How much do hookers cost?

[Sponger15SB]

Say I'm going to Vegas and I want to get a hooker, how much would it cost to have sex (or head, or whatever you want to specify) for

1) skanky street walker
2) ugly skank
3) average girl
4) good looking one
5) super fine
6) hottest chick and best lay ever

Even though nobody will believe me.... I have a girlfriend, I am not going to vegas any time soon, I don't think I'd ever get a hooker anyways, and I am just curious and to how much people normally spend.

[augie00]

I too, am curious. I would never get a hooker. Ever.

[tbach24]

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[Dead]

I don't know about Vegas,

but I have a couple friends in the business, and the general rule is the cost multiplies as you go up.

So if skanky street walker is 50, then ugly skank is 100, and you keep adding 50, with the best lay ever being about 300.

I think you could get a super hot chick for an hour for under $500.

[soah]

It sounds like the cost is adding as you go up. When you say multiplying, it makes me think the cost goes up exponentially (sp?)

[Dead]

You're right, my bad. Yeah it's just being added. Either way those are the prices around here.

[Alobar]

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I think you could get a super hot chick for an hour for under $500.

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not even close. A high dollar call girl (read: extrememly hot) is going to cost you several thousand dollars.

I imagine the hottest call girls in vegas are more than 10K a night, and there are prolly some that go for 20K


I've got a really funny drunk story about calling a hooker to my hotel when I was in vegas for a friends wedding. I never did anything witht he chick, but she was decent looking and it was going to cost $300.


If you want hot hookers cheap, go to mexico. In guatalahara(I sooo spelled that wrong) you can have sex with a girl so hot it will blow your mind, for less than $20

[Dead]

Ok, well I was wrong about Vegas. I never claimed to know about it.

In Upstate NY, you can get a 9.5-10 girl for $500, easily. Give her 5 grand and she'll probably bang you every day for a month.

[Dead]

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In guatalahara(I sooo spelled that wrong) you can have sex with a girl so hot it will blow your mind, for less than $20

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Yes and how many STDs will she have?

[Alobar]

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In guatalahara(I sooo spelled that wrong) you can have sex with a girl so hot it will blow your mind, for less than $20

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Yes and how many STDs will she have?

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prolly as many as any other hooker has.

[Dead]

I think the high priced ones are much less likely to have them. That's part of the high price. Less chance of catching gonnorrhea lol.

[RunDownHouse]

Blowjobs from a fairly ugly hooker go for $30 in Nashville.

No, I was not involved.

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Ok, well I was wrong about Vegas. I never claimed to know about it.

In Upstate NY, you can get a 9.5-10 girl for $500, easily. Give her 5 grand and she'll probably bang you every day for a month.

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1 - How many 10s do you know in Upstate NY? I live there and know exactly 0.

1a - Where do you find hookers in Upstate NY? Out on a farm somewhere?

2 - There was a thread 3 or 4 days ago by the Bruiser I believe about going to vegas (maybe a who is going for WSOP thread) where someone posted a link to a vegas hooker website) I have no desire to search for the thread but I bet the site could be found through www.google.com (http://www.google.com)

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I think the high priced ones are much less likely to have them. That's part of the high price. Less chance of catching gonnorrhea lol.

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So, let me get this straight... your argument is that wealthy people have less STDs? I have always been under the assumtion that there is a strong correlation between frequency of sex and STDs, similarly there is a moderate correlation between wealth and frequency of sex. In conclusion, you are an idiot.

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I think the high priced ones are much less likely to have them. That's part of the high price. Less chance of catching gonnorrhea lol.

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So, let me get this straight... your argument is that wealthy people have less STDs? I have always been under the assumtion that there is a strong correlation between frequency of sex and STDs, similarly there is a moderate correlation between wealth and frequency of sex. In conclusion, you are an idiot.

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[Sponger15SB]

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I think the high priced ones are much less likely to have them. That's part of the high price. Less chance of catching gonnorrhea lol.

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So, let me get this straight... your argument is that wealthy people have less STDs? I have always been under the assumtion that there is a strong correlation between frequency of sex and STDs, similarly there is a moderate correlation between wealth and frequency of sex. In conclusion, you are an idiot.

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The higher priced ones are less likely to have lots of sex. Also, the wealthier you are, the smarter you are, and the smarter you are, the more precautions you take in preventing STDs. In conclusion, you are an idiot.

[Dead]

Well said.

[Dynasty]

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2 - There was a thread 3 or 4 days ago by the Bruiser I believe about going to vegas (maybe a who is going for WSOP thread) where someone posted a link to a vegas hooker website) I have no desire to search for the thread but I bet the site could be found through www.google.com (http://www.google.com)

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A Vegas hooker website? Why would you need that? You can simply walk outside and grab a directory out of a vending machine just like you would a newspaper. They're all over the Strip and any other casino/commerical area. (It's actually one thing I don't like about Vegas- too tacky)

[TStoneMBD]

i dont know what youre talking about, as if upstate new york has a poor gene pool for hot women or something. ive lived in upstate new york my whole life. i think its more that you dont see 10s because women dont go parading around with all the excessive makeup and crazy dresses as they do other places. you can definitely find expensive hookers that are 10s.

i went to high school in upstate new york, and holy genius there were some really fine 10s, that were hookers as well.

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I don't know about Vegas,

but I have a couple friends in the business, and the general rule is the cost multiplies as you go up.

So if skanky street walker is 50, then ugly skank is 100, and you keep adding 50, with the best lay ever being about 300.

I think you could get a super hot chick for an hour for under $500.

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I think the op is looking for info about hookers that have been women all of their lives.

[Dead]

Hahahhahahahahahahahah. Niss, you're so funny. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Now go back to jerkin it.

[TStoneMBD]

its also a matter of fact that a women selling her body for 2k is going to have sex with far less men than a women who sells her body for $50. if she has much sex, its probably with a steady boyfriend.

women who are making this much money prostituting are much less likely to be into drugs along with other things detrimental to themselves than a $50 street hooker. this in turn means that she is far more likely to care about her body and will probably get tested for STDs more frequently.

[tbach24]

Happy Birthday!!!!

[InchoateHand]

Upstate NY is fugly women. That is truth. One of the many reasons I left, and turned down a grad school offer at Cornell (conveniently centrally isolated in the heart of [censored] nowhere).

[TStoneMBD]

go down to turningstone on a friday night. there are 5 10s divided up between waitresses, hookers, sluts and girlfriends.

[InchoateHand]

So there are five tens in upstate NY, and they happen to be at TStone? Gee, that really proves the existence of beautiful women--like, 1:2,000,000. Wow, I should move back.

[Stuey]

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2) ugly skank
3) average girl
4) good looking one
5) super fine
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You’re rating them by quality.
The price changes depending on the source.

1. Strung out drugy street whores 5-25 same price any hole. They will ask for 100 but they know it is a pipe dream. No discounts if you’re a good-looking polite guy either.

2. Functioning drugy street whores 25-50 bj 50-100 inclusive. These will go lower if you are non-threatening, good looking and treat them with respect.

3. Street walking coke whore, appears drug free I call them coke whores as it is the only drug that does not ugly a girl up. 50 bj 100-150 inclusive. No price breaks they think they are better than the other walkers and normally are.

4. Escorts you phone with publicly listed #'s 300-500 per half hour and they love to stall for time! Additional charges per every request you have. These also lower prices if you’re polite, respectful and not ugly.

5. Escorts you phone with private #'s you can only get by knowing the right people. 1000-5000-appearance fee. 1000-5000 per hour. Don't ask about the extras! No discounts.

Your experience will not be guaranteed to be better the more you pay.
I have no idea if any of this is true, I just overheard a couple of guys talking about it one day. Prices are canadian and may differ if your sober for all I know. I forgot rub and tugs but I will lets others elaborate.

[Sponger15SB]

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I have no idea if any of this is true, I just overheard a couple of guys talking about it one day.

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Yeah, suuuuuure. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

On a side note: A while back I was talking with a 2+2er about vegas hookers and he said something to the effect of "Why get a hooker? If I was at a bar and spent $X I would probably get laid by most chicks"

[Blackjack]

Exactly.. just get drinks for the girls.. be Don Juan like me and you'll go home with poontang.

Although getting laid is still so much easier than getting head from a 1 night stand.

Blackjack

[Boris]

I have no idea. But I'm gonna find out soon. Bruiser said he's going to meet me in vegas in June and I'm gonna buy him one of those sweet looking red heads.

[gorie]

i could never (knowingly) be with a guy that has had sex with a hooker.

i mean really, what does that say about his respect for money ?

[Dynasty]

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...what does that say about his respect for money ?

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It doesn't say anything.

[Sponger15SB]

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i mean really, what does that say about his respect for money ?

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People waste so much money on useless [censored] it isn't even funny. Who cares about 1 more thing.

I spent $8 today at a gas station getting soda and drinks and candy and crap, I bet you probably waste hundreds on stupid clothes that you don't need.

Big F'in deal.

[gorie]

you guys are cute.

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I bet you probably waste hundreds on stupid clothes that you don't need.

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how much ?

[Sponger15SB]

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I bet you probably waste hundreds on stupid clothes that you don't need.

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how much ?

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[gorie]

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I bet you probably waste hundreds on stupid clothes that you don't need.

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how much ?

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[gorie]

also , why does everyone take me seriously ? :/

[TStoneMBD]

thousands*

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I bet you probably waste hundreds on stupid clothes that you don't need.

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how much ?

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lol, sorry I'm kinda tired.

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[Matt Flynn]

Boris let me know the arrangement and I may take part of your action on one condition:

This does NOT occur in our room unless they do NOT use my bed AND you get my bed sanitized afterwards anyway - I mean I want to see one of those paper toilet bowl ring thingies all the way around the mattress and spread. Not that I don't trust Bruiser - or your taste in hookers (which is exquisite and well-honed I'm sure) - but we do not know where Daryn has been.

Matt

[Sponger15SB]

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also , why does everyone take me seriously ? :/

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I have no idea, but whenever I see your posts I will never be able to escape thinking about this one (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2427600&Fo rum=All_Forums&Words=sex&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Mai n=2424434&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=30455&dat erange=1&newerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertyp e=&bodyprev=#Post2427600).

[SpearsBritney]

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also , why does everyone take me seriously ? :/

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I have no idea, but whenever I see your posts I will never be able to escape thinking about this one (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2427600&Fo rum=All_Forums&Words=sex&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Mai n=2424434&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=30455&dat erange=1&newerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertyp e=&bodyprev=#Post2427600).

http://img287.echo.cx/img287/7786/lol1ee.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)

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[gorie]

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also , why does everyone take me seriously ? :/

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I have no idea, but whenever I see your posts I will never be able to escape thinking about this one (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2427600&Fo rum=All_Forums&Words=sex&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Mai n=2424434&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=30455&dat erange=1&newerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertyp e=&bodyprev=#Post2427600).

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yes, always keep in mind i'm not the kind of girl people want to have sex with.

i think it's because i don't buy enough fancy clothes. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[peachy]

well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

[gorie]

i was going to reply earlier saying "peachy might know" but i thought that would be rude.

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over 1k for a good hot clean hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

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And what STDs do you have?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Say I'm going to Vegas and I want to get a hooker, how much would it cost to have sex (or head, or whatever you want to specify)

[/ QUOTE ] waaay to much, don't dp it.

[peachy]

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i was going to reply earlier saying "peachy might know" but i thought that would be rude.

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nothing offends me so dont worry /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Blackjack]

We need Pics peachy otherwise it's useless.

[SpearsBritney]

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Say I'm going to Vegas and I want to get a hooker, how much would it cost to have sex (or head, or whatever you want to specify)

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nice typo

[ThaSaltCracka]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

[/ QUOTE ]stfu, you have no diea what you are talking about/

[peachy]

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over 1k for a good hot clean hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

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And what STDs do you have?

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if i go for well over 20k per 30 mins i get regular check ups...so CURRENTLY none im aware of /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Blackjack]

PICS PEACHY

Where are the PICS

[peachy]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

[/ QUOTE ]stfu, you have no diea what you are talking about/

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uummm actually i do...and id bet a large sum of $ those prices r extremely accurate....thx for caring

[Dead]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

[/ QUOTE ]stfu, you have no diea what you are talking about/

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This is brilliant, my friend. This is why you can have my Mantle, Clemens and Aaron cards if I die.

[Stuey]

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i could never (knowingly) be with a guy that has had sex with a hooker.

i mean really, what does that say about his respect for money ?

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Could you be with a guy that unknowingly thought you were a hooker? (Guy offers gorie 5K for a bj, with condom, after seeing her in a vegas nightclub. Guy is clean, good looking, and non-threatening)

I mean really, what does that say about your respect for hookers?

[peachy]

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i could never (knowingly) be with a guy that has had sex with a hooker.

i mean really, what does that say about his respect for money ?


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id be more concenered about his repect for women...not money...or himself for that matter

plus if hes gotta pay a hot chick to do him...hes prolly not mah type in the 1st place

[ThaSaltCracka]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

[/ QUOTE ]stfu, you have no diea what you are talking about/

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uummm actually i do...and id bet a large sum of $ those prices r extremely accurate....thx for caring

[/ QUOTE ]you are wrong, sorry. The only way you know what you arte talking about is if you turn tricks.

[peachy]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

[/ QUOTE ]stfu, you have no diea what you are talking about/

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uummm actually i do...and id bet a large sum of $ those prices r extremely accurate....thx for caring

[/ QUOTE ]you are wrong, sorry. The only way you know what you arte talking about is if you turn tricks.

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u dont know a thing about me...so tread carefully on what u say...and like i said...im willin to wager a large amount of money on what ive stated

[mason55]

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Say I'm going to Vegas and I want to get a hooker, how much would it cost to have sex (or head, or whatever you want to specify)

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nice typo

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hahha, i was wondering where the DP came from. not that there's anything wrong with DP. unless it slips out and your friend puts it back in.

[Blackjack]

Peachy until you post pics, we will assume that you are in fact.. a man.

The presumption of regularity.

That is all

[peachy]

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Peachy until you post pics, we will assume that you are in fact.. a man.

The presumption of regularity.

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hahaha i have posted A pic...and i assure u im not a guy

[mason55]

peachy posted a pic. it was small and worthless but it was there.

go stalk some girls in real life, you're obviously not getting any.

[gorie]

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Could you be with a guy that unknowingly thought you were a hooker?

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heck yes. i'd marry him.

[Blackjack]

MASON - THAT COMMENT WAS SCATHING COLD.

[gorie]

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i could never (knowingly) be with a guy that has had sex with a hooker.

i mean really, what does that say about his respect for money ?


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id be more concenered about his repect for women...not money...or himself for that matter

plus if hes gotta pay a hot chick to do him...hes prolly not mah type in the 1st place

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me too.

[kipin]

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Peachy until you post pics, we will assume that you are in fact.. a man.

The presumption of regularity.

That is all

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hahaha i have posted A pic...and i assure u im not a guy

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She is not a guy, I will back this up.

[thatpfunk]

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peachy posted a pic. it was small and worthless but it was there.


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A posted small worthless pic could be found anywhere on the internet. I believe Peachy is a chick, but I'm just stating the obvious.

[Stuey]

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id be more concenered about his repect for women...not money...or himself for that matter

plus if hes gotta pay a hot chick to do him...hes prolly not mah type in the 1st place

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My post was for the lady (gorie). But as you said you go for 25K so you don't respect hookers. As you have to realize they are only doing it because the amount they charge is equivilant to how much 25K means to you. Life is hard don't judge these ladies talk to one they are the most real people you can meet. As for myself yes I am scum but not the mean ignorant type. Just the foolish self indulgent fun loving type.

[DavidC]

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i could never (knowingly) be with a guy that has had sex with a hooker.

i mean really, what does that say about his respect for money ?

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I hope that the first statement is true and that the second statement is a joke (because it's f-ing funny).

p.s. from the real pics thread, you're cute. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[peachy]

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peachy posted a pic. it was small and worthless but it was there.


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A posted small worthless pic could be found anywhere on the internet. I believe Peachy is a chick, but I'm just stating the obvious.

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i assure u it cant be found anywhere

[SpearsBritney]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

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20k huh? Can I stick it in your pooper, and than put it in your mouth?

[mason55]

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MASON - THAT COMMENT WAS SCATHING COLD.

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ice ice baby.

[peachy]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

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20k huh? Can I stick it in your pooper, and than put it in your mouth?

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no thatll run u about a mil...and u have to wear a flavored condom when its in mah bum

[thatpfunk]

i really hope i dont have to draw it out for you and that was merely your attempt to infer that a picutre of you is priceless :::swoon:::

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

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20k huh? Can I stick it in your pooper, and than put it in your mouth?

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no thatll run u about a mil...and u have to wear a flavored condom when its in mah bum

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Why would he pay you a mil when you're not exactly a supermodel and he could get a 10.0 in Vegas to let him do that and a whole lot more for 10-20k.

[peachy]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

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20k huh? Can I stick it in your pooper, and than put it in your mouth?

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no thatll run u about a mil...and u have to wear a flavored condom when its in mah bum

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Why would he pay you a mil when you're not exactly a supermodel and he could get a 10.0 in Vegas to let him do that and a whole lot more for 10-20k.

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b/c thats just me

[gorie]

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i could never (knowingly) be with a guy that has had sex with a hooker.

i mean really, what does that say about his respect for money ?

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I hope that the first statement is true and that the second statement is a joke (because it's f-ing funny).

p.s. from the real pics thread, you're cute. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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thanks, at least someone else can find me amusing other than myself.

[SpearsBritney]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

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20k huh? Can I stick it in your pooper, and than put it in your mouth?

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no thatll run u about a mil...and u have to wear a flavored condom when its in mah bum

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oh it'll be flavored alright

[ThaSaltCracka]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

[/ QUOTE ]stfu, you have no diea what you are talking about/

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uummm actually i do...and id bet a large sum of $ those prices r extremely accurate....thx for caring

[/ QUOTE ]you are wrong, sorry. The only way you know what you arte talking about is if you turn tricks.

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u dont know a thing about me...so tread carefully on what u say...and like i said...im willin to wager a large amount of money on what ive stated

[/ QUOTE ]no you don't, you are a dumb attention whore on this site, If you havw friends that re holes for money, then more power to your whore firends, they are pieces of trashe for the rest of humaity. You still don';t know what you are talking about, you dumb biotch. Whores are cheap and thjey are disease free. They accept cheap money for theirt easy pussy. If your friends do that, then they are loser bitc hes who lack the skills to do anything meanigful, much liike you, so [censored] you, i literally have zero respect for you.

[thatpfunk]

Awww, that Steel Reserve did good work...

[peachy]

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well over 1k for a good hot cleanish hooker to do the deed...$10 for a AIDs carrying whore thatll give u head


i go for well over 20k...before the jokes start

[/ QUOTE ]stfu, you have no diea what you are talking about/

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uummm actually i do...and id bet a large sum of $ those prices r extremely accurate....thx for caring

[/ QUOTE ]you are wrong, sorry. The only way you know what you arte talking about is if you turn tricks.

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u dont know a thing about me...so tread carefully on what u say...and like i said...im willin to wager a large amount of money on what ive stated

[/ QUOTE ]no you don't, you are a dumb attention whore on this site, If you havw friends that re holes for money, then more power to your whore firends, they are pieces of trashe for the rest of humaity. You still don';t know what you are talking about, you dumb biotch. Whores are cheap and thjey are disease free. They accept cheap money for theirt easy pussy. If your friends do that, then they are loser bitc hes who lack the skills to do anything meanigful, much liike you, so [censored] you, i literally have zero respect for you.

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aawww someone musta got turned down by a hooker...tissue?? /images/graemlins/mad.gif

and i could care less if u or most anyone else here ever respects me

[Clarkmeister]

Try www.bigdoggie.net (http://www.bigdoggie.net) or www.theeroticreview.com (http://www.theeroticreview.com) and I bet you can find some pretty specific answers to your questions. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

good,stop posting here you cock sucking whore.

[Dead]

Oh god this is just brilliant.

I'm loving it. The peachy vs TSC battle. Even better than the wacki/peachy one. We saw this one coming, and it looks every bit as good as I thought it was going to be.

FIGHTERS, TO YOUR CORNERS!

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!

http://www.snoot.org/i/wuss/mr-t.jpg

[Stuey]

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heck yes. i'd marry him.

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I was outsmarted by the sexy one.

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i could never (knowingly) be with a guy that has had sex with a hooker.

i mean really, what does that say about his respect for money ?



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id be more concenered about his repect for women...not money...or himself for that matter

plus if hes gotta pay a hot chick to do him...hes prolly not mah type in the 1st place


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And embarassed by the smart one.
nh ladies I know when I'm beat, nite. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

Peachy is a bitch and I hope someone tears her pussy apart with some titanic donkey dic, you skank ass attention biortch,



BTW, you look ugly in your pic too. No wonder you didn;t posty a bigger pic.

[gorie]

why am i only half offended by that ?

[Dead]

TSC, you have to go to the link, and make it bigger.

Here, let me help you out.

http://img135.echo.cx/img135/1485/meh120gd.jpg

Is that big enough for you? And I don't think I'm ugly, but if you want to think so, then ok.

[Stuey]

[ QUOTE ]
why am i only half offended by that ?

[/ QUOTE ]

sorry how about outhumored by the sexy one?? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[peachy]

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good,stop posting here you cock sucking whore.

[/ QUOTE ]

aaawww...most guys like that i do that

[sublime]

your a reatrd, he was talking about peachy. are you really this retarded?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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good,stop posting here you cock sucking whore.

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aaawww...most guys like that i do that

[/ QUOTE ]yes, you are a whore, thanks for reiterating thst.

[peachy]

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heck yes. i'd marry him.

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I was outsmarted by the sexy one.

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i could never (knowingly) be with a guy that has had sex with a hooker.

i mean really, what does that say about his respect for money ?



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id be more concenered about his repect for women...not money...or himself for that matter

plus if hes gotta pay a hot chick to do him...hes prolly not mah type in the 1st place


[/ QUOTE ]

And embarassed by the smart one.
nh ladies I know when I'm beat, nite. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

HAHAHAHAHHAAH me smart?!?!?!

[peachy]

[ QUOTE ]
Peachy is a bitch and I hope someone tears her pussy apart with some titanic donkey dic, you skank ass attention biortch,



BTW, you look ugly in your pic too. No wonder you didn;t posty a bigger pic.

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aaww dont get me all wet with that dirty talk baby....

and im glad u find me ugly...i dont deny it

[gorie]

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why am i only half offended by that ?

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sorry how about outhumored by the sexy one?? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
i meant if she's the 'smart' one (peachy), and i'm the 'sexy' one...

i thought you might be calling me ugly.

[Subfallen]

Let it go bro, the Sonics lost. It happens.

[thatpfunk]

Relax man, its just the internet and she could be a 45 year old man...

[ethan]

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why am i only half offended by that ?

[/ QUOTE ]

sorry how about outhumored by the sexy one?? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
i meant if she's the 'smart' one (peachy), and i'm the 'sexy' one...

i thought you might be calling me ugly.

[/ QUOTE ]
nice.

[Stuey]

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i meant if she's the 'smart' one (peachy), and i'm the 'sexy' one...

i thought you might be calling me ugly.

[/ QUOTE ]

She might not be smart just smarter than me clearly not as smart as dead or tsc.

How can you be the ugly one you posted pics and you have a boyfriend. Tell him not to get jealous btw I like them fat remember. You might be the only humble one in oot however. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[theBruiser500]

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I have no idea. But I'm gonna find out soon. Bruiser said he's going to meet me in vegas in June and I'm gonna buy him one of those sweet looking red heads.

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haha, sweet

[ethan]

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your a reatrd, he was talking about peachy. are you really this retarded?

[/ QUOTE ] http://img287.echo.cx/img287/3296/tard9mj.jpg

[theBruiser500]

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Boris let me know the arrangement and I may take part of your action on one condition:

This does NOT occur in our room unless they do NOT use my bed AND you get my bed sanitized afterwards anyway - I mean I want to see one of those paper toilet bowl ring thingies all the way around the mattress and spread. Not that I don't trust Bruiser - or your taste in hookers (which is exquisite and well-honed I'm sure) - but we do not know where Daryn has been.

Matt

[/ QUOTE ]

you guys need to get me a really high class one, should cost like 3k

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
How can you be the ugly one you posted pics and you have a boyfriend.

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haha that doesn't really mean anything at all. i'm never the 'sexy' one but i'll take it. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Dead]

So I guess that If I made a gimmick account called EthanIsADouchebag, that would make it so.

Riiight.

[Dead]

Bruiser, I know that you said you've never had a gf, but have you ever had sex?

I am curious.

If not, then the hooker is probably the best route.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
If not, then the hooker is probably the best route.

[/ QUOTE ]terrible advice to a guy that wants a girlfriend.

[Dead]

Stop saying that hookers are bad advice.

They provide a valuable service for some people.

You are just asking for a Mussina pwning.

[gorie]

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Stop saying that hookers are bad advice.
They provide a valuable service for some people.

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actually i never said anything bad about hookers, just that i wouldn't want to be with a guy that's been with one, and that it is bad advice to tell someone who wants a girlfriend to go get a hooker.

he can do what he wants, just saying.

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You are just asking for a Mussina pwning.

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a who what huh ?

[Stuey]

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terrible advice to a guy that wants a girlfriend.

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I would have a hooker for a girlfriend if she would have me. Imagine when the guys came over for the game. That's 20 for the beer and whatever the old lady feels is fair for your pleasure! I'm not joking I would be down with that if she was. Same deal when her friends come over though no exceptions. Yup I'm sleeping already as I am clearly dreaming!

[Dead]

Mike Mussina will pwn you.

http://www.sportsnetwork.com/images/baseball/mlb/worldseries/2001/mussina.jpg

It is coming.

[ethan]

[ QUOTE ]
Bruiser, I know that you said you've never had a gf, but have you ever had sex?

I am curious.

If not, then the hooker is probably the best route.

[/ QUOTE ]

If he were 30, I'd agree with you. IMO it's probably still a little early to give up on the unpaid-sex route. (Not that the hooker's a bad idea, mind you. I have faith in Boris and Flynn here.)

[ethan]

[ QUOTE ]
So I guess that If I made a gimmick account called EthanIsADouchebag, that would make it so.

Riiight.

[/ QUOTE ]

I dunno. You're free to try, I guess. (Note that I don't actually have anything in particular against you, but in the post Sublime was replying to you sounded like a bit of a 'tard.)

[Malachii]

If you want to see the finest hookers you'll ever see in your life, go to the Red Light District in Amsterdam. They have supermodel class women for 50 Euro. Disease free too, they get tested every month.

[Stuey]

[ QUOTE ]
For example, Intelligence. I believe it is practically impossible to have a successful relationship with a person who is more than 10 IQ points higher or lower than you. There is no data showing that high intelligence couples are more successful than low intelligence couples. But there needs to be similarity, and our matching engine selects for that.


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The bruiser just needs to find some smart chicks. Or he just needs to get drunk enough to lower his standards.

[thatpfunk]

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If you want to see the finest hookers you'll ever see in your life, go to the Red Light District in Amsterdam. They have supermodel class women for 50 Euro. Disease free too, they get tested every month.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was scared to get drunk in this town for that reason...

[InchoateHand]

If you need a place to stay in A'dam, PM me...

[offTopic]

[ QUOTE ]
If you want to see the finest hookers you'll ever see in your life, go to the Red Light District in Amsterdam. They have supermodel class women for 50 Euro. Disease free too, they get tested every month.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hmm...I think there's a "...go right after they get their test results back..." missing there somewhere.

[thatpfunk]

Oops, realized my sloppy writing made it seem like I was in amsterdam at the moment... Definetly not the case.

Are you? ty for the offer anywho...

[Boris]

I'm hoping they can complete the transaction in a cab behind the Stratosphere.

[oreogod]

Your post should start, say I went to Amsterdam and wanted a hooker....

There are some gorgeous woman there. I think it cost 50-60 Euro.

[zephed56]

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i could never (knowingly) be with a guy that has had sex with a hooker.

i mean really, what does that say about his respect for money ?

[/ QUOTE ]
Brilliant!

[Matt Flynn]

we'll have to account for the meter running - oh never mind.

i will do my part by having a "Help Bruiser get laid" tip bucket on the table at the magoo fest.

[Matt Flynn]

Bruiser, for 3K we'll just make a VIP trip to Rain and find you someone normal.

[mason55]

[ QUOTE ]
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Stop saying that hookers are bad advice.
They provide a valuable service for some people.

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actually i never said anything bad about hookers, just that i wouldn't want to be with a guy that's been with one, and that it is bad advice to tell someone who wants a girlfriend to go get a hooker.

he can do what he wants, just saying.


[/ QUOTE ]

it's not like he's going to tell every girl he's ever interested in that he slept with a hooker. there's this thing called "lying" guys tend to do it to girls on a pretty regular basis. i bet it's even happened to you once!!!!!

[theBruiser500]

what is Rain

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
it's not like he's going to tell every girl he's ever interested in that he slept with a hooker. there's this thing called "lying" guys tend to do it to girls on a pretty regular basis. i bet it's even happened to you once!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]
yes, good way to start a healthy relationship. thanks for proving my point.

[Jeffage]

A club.

Jeff

[mason55]

[ QUOTE ]
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it's not like he's going to tell every girl he's ever interested in that he slept with a hooker. there's this thing called "lying" guys tend to do it to girls on a pretty regular basis. i bet it's even happened to you once!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]
yes, good way to start a healthy relationship. thanks for proving my point.

[/ QUOTE ]

you obviously have never lived in the real world if you think that you must tell your partner the 100% truth about every single aspect of your entire life even 10 years before you met them. either that or you're never going to be satisfied in a long term relationship.

sometimes it's better to just lie a little to spare another person's feelings.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
you obviously have never lived in the real world if you think that you must tell your partner the 100% truth about every single aspect of your entire life even 10 years before you met them. either that or you're never going to be satisfied in a long term relationship.

sometimes it's better to just lie a little to spare another person's feelings.

[/ QUOTE ]
i don't recall saying anything about expecting 100% honesty. and i am not here to tell anyone here what they should or shouldn't do. if you want to be the kind of guy that pays for sex, by all means go for it. it says a lot about your character, but obviously someone who does that isn't trying to impress anyone anyway (except maybe their guy friends).

i still don't think it is a good idea to advise a 19 year, who is looking for a relationship.. to have sex with a prostitute just to "get some." i am not going to change my opinion on that just because he can lie about it later.

why go out out of your way to be the kind of person that has things they know they will want to hide from their partner ? or risk a potentially important relationship (i'd say having sex with a hooker is a pretty significant thing to most girls) ?

you can be the guy that doesn't care, and does it just for the sake of wanting to have meaningless sex with someone who just wants your money. with plans of lying every time you're asked about your sexual past.. "no, really, you were my first."

or you can be the kind of guy that respects himself and anyone he might care about in the future.

i'm not going to argue on why it's acceptable just because you can always hide stuff from people to spare feelings. i mean, come on. if it's something you want to do , great. but don't defend it by saying you can always lie about it later. that's lame.

[peachy]

[ QUOTE ]
what is Rain

[/ QUOTE ]

club in the Palms

[peachy]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
it's not like he's going to tell every girl he's ever interested in that he slept with a hooker. there's this thing called "lying" guys tend to do it to girls on a pretty regular basis. i bet it's even happened to you once!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]
yes, good way to start a healthy relationship. thanks for proving my point.

[/ QUOTE ]

you obviously have never lived in the real world if you think that you must tell your partner the 100% truth about every single aspect of your entire life even 10 years before you met them. either that or you're never going to be satisfied in a long term relationship.

sometimes it's better to just lie a little to spare another person's feelings.

[/ QUOTE ]

i do tell 100% the truth to whoever im with...i just cant lie to them