"Why I Hate Raptor" By SuitedSixes

[SuitedSixes]

1. He's banging a high school girl.
2. He just won $10K.
3. He says, "Holla!"
4. He laughs like this, "BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
5. He's banging a high school girl.
6. He has 4 more 2001FPs than I do.
7. He is better at poker than me.
8. He is better at PaiGow than me.
9. His funny posts go over the heads of 95.3% of the posters here.
10. He is banging a high school girl.


"Seacrest . . . out."

[adanthar]

I get the rest but why is banging a high school girl a good thing? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[FieryJustice]

Because they are sexy and dont have kids.

[microbet]

You must really suck at Pai Gow.

[adanthar]

You say that as if 25-30 year olds have kids in my neck of the woods /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[FieryJustice]

22 year old "girls" have kids in my neck of the woods. Most have also been married 2 times. You have to get them while they are fresh. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that is it still "ok" fior me to be with a high school girl. In like 2 years I will be too old. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[johnnybeef]

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22 year old "girls" have kids in my neck of the woods. Most have also been married 2 times. You have to get them while they are fresh. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that is it still "ok" fior me to be with a high school girl. In like 2 years I will be too old. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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ain't city life grand??????

[oxymoron]

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22 year old "girls" have kids in my neck of the woods. Most have also been married 2 times. You have to get them while they are fresh. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that is it still "ok" fior me to be with a high school girl. In like 2 years I will be too old. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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ain't city life grand??????

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Sounds more like country life to me.

[Nottom]

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22 year old "girls" have kids in my neck of the woods. Most have also been married 2 times. You have to get them while they are fresh. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that is it still "ok" fior me to be with a high school girl. In like 2 years I will be too old. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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If you're older than 20, you're already too old.

[FieryJustice]

I am 20....22 would be too old, i think, unless she was really hot.

[SuitedSixes]

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I am 20....22 would be too old, i think, unless she was really hot.

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The mathematical equation goes like this:

B=Y/2+7

Where Bangability is equal to your age divided by two plus 8. So in your case 18. Sweet.

In my case, 24. Not so sweet.

[Maulik]

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I am 20....22 would be too old, i think, unless she was really hot.

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The mathematical equation goes like this:

B=Y/2+7

Where Bangability is equal to your age divided by two plus 8. So in your case 18. Sweet.

In my case, 24. Not so sweet.

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dude you're old, go after the milfs =]

[wuwei]

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I get the rest but why is banging a high school girl a good thing? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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You know what I love about high school girls?

I keep getting older, but they stay the same age...

[DasLeben]

18.5 years old? Man. I think B=Y/2+8 should only apply if the total is less than 18. If she's 18 years old, good to go. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[beeyjay]

all girls over 12 in the woods have kids.

[pergesu]

I get to go after 16 year-olds (I round down /images/graemlins/laugh.gif), holla. But I'm a big fan of MILFs too. Just gotta find a cute 16 year-old, she'll take me home, and I'm pretty good with the moms...

[Blarg]

I hope so, because if I have to stick to some lame formula, it will ruin my dream of one day being a 80 year old guy who dates teenagers.

[skipperbob]

Rules for Hating Raptor:
1.) There are no rules
2.) I don't need two 20-year olds; I need one understanding 40-year old

[Mr_J]

"1. He's banging a high school girl."

Man I hope you're saying that meaning that he's a baby and already making so much. He can keep his 17 year olds, I'll keep my 21 yo girls.

[Bigwig]

It's damn hard to get HS chicks to do anal. I know I tried like hell.

That stripper from Olympic Gardens last Tuesday, however....

[TheUsher]

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It's damn hard to get HS chicks to do anal. I know I tried like hell.

That stripper from Olympic Gardens last Tuesday, however....

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Olympic Gardens bwahahah. It's all about Little Darlings my good man. /images/graemlins/grin.gif Where's the trip report!

[Bigwig]

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It's damn hard to get HS chicks to do anal. I know I tried like hell.

That stripper from Olympic Gardens last Tuesday, however....

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Olympic Gardens bwahahah. It's all about Little Darlings my good man. /images/graemlins/grin.gif Where's the trip report!

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Heh. I don't know the Vegas strip clubs. My buddy took me there. I generally don't go to strip clubs. I'm knee deep in p**** all the time anyway. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Should I give a trip report?

I'm bored. I guess I'll go ahead.

[Oluwafemi]

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1. He's banging a high school girl.
2. He just won $10K.
3. He says, "Holla!"
4. He laughs like this, "BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
5. He's banging a high school girl.
6. He has 4 more 2001FPs than I do.
7. He is better at poker than me.
8. He is better at PaiGow than me.
9. His funny posts go over the heads of 95.3% of the posters here.
10. He is banging a high school girl.


"Seacrest . . . out."

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if you're a grown @ss man and hating raptor because he's banging a high school girl, then this thread should aptly be titled:
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"Why I hate myself" by SuitedSixes

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[The Yugoslavian]

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I need one understanding 40-year old

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Isn't that still quite a bit too young for you /images/graemlins/confused.gif ?

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Yugoslav

[SlackerMcFly]

Since we (by nature) tend to have a strong dislike for traits in others that we also exhibit, (Freud 101), we can assume that Sixes:
1. Once banged a HS girl
2. Once won 9K (thus his deep seated jealousy/inferiority complex)
3. Didn't invent "Holla" (see #2), but will use pwn3d in a sentence.
4. He has a similar laugh, but without the caps.
5. He once banged a HS girl.
6. He has a much nicer set-up than Raptor.
7. His luck-box payments are not current.
8. WTF if PaiGow?
9. 25% of all polls are misleading according to 40% of the pollster. But I'm not good at math.
10. He once was banged by a HS girl.

Still, they are both my heroes. I hope someday to be so widely "hated".

Just a Noob's opinion. Slacker

[david050173]

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I am 20....22 would be too old, i think, unless she was really hot.

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The mathematical equation goes like this:

B=Y/2+7

Where Bangability is equal to your age divided by two plus 8. So in your case 18. Sweet.

In my case, 24. Not so sweet.

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dude you're old, go after the milfs =]

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You know MILFs and highschool girls are not mutually exlusive /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Daliman]

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22 year old "girls" have kids in my neck of the woods. Most have also been married 2 times. You have to get them while they are fresh. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that is it still "ok" fior me to be with a high school girl. In like 2 years I will be too old. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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If you're older than 20, you're already too old.

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F U

[TruFloridaGator]

Because banging a high school girl is cool when you're in college? Please...

[Daliman]

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I am 20....22 would be too old, i think, unless she was really hot.

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The mathematical equation goes like this:

B=Y/2+7

Where Bangability is equal to your age divided by two plus 8. So in your case 18. Sweet.

In my case, 24. Not so sweet.

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24 ain't sweet?

[Daliman]

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Rules for Hating Raptor:
1.) There are no rules
2.) I don't need two 20-year olds; I need one understanding 40-year old

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You just need a woman who knows how to change a colostomy bag.

[Daliman]

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Because banging a high school girl is cool when you're in college? Please...

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It's better than banging most 33 y/o's with kids.

Believe me, I know.

[raptor517]

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Because banging a high school girl is cool when you're in college? Please...

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im not in college. holla

[beeyjay]

its not cool. its the best thing ever invented.

[SuitedSixes]

[ QUOTE ]
Since we (by nature) tend to have a strong dislike for traits in others that we also exhibit, (Freud 101), we can assume that Sixes:
1. Once banged a HS girl
2. Once won 9K (thus his deep seated jealousy/inferiority complex)
3. Didn't invent "Holla" (see #2), but will use pwn3d in a sentence.
4. He has a similar laugh, but without the caps.
5. He once banged a HS girl.
6. He has a much nicer set-up than Raptor.
7. His luck-box payments are not current.
8. WTF if PaiGow?
9. 25% of all polls are misleading according to 40% of the pollster. But I'm not good at math.
10. He once was banged by a HS girl.

Still, they are both my heroes. I hope someday to be so widely "hated".

Just a Noob's opinion. Slacker

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1. Meredith O'Donnell.
2. My maximum poker tournament win - $289.
3. Hate 'Holla' with every fiber of my being.
4. I snicker.
5. Julie Heinz.
6. Partly true. Better OS, WAAAYY worse monitors.
7. In collections.
8. Not really sure, maybe that's why he's better than me.
9. 95% of all statistics are made up.
10. Courtney Bean.

[raptor517]

lol, suited, you are funny bro, u BETTER go to vegas in june. otherwise i will be very sad. screw priorities.. PAI GOW!!!!!! holla

[Daliman]

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[ QUOTE ]
Since we (by nature) tend to have a strong dislike for traits in others that we also exhibit, (Freud 101), we can assume that Sixes:
1. Once banged a HS girl
2. Once won 9K (thus his deep seated jealousy/inferiority complex)
3. Didn't invent "Holla" (see #2), but will use pwn3d in a sentence.
4. He has a similar laugh, but without the caps.
5. He once banged a HS girl.
6. He has a much nicer set-up than Raptor.
7. His luck-box payments are not current.
8. WTF if PaiGow?
9. 25% of all polls are misleading according to 40% of the pollster. But I'm not good at math.
10. He once was banged by a HS girl.

Still, they are both my heroes. I hope someday to be so widely "hated".

Just a Noob's opinion. Slacker

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1. Meredith O'Donnell.
2. My maximum poker tournament win - $289.
3. Hate 'Holla' with every fiber of my being.
4. I snicker.
5. Julie Heinz.
6. Partly true. Better OS, WAAAYY worse monitors.
7. In collections.
8. Not really sure, maybe that's why he's better than me.
9. 95% of all statistics are made up.
10. Courtney Bean.

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Isn't Courtney Bean Kurt cobain's daughter's name?

I think 6 /images/graemlins/spade.gif6 /images/graemlins/spade.gif was listening to Nirvana and Hole when he made up this lie.




Actually, it's Frances bean, but was fun to say anyways.

[barry111]

BTW Happy Birthday SS

[SuitedSixes]

Hmmm . . . thanks. It really isn't my birthday, this is related to a thread in OOT.