This man will pwn the 2005 ALCS

[Dead]

http://williamsport-pa.com/llb2001/p011109a.jpg

And so might this man:

http://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/8x10s/clemens.jpg

[Crveballin]

http://www.youthlarge.com/dan/mussina405.jpg

[tbach24]

I was going to be mad at you for bumping that, but it's amazing how much that sign applies to both guys Dead has pictured. NH

[sublime]

you have to be the most annoying kid EVER.

before i put you back on the ignore list.

the yankees are NOT VERY GOOD.

also, there is no way in hell the yankes can get roger. they haverNOTHING of value to give up.

[Jack of Arcades]

Because, let's be honest, there weren't enough threads talking about how much you want to stick it in Mike Mussina's pooper.

[bisonbison]

Tied for 3rd in the AL Wild card race.

Please hold your breath.

[istewart]

It doesn't apply to both of them.

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"How's the ring fit?"

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[sublime]

i cant wait till the end of the year, when we hear about

"if it wasnt for the month of sub 500 baseball we would have mader the playoffs" we pwn.

[mostsmooth]

this thread sucks

[trying2learn]

the mets only have 9 hits through 3 innings today - kris benson has one for pete's sake.

nothing better than the yankees being mediocre...well, maybe a couple things...but not many.

[tbach24]

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It doesn't apply to both of them.

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"How's the ring fit?"

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Is that the bottom line? I couldn't read it. Anyways, Roger and he both got their rings in NY and both went to rivals soon after departing from their original teams.

[daryn]

i don't get it dead, i really don't.

either you are a homosexual with a deep attraction to mike mussina.. or,.. well, that's the only possibility, because honestly he's not that great of a pitcher to be going ga-ga over.

[istewart]

Mussina doesn't have a ring.

[sublime]

mussina has no rings

[tbach24]

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Mussina doesn't have a ring.

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Niiiiiiice. He won't get one either.

[ttleistdci]

You're an idiot. Mussina couldn't pwn a little league game at this point.

[sublime]

You're an idiot. Mussina couldn't pwn a little league game at this point.

hes on the way to having his best season in 4 years. he is more or less, tim wakefield.

[Jack of Arcades]

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i don't get it dead, i really don't.

either you are a homosexual with a deep attraction to mike mussina.. or,.. well, that's the only possibility, because honestly he's not that great of a pitcher to be going ga-ga over.

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Well, he was... in 2001.

[Dead]

2003 was not too bad either, bud.

17-8 with a 3.40 ERA in the AL East is nothing to sneeze at.

[Jack of Arcades]

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You're an idiot. Mussina couldn't pwn a little league game at this point.

hes on the way to having his best season in 4 years. he is more or less, tim wakefield.

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It probably won't be better than 2003.

[Dead]

I think it will be about the same ERA as in 2003.

[Jack of Arcades]

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2003 was not too bad either, bud.

17-8 with a 3.40 ERA in the AL East is nothing to sneeze at.

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You're right; it wasn't too bad.

[sublime]

It probably won't be better than 2003.

yeah, i shouldnt pull numbers out my ass. either way, he has been very average since 2001.

[Dead]

He has been one of the best pitchers in the toughest division in baseball over the past 14 years.

His career ERA+ is 127. He has never had a super dominating year, but he's been consistently much better than the league.

[Dead]

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It probably won't be better than 2003.

yeah, i shouldnt pull numbers out my ass. either way, he has been very average since 2001.

[/ QUOTE ]

You don't know WTF you're talking about. STFU.

2003 34 NYY AL 17 8 31 31 2 1 0 0 214.7 192 86 81 21 40 195 3 4 855 3.40 4.39 129

a 129 ERA+ is not even close to average.

[tbach24]

Didn't you say something about Mcnamara pwning the NCAA tourney? Didn't they get knocked out by this man:

http://thanathz.no-ip.info/images/articles/tj_sorrentine.jpg

[Dead]

Didn't you say something about Boston pwning Indiana?

[sublime]

you fcuking IDIOT!

when you make a comment about 5 years worht of baseball you include ALL the years in your statement.

you are so fcuking annoying, honestly if i was within striking distance of you i would beat the snot out of you, you little fairy.

[Jack of Arcades]

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I think it will be about the same ERA as in 2003.

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The average ERA in the AL 2003 was 4.39, after you adjust for park. Mussina's ERA was 3.40; 29% better than the league average and 8th in the AL.

This year, after adjusting for park (using 3-year park factors) it's at 4.22. In order to be 29% better, his ERA would have to be 3.00.

[Dead]

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you are so fcuking annoying, honestly if i was within striking distance of you i would beat the snot out of you, you little fairy.

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Yeah ok. I've seen your picture, and you look like a little bitch. I would have no trouble with you, but keep talking. Besides, I thought you had me on ignore? Lmao.

[tbach24]

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Didn't you say something about Boston pwning Indiana?

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Yes, but I didn't start 40 threads about it and say it everywhere possible unlike someone else in this thread (I'll give you a clue, his name has to do with mortality).

[Jack of Arcades]

He's been around 10% above average... of course, his defense isn't helping any...

[tbach24]

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you are so fcuking annoying, honestly if i was within striking distance of you i would beat the snot out of you, you little fairy.

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Yeah ok. I've seen your picture, and you look like a little bitch. I would have no trouble with you, but keep talking. Besides, I thought you had me on ignore? Lmao.

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Why is it that 100% of pissing matches involve you?

[sublime]

Yeah ok. I've seen your picture, and you look like a little bitch.

says the man with a pink shirt on

this is too easy

[daryn]

no.. we've seen YOUR pic.

[bisonbison]

Can someone please post it? I wanna know what dead looks like.

[Jack of Arcades]

http://img135.echo.cx/img135/1485/meh120gd.jpg

[sublime]

man, he looks like a trained killer

[ttleistdci]

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you are so fcuking annoying, honestly if i was within striking distance of you i would beat the snot out of you, you little fairy.

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Yeah ok. I've seen your picture, and you look like a little bitch.

[/ QUOTE ]

You wear pink shirts you fairy. End of discussion.

[Dead]

Yeah, ok, computer nerd. You've never been laid in your life.

[mostsmooth]

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Yeah, ok, computer nerd. You've never been laid in your life.

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that makes two of you

[bisonbison]

Decent looking guy.

Reminds me of the Natasha Hentstridge conundrum: if someone as good looking as Henstridge is just a C-list celebrity, how bad an actress must she be?

If someone who looks like Dead finds the time to post almost 60 times per day on an internet forum, how much of an ass must he be in real life?

[Dead]

No, I got laid last night, so that makes at least one. I just don't feel the need to make a thread about it like 80% of OOT.

[Dead]

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If someone who looks like Dead finds the time to post almost 60 times per day on an internet forum, how much of an ass must he be in real life?

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I am at work right now. 10-8

[ttleistdci]

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Yeah, ok, computer nerd. You've never been laid in your life.

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Ask my girlfriend about that one.

[ttleistdci]

[ QUOTE ]
Decent looking guy.

Reminds me of the Natasha Hentstridge conundrum: if someone as good looking as Henstridge is just a C-list celebrity, how bad an actress must she be?

If someone who looks like Dead finds the time to post almost 60 times per day on an internet forum, how much of an ass must he be in real life?

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nh

[trying2learn]

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If someone who looks like Dead finds the time to post almost 60 times per day on an internet forum, how much of an ass must he be in real life?

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I am at work right now. 10-8

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so you're just a horrible employee?

[DeadIsARetard]

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No, I got laid last night

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[ QUOTE ]
In Upstate NY, you can get a 9.5-10 girl for $500, easily. Give her 5 grand and she'll probably bang you every day for a month.

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That is all.

-DiaR

[tbach24]

What % of posts in a sports thread do you think turn into flame wars between people?

[masse75]

Guys...tough choice here.

1. Put up with about 40 posts/day of "WHEE! YANKEES RULE! WE'RE GOING TO PWN THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR! JUST YOU WAIT." Annoying as hell.

2. Put Dead on Ignore, and miss all the funny flaming shots he receives. Plus the pink shirt.

Advice?

[masse75]

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If someone who looks like Dead finds the time to post almost 60 times per day on an internet forum, how much of an ass must he be in real life?

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I am at work right now. 10-8

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so you're just a horrible employee?

[/ QUOTE ]

game, set, match.

[ttleistdci]

[ QUOTE ]
Guys...tough choice here.

1. Put up with about 40 posts/day of "WHEE! YANKEES RULE! WE'RE GOING TO PWN THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR! JUST YOU WAIT." Annoying as hell.

2. Put Dead on Ignore, and miss all the funny flaming shots he receives. Plus the pink shirt.

Advice?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll keep him off ignore just to see him get ripped to shreds in OOT.

Why has Dead not been put in the hot tub picture yet? Whose fault is this?

[sublime]

i have gone both ways on this one, i had him on ignore for a week or two, and that was very enjoyable. you get to see people insult him and can imagine what idiotic statement he made to piss off the poster. then again, when you actually read his posts, you realize that no sane person can begine to imagine how stupid he makes himself look with the posts he makes.

[mostsmooth]

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No, I got laid last night, so that makes at least one. I just don't feel the need to make a thread about it like 80% of OOT.

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cats dont count

[contentless]

Never mind those 2...that guy ARod is uber-clutch. A stone cold killer.

[sublime]

wow, the NYY look like a bunch of retards out there. WS material for sure... hahahahhahahaha

200m+
3rd place
26% of the season over

hahahahahahhahahhahahahah

[masse75]

Is that uber-clutch before or after getting picked off?

hey dead, my internet is down ... can you give me a mets-yanks score?

[[censored]]

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you are so fcuking annoying, honestly if i was within striking distance of you i would beat the snot out of you, you little fairy.

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Yeah ok. I've seen your picture, and you look like a little bitch. I would have no trouble with you, but keep talking. Besides, I thought you had me on ignore? Lmao.

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This would be equivalent of 50cent (sublime) vs. Micheal Bolton (Dead).

[Dead]

No, you dip, because I have martial arts training. I could own sublime with minimal effort.

[contentless]

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Is that uber-clutch before or after getting picked off?

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After. I mean, one out, Tino batting...ARod knows what's up. Tino sucks, so he has to take that chance to...get picked off.

Slappy McBlueLips strikes again!

[Dead]

Slappy McBluelips currently leads the major leagues in runs, homers, and RBIs. How is Bill Mueller doing in those categories? Boston wanted to trade Ramirez to Texas for A-Rod. A-Rod is better than any player on the Sox.

[ttleistdci]

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No, you dip, because I have martial arts training. I could own sublime with minimal effort.

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Just picture Napoleon Dynamite saying this and it's a guaranteed laugh.

[daryn]

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No, you dip, because I have martial arts training. I could own sublime with minimal effort.

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Just picture Napoleon Dynamite saying this and it's a guaranteed laugh.

[/ QUOTE ]

exactly.

[tbach24]

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No, you dip, because I have martial arts training. I could own sublime with minimal effort.

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Just picture Napoleon Dynamite saying this and it's a guaranteed laugh.

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I was just digging up this image:

http://www.timandshawna.net/tim_movies/napoleon_dynamite/napoleon_dynamite01.jpg

[ttleistdci]

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Boston wanted to trade Ramirez to Texas for A-Rod. A-Rod is better than any player on the Sox.

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And look what happens when we don't get him...we win a World Series. Damn the bad luck

[ttleistdci]

[ QUOTE ]
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No, you dip, because I have martial arts training. I could own sublime with minimal effort.

[/ QUOTE ]

Just picture Napoleon Dynamite saying this and it's a guaranteed laugh.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was just digging up this image:

http://www.timandshawna.net/tim_movies/napoleon_dynamite/napoleon_dynamite01.jpg

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still laughing

[contentless]

[ QUOTE ]
Slappy McBluelips currently leads the major leagues in runs, homers, and RBIs. How is Bill Mueller doing in those categories? Boston wanted to trade Ramirez to Texas for A-Rod. A-Rod is better than any player on the Sox.

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No! You're missing the most important stat: Clutchness. ARod ranks #1 in that too. That, alone, separates him from the rest of the Yankees, never mind those stupid ass Red Sox. I'm telling you, A-Rod knows what's up. He KNEW that Tino, who has been totally sucking lately (I mean, come on. 5 games with homeruns in a row? Who cares. A-Rod only cares about how many games Tino has slapped people in, and the answer to that is ZERO), would obviously strikeout, so he knew he had to jumpstart the team...by getting picked off.

Him and Jeter, they're my Captain CSs.

[trying2learn]

a-rod may be better than any player on any team - he still has as many rings as your boy moose.


i LOVE the yankees being less than average.

[sublime]

No, you dip, because I have martial arts training. I could own sublime with minimal effort.

i would gladley fight you in some OOT type event, i have ZERO doubt in my mind i wiuld beat you senseless. you can kiss your martial arts training goodbye when i kick you in the nuts and then bite the side of your face.

edit: but im a lover. i would probably kiss you on the forehead afterwards and comment on how nice your teeth were.

[sublime]

A-Rod is better than any player on the Sox.

and?

[ttleistdci]

[ QUOTE ]
No, you dip, because I have martial arts training. I could own sublime with minimal effort.

i would gladley fight you in some OOT type event, i have ZERO doubt in my mind i wiuld beat you senseless. you can kiss your martial arts training goodbye when i kick you in the nuts and then bite the side of your face.

edit: but im a lover. i would probably kiss you on the forehead afterwards and comment on how nice your teeth were.

[/ QUOTE ]

Priceless!

[masse75]

[ QUOTE ]
Slappy McBluelips currently leads the major leagues in runs, homers, and RBIs. How is Bill Mueller doing in those categories? Boston wanted to trade Ramirez to Texas for A-Rod. A-Rod is better than any player on the Sox.

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He also has one less ring than any player on the Sox.