WTF is " DIDDLE" ?

[gunt]

i was at 7 11 last weekend and some bum came up to me asking if i'd buy his grubby dallas cowboys starter jacket off him. I said " no way pal", then he said " I got diddle". I asked him wtf diddle was, and he turned around ashamed and said " nevermind, its something bad." Does anyone know what diddle is?

[istewart]

Diddly?

[gunt]

no, he definitely said " diddle". I think he was offering some sort of sexual favor, but im not sure. didnt know if it was some new drug or something.

[gorie]

he probably meant like diddley-squat (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=diddly-squat), which basically would mean "i've got nothing"

"[Alteration of diddlyshit(influenced by doodly-squat) : diddly(probably from diddle2 (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=diddle)) + shhit, added as an intensive (from shhit).]"
from dictionary.com

[manpower]

I don't have much idea. Urban dictionary.com says it means roughly three things: to finger oneself, to have sex with, or as a noun meaning penis. Which leads me to conclude... absolutely nothing.

[daveymck]

Diddle over here isnt really used anymore to it would be say trick or rob someone someone, eg Frank tried to diddle me out of me wages.

From Oxford English Dictionary

diddle

• verb informal cheat or swindle.

— ORIGIN probably from Jeremy Diddler, a character in the farce Raising the Wind (1803) who constantly borrowed small sums of money.

[Brainwalter]

If I was a bum I would say something like this to a random guy just to [censored] with him. Bum may have pwned you.

[theredpill5]

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If I was a bum I would say something like this to a random guy just to [censored] with him. Bum may have pwned you.

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That's great. LOL.