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ZeeJustin
05-21-2005, 06:25 AM
Let's assume you're traveling abroad in a country with a very different culture. You stumble upon a very fancy restaurant that is highly acclaimed. On the menu, one of the chefs specialtes is human flesh. Would you try it?

thatpfunk
05-21-2005, 06:27 AM
Honestly, I think I would be much more inclined if it was very old spiritual tribe and it being done for spiritual reasons.

I doubt I would, but would find it much more "appealing" than in a restaurant.

DBowling
05-21-2005, 06:31 AM
not under the conditions you described, but i may eat human in other situations.

The Dude
05-21-2005, 06:36 AM
I would not, because I think the thought of eating it at a restaurant would kill my appetite. However, if I were starving, and it was the only way to survive, I would do it. Also, I could see myself eating human flesh in the fashion Michael Valentine Smith describes in Robert Heinlein's book Stranger in a Strange Land.

WillMagic
05-21-2005, 06:54 AM
No. Eating it would be supporting murder. I know this is a reason that vegetarians often give for not eating meat...but killing humans is in an entirely different ballpark than killing animals.

Will

thatpfunk
05-21-2005, 06:57 AM
And if they're already dead?

Phoenix1010
05-21-2005, 07:12 AM
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And if they're already dead?

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Pass the ketchup.

Diplomat
05-21-2005, 08:42 AM
How so? Died of old age? Cancer? Malaria?

None of the above sound all that tasty.

-Diplomat

boondockst
05-21-2005, 08:53 AM
This thread is sick. Will there be a "Would you ever cut off your own wanker?" and a "Would you ever sodomize another man?" poll?

Because while some people are into that lifestyle, eating human is pretty much grounds to get yourself into the electric chair.

WillMagic
05-21-2005, 09:22 AM
If they were already dead that means, in all likelihood, that they were old and out of shape so I would expect that the meat would lack the juiciness and tenderness required.

Will

DBowling
05-21-2005, 09:24 AM
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If they were already dead that means, in all likelihood, that they were old and out of shape so I would expect that the meat would lack the juiciness and tenderness required.

Will

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Human jerky

emil3000
05-21-2005, 09:26 AM
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This thread is sick. Will there be // a "Would you ever sodomize another man?" poll?


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Yes, that is on the same approximate level as eating human flesh.

daveymck
05-21-2005, 09:37 AM
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This thread is sick. Will there be a "Would you ever cut off your own wanker?" and a "Would you ever sodomize another man?" poll?

Because while some people are into that lifestyle, eating human is pretty much grounds to get yourself into the electric chair.

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There are some out there who fantasize about being eaten, that German guy advertised on the internet and got someone who wanted to be butchured, I think before he killed him they sat down together and ate his penis. In that situation I dont know who is sicker the wannabee cannibal or the wannabe sandwich.

Freakin
05-21-2005, 10:14 AM
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If they were already dead that means, in all likelihood, that they were old and out of shape so I would expect that the meat would lack the juiciness and tenderness required.

Will

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Human jerky

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This is one of the best and worst things I've read on this forum....

Now I just need to find a walk-in Ronco dehydrator.

Freakin

PoBoy321
05-21-2005, 10:32 AM
Two words. Human veal.

Freakin
05-21-2005, 10:40 AM
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Two words. Human veal.

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And I thought buster's "This thread is worthless without pics" in the child porn thread was bad....

Freakin

Alobar
05-21-2005, 12:50 PM
yeah right, first off a "fancy" restraunt is never going to have that. It would be some back alley dump. Id be worried about the wuality of the meat. How old is it? And all that crap. But anyway, I guess I'm being anal and just changing the scenerio. No I wouldnt, cuz I dunno...I just dont like the thought of it, it repulses me.

However if I was somewhere and it was eat human or die of starvation, then pass me the katchup cuz im chowing down.

Benal
05-21-2005, 02:43 PM
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I actually know someone who has.

thatpfunk
05-21-2005, 03:59 PM
Cmon man, explain...

stinkypete
05-21-2005, 04:16 PM
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And if they're already dead?

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Pass the ketchup.

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actually it tastes better with mustard

HopeydaFish
05-21-2005, 04:17 PM
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Cmon man, explain...

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Yeah, you can't go making a statement like that without a detailed explanation....that's just cruel! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

peachy
05-21-2005, 04:59 PM
yes...if it was proven safe and tested meat

Benal
05-21-2005, 09:10 PM
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Cmon man, explain...

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Okok. My late grandfather's sister is a French Catholic Nun, and has travelled around the world doing charity work. In the 1950s, her travels brought her to Papua New Guinea, where she stayed for over twenty years. When she first got there, she would eat whatever the locals ate. I should mention that these "locals" were indigenous tribe people. After a few weeks, she learned from someone that these people were cannibals, and she had been eating human meat. Safe to say she prepared her own meals from that day forward.

CallMeIshmael
05-21-2005, 09:23 PM
Reality Check:

13% of this forum said that, when given the OPTION in a RESTAURANT SETTING (that is... they are not dying, and they can eat other food) they would try human flesh.

Sponger15SB
05-21-2005, 09:41 PM
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yeah but you eat cock every day, I don't think we're talking about the same thing.

Ogre
05-21-2005, 10:25 PM
In school I learned that the aztecs ate human. I think its pretty discusting but if was life and death I could probably eat a human. As long as I didn't see it being prepared.

gorie
05-21-2005, 10:33 PM
i eat my boogers does that count

peachy
05-21-2005, 10:37 PM
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yeah but you eat cock every day, I don't think we're talking about the same thing.

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so classy

Sponger15SB
05-22-2005, 03:36 AM
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yes...if it was proven safe and tested meat

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yeah but you eat cock every day, I don't think we're talking about the same thing.

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so classy

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stay classy san diego

3rdEye
05-22-2005, 03:38 AM
I don't think I would engage in cannibalism unless my life depended on it. That said, I'm not religious.

gamblore99
05-22-2005, 04:43 AM
I don't think it would be gross, and I would like to try it under the setting, but it would go against my morals. So no

Dead
05-22-2005, 04:46 AM
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yeah but you eat cock every day, I don't think we're talking about the same thing.

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That was just brilliant.