryn]

if yoda is not allowed to use the force, then shaq wins easy

if he is allowed to use the force (jedi mind trick, moving the ball around and into hoop) then he can't lose.

[tbach24]

Wait, so can Yoda use the force to put the ball in the basket? Can he also do the hand wave thing where he says "you will not score" This isn't even close.

[ClaytonN]

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if yoda is not allowed to use the force, then shaq wins easy

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I have a hard time accepting this easily

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So I guess we have reached the point where Star Wars threads in the OOT have jumped the shark.

que predictable reponses on that point being the first star wars thread.

[Soul Daddy]

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if yoda is not allowed to use the force, then shaq wins easy

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I have a hard time accepting this easily

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If he can't use the force at all, what advantage could he possibly have? If he can use it to knock the ball out of Shaq's hands or to prevent balls from going in, etc... then it's a game. If not, easy Shaq win.

[Clarkmeister]

What about yoda vs a hippo?

[daryn]

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if yoda is not allowed to use the force, then shaq wins easy

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I have a hard time accepting this easily

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are you serious? without the force he is all done, he can't score, and he can't stop shaq from scoring. his lightning quick reflexes come from the force, of course of course.

[tbach24]

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if yoda is not allowed to use the force, then shaq wins easy

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I have a hard time accepting this easily

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Granted I've only seen 4 and 5, but Yoda is not a physical specimen. With the force, Wade vs. Yoda is better. LBJ would destroy Yoda even when Yoda has the force. But LBJ owns all. Just watch that commercial when he owns the ninjas and stuff.

[Soul Daddy]

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So I guess we have reached the point where Star Wars threads in the OOT have jumped the shark.

que predictable reponses on that point being the first star wars thread.

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Should we petition Mat to add OT: Star Wars?

[tbach24]

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If he can use it to knock the ball out of Shaq's hands or to prevent balls from going in, etc... then it's a game

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If Yoda has the force, LBJ (and perhaps MJ and Wade) are the only one's who could beat Yoda. And that is because they all have the force.

[miajag81]

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So I guess we have reached the point where Star Wars threads in the OOT have jumped the shark.

que predictable reponses on that point being the first star wars thread.

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Should we petition Mat to add OT: Star Wars?

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Or at least OT: Ridiculous Matchups

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So I guess we have reached the point where Star Wars threads in the OOT have jumped the shark.

que predictable reponses on that point being the first star wars thread.

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Should we petition Mat to add OT: Star Wars?

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Yea, he will add it right after he adds the SPORTS forum... ZING

[tbach24]

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So I guess we have reached the point where Star Wars threads in the OOT have jumped the shark.

que predictable reponses on that point being the first star wars thread.

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Should we petition Mat to add OT: Star Wars?

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Yea, he will add it right after he adds the SPORTS forum... ZING

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I'm starting to think we got KKF'd on that one.

[Soul Daddy]

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So I guess we have reached the point where Star Wars threads in the OOT have jumped the shark.

que predictable reponses on that point being the first star wars thread.

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Should we petition Mat to add OT: Star Wars?

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Or at least OT: Ridiculous Matchups

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Or OT: OOT Sucks

[tbach24]

Oh, oh I know. Dontrelle and the Fins vs. Yoda and the Jedi's.

[miajag81]

How about, Mini-Ditka vs. a hurricane?

[tbach24]

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How about, Mini-Ditka vs. a hurricane?

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Or Ditka vs. God?

[Clarkmeister]

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How about, Mini-Ditka vs. a hurricane?

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Ditka.

But what if the hurricane was named Hurricane Ditka?

[Rotating Rabbit]

did anyone else misread this as shag vs yoda and get a bad image? no didnt think so