Did KaneKungfu123 Just get banned?

[Dr. Strangelove]

If so this is gay because, though he is a tool, his MidHiPLNL posts are usually good, and I think he was kind of joking.

Kane pwnt? (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2443324&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

[[censored]]

Awesome, Karma is a bitch.

[BusterStacks]

Hopefully he did.

[thatpfunk]

I agree that while sometimes he can be annoying, his banning is complete BS while Vince, etc are not banned. Whatever.

[theBruiser500]

i think he was joking too, or wasn't trying to be malicious mat shouldn't ban him

[thatpfunk]

He posts interesting MidHiNL hands and sometimes has some interesting questions about life, etc.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Yeah it just seems to me like normal trash talking, all in good fun.

[InchoateHand]

Are you kidding KKF is huge huge huge bitch. I'll be in Thailand shortly and I'll be happy to kick his ass. But he is no holds barred the best poster in MHNL right now, so he better get reinstated.

(PS, I'm serious about kicking his ass...he has his 5K challlenge, I have my KKF ass-kicking challenge, and I'm 100% certain I'd win).

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He posts interesting MidHiNL hands and sometimes has some interesting questions about life, etc.

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Guess he should have paid off the poem contest then.

[BusterStacks]

Actually if you want financial incentive to kick his ass, I am willing to put up.

[thatpfunk]

Ah, yes, karma. I am slow...

[InchoateHand]

In all seriousness, if you want to put up, GREAT, but I will kick his ass royally for free. (He does make great posts in MHNL, but he is also a huge bitch, and sometimes it does the young'uns well to be taught a lesson). I will be in Bangkok, Poi Pet, Hua Hin, etc. in the range of mid-August. If KKF want to put up, all he has to do is give me an address. Perhaps since he is so intent on playing a 5K freeze-out, (which I have neither the BR nor the skill to play), he will trade me that for an ass-kicking. Providing we play the freeze-out immediately afterwards, you may well stand to make money on your investment.

[Mat Sklansky]

This one stays buried. The biggest complaint I hear is that I am too lax . There are now many thousands of users on this site and the various decisions I make go unnoticed. Those posters who come to my attention, who seem to be viable members of this gratis community, are generally given the benefit of the doubt via a warning pm. Disregard that, and my level of tolerance falls to zero.

Mat

[thatpfunk]

I understand that your task is an extremely large one. I just don't understand how KKF has differentiated himself from so many other posters...

[Mat Sklansky]

You are a b class donkey

[Mat Sklansky]

Do you find that to be an acceptable answer to your question? Or maybe I should ban myself?

Mat

[BusterStacks]

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You are a b class donkey

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lol. I have never seen Mat call anyone a name before. I think you just got owned.

[InchoateHand]

You are now my hero times the largest number anyone can think of....
Thank you for calling someone a class b donkey. Sure, I like thatpfunk, but Mat laying it down?


[censored] awesome, with no circumvention of the censor.

[emonrad87]

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You are a b class donkey

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You need to post more.

[BusterStacks]

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You are a b class donkey

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You need to post more.

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[InchoateHand]

Just in case my intent wasn't clear enough:

You are a b class donkey [ QUOTE ]
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You are a b class donkey

[/ QUOTE ] You need to post more.



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[Stuey]

Make this a sticky.

[thatpfunk]

I suppose it is better than a C class donkey, but I do find that unnecessary...

Are you drunk?

[InchoateHand]

Hopefully. Tonight I'll be careful though. No more than two quotes. No profanity. Etc. Etc. ad. nauseum.

[BusterStacks]

uh... are calling me a class b donkey? and why?

[InchoateHand]

Hell No!

I just love that Mat said it, so I'll repeat it as often as possible. Consider it my version of "stick it up her pooper." I certainly wasn't referencing you, just messed up my quotes.

That said, anyone who disagrees with KKFs banning is a class b donkey.

[Dr. Strangelove]

I don't know why, but I don't really understand what you guys are saying, yet I find it all perversely funny.

[Dex]

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I suppose it is better than a C class donkey, but I do find that unnecessary...

Are you drunk?

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He's quoting KaneKungFu123 (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Number=2444675)

[Mat Sklansky]

I appreciate the applause, but I was trying to make a point. This kind of insult, the insult I paraphrased from the banned poster, is not acceptable.

Mat,

Not drunk, just a little buzzed

[thatpfunk]

I'm aware he's trying to make a point, but if calling someone a B class donkey is ban-worthy then either donkey is a much worse insult than I was aware of or the entire politics and WPT forums hould be banned.

Vince Lepore has gotten into threads in which him and a combatant threaten death upon each other for gods sake...

[InchoateHand]

Hero of that unimaginable number, times three. Plus one. I am also a "little buzzed."

But I'm more D grade donkeystyle.

[Apathy]

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I appreciate the applause, but I was trying to make a point. This kind of insult, the insult I paraphrased from the banned poster, is not acceptable.

Mat,

Not drunk, just a little buzzed

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I find it difficult to believe that he would have been banned had the insult been directed toward someone who wasn't a 2+2 author.

[BusterStacks]

Mat...

we're all men here, just say it: KaneKungFu sucks.

It's not like this is recent news.

[InchoateHand]

I find it difficult to believe that you believe that unless you are a class b donkey. (Notice, I didn't call anyone a class b donkey, I just inferred that someone who thought, seriously, in such a manner is clearly a class b donkey. There is no preferential treatment here, as all but class b donkeys quickly realize).

[thatpfunk]

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Not drunk, just a little buzzed

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You should do this more often, it would instill hilarity and some much needed fear upon us...

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Mat...

we're all men here, just say it: KaneKungFu sucks.

It's not like this is recent news.

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Busterstacks, once again putting one out of the park.

[Daliman]

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I appreciate the applause, but I was trying to make a point. This kind of insult, the insult I paraphrased from the banned poster, is not acceptable.

Mat,

Not drunk, just a little buzzed

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This is the second instance of a Sklansky showing a sense of humor in the past 4 hours.

THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!

[Mat Sklansky]

This is my last post on the matter:

I asked him via pm to refrain from bumping his own threads. He then went out of his way to bump and contribute to inflammatory threads involving this organization.

I'm an extremely lenient fucker. Aside from blatant self-serving spam, I let almost everything slide. But when I ask an individual poster to tone something down, and they go out of their way to disregard me without first engaging me in a private debate, I exercise my Mason given right to push the button.

If this guy's such an invaluable poster he can come back in two weeks. Someone send me a reminder.

Mat

[thatpfunk]

Ok aside from this being one of the best responses ever, it clears things up ALOT. Thanks mat...

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I'm an extremely lenient fucker.

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[Dead]

That made me laugh as well. I thought I misread it.

[pshreck]

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I'm an extremely lenient fucker.

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[censored] that [censored]

[Dr. Strangelove]

I laughed out loud at this. Sklansky should spend more time in this forum and less in the short bus forum.

[IndieMatty]

This thread rocks.

[fluxrad]

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I find it difficult to believe that he would have been banned had the insult been directed toward someone who wasn't a 2+2 author.

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There's an old saying: Don't [censored] where you live.

[Prevaricator]

If this is true, its really too bad. KKF is really funny, the kind of guy who is very smart and is fed up with all the BS that goes on here, so he takes action. He's a very formidable NL player too and makes some good content posts.

[InchoateHand]

Don't circumvent the censor. Ahhh fucker it, you rock, you are allowed to do whatever the fucker you please.


I'm sorry, but this is the best fucker class b donkey thread i have read in oot in 2005.


Edited to add....just realized I replied to IndieMatty---sure, you rock too, but this is really just a big fuckering props to Mr. Mat.

[pshreck]

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KKF is really funny, the kind of guy who is very smart and is fed up with all the BS that goes on here, so he takes action.

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Clueless

[Dead]

Stop using that phrase dude.

Class b donkey will become overused.

[BusterStacks]

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This thread rocks.

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http://home.comcast.net/~hn_cobra/threadrocks.jpg

[pshreck]

Have you gotten the point that he just posted 'class b donkey' after KKF used it, and wasn't actually using it as an insult?

[InchoateHand]

There is no overuse when Mat calls himself a lenient fucker and someone else a class b donkey.

Sure, outside this thread it shall never be repeated, least of all by me, (gay, retarded, anyone? Not me...), but here, class be donkey fucker!

[Dead]

Are we really fucking allowed to bypass the fucking censor like this?

[InchoateHand]

I read the original WPT thread pshreck, stop raining on my class b parade. Fucker.

[Dead]

Ok that is just brilliant. i take it back, Inchoate, you are cool.

Pshreck has his panties shoved too far up his ass.

[Daliman]

Love the avatar. The missed flip isn't as funny as the fact that he gets up too quick and starts the chuks up tho.

[pshreck]

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Ok that is just brilliant. i take it back, Inchoate, you are cool.

Pshreck has his panties shoved too far up his ass.

[/ QUOTE ]

I bow down to your genius level IQ. You are in fact brilliant.

[Daliman]

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I find it difficult to believe that he would have been banned had the insult been directed toward someone who wasn't a 2+2 author.

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There's an old saying: Don't [censored] where you live.

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There's an even better one, actually; Don't [censored] where you eat.

[Dead]

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Ok that is just brilliant. i take it back, Inchoate, you are cool.

Pshreck has his panties shoved too far up his ass.

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I bow down to your genius level IQ. You are in fact brilliant.

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Not as brilliant as your mom was last night.

[Carlito]

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This thread rocks.

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It's cool.

[pshreck]

Whatever happened to that thread where you were gonna let us vote you out of the forum? That was my favorite thread you ever made.

I haven't said this in a while, but I seriously don't know why you find pleasure in bothering us here, and spending tons of time doing it.

[fluxrad]

This thread is the goddamned internet version of Days Of Our Lives.

Mo' Drama.

Mat...

KKF's baby is [b]YOURS![b]

[Dead]

I wanted to leave that thread up but people pm'ed me and encouraged me to take it down, saying that they wanted me to stay.

[pshreck]

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I wanted to leave that thread up but people pm'ed me and encouraged me to take it down, saying that they wanted me to stay.

[/ QUOTE ]

Because they knew what the majority vote would be? The whole point of your poll was to see how many it was one way vs. another. Do it again please.

[jason_t]

cf. this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=psych&Number=2444697&Forum =,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=24 43889&Search=true&where=&Name=5&daterange=&newerva l=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev=#Post2 444697)

[The Yugoslavian]

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I appreciate the applause, but I was trying to make a point. This kind of insult, the insult I paraphrased from the banned poster, is not acceptable.

Mat,

Not drunk, just a little buzzed

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Two plus two tumult.
Soothing waves wash all around.
Mat is the calm sea.
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<font color="red">
It is Judgement Day.
Mat seals your two plus two fate.
Will you be expunged?
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Two plus two darkness.
Falling deeper and deeper.
Mat: our guiding light.
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So much chaos here.
Confusion, bad energy.
Mat's soul slices through.
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Yugoslav

[Phoenix1010]

I still want my 25$ from that jerkoff.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Oh man, the dragon eats its own tail. It all is so deliciously prescient and now dripping with irony.

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
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I appreciate the applause, but I was trying to make a point. This kind of insult, the insult I paraphrased from the banned poster, is not acceptable.

Mat,

Not drunk, just a little buzzed

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I find it difficult to believe that he would have been banned had the insult been directed toward someone who wasn't a 2+2 author.

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Of course he wouldn't have been.

Then again, it's their board, so they make the rules. Taking a crap on the board owners/sponsors isn't exactly a Grade A move.

[InchoateHand]

No, I find it to be more of a class...

[Blarg]

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I find it difficult to believe that he would have been banned had the insult been directed toward someone who wasn't a 2+2 author.

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There's an old saying: Don't [censored] where you live.

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There ya go.

Amazing how difficult this concept is for so many.

[oreogod]

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This thread rocks.

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[CamusEatsSumTum]

bump

[-Skeme-]

[ QUOTE ]
But he is no holds barred the best poster in MHNL right now, so he better get reinstated.

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I don't think so, Tim.

[ttleistdci]

This thread was awesome till Dead came on and tried to be funny or something.

[tbach24]

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I exercise my Mason given right to push the button.

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Brilliant

[masse75]

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This thread was awesome till Dead came on and tried to be funny or something.

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This thread? I think it universally applies to ALL threads.

[jakethebake]

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mat,

Not drunk, just a little buzzed

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Funniest thing I've read here in awhile! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
And everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the wind beneath my wings.

[IndieMatty]

Did you weekdayers see this?

[kurosh]

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I'm an extremely lenient fucker.

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WOW! That just made my day!

[bosoxfan]

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Did you weekdayers see this?

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I'm not on here much on the weekends so bumps like this are great. thanks

[bump]

Mat,
Thank you. This was awesome.

Dead,
Please go away. Your sad attempts at humor are the only blemishes on an amazing thread.

~B

[sthief09]

good. now the next step is him killing himself and we can all be satisfied

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

I think this is a little ironic. Now that KaneKungFu123 is back I HAVE BEEN BANNED. I'm not sure why, and I have PMd the extremely lenient one, but so far there has been no response.

[pshreck]

Who are you, why were you banned?

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

I'm the original poster of this thread, Dr. Strangelove.

[pshreck]

ok, now why were you banned?

[BusterStacks]

don't take any guff from these swine.

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

Er, I don't know. It could be a bad joke I made in brokenglasscan's "Are you a potential rapist?" thread.

[wacki]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/shrug2.gif

[IndieMatty]

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ok, now why were you banned?

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[Dr. StrangeloveX]

Still don't know. Maybe evading the censor.