View Full Version : Raptor, when does your book come out?
Phil Van Sexton
05-20-2005, 01:29 PM
While ordering HOH2, I also bought this (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/189008509X/103-7230436-5302218).
I'm trying to think of good title for Raptor's book...
"Holla Poker: How to beat 12 Tables on party and Lose it all at Pai Gow before your 12th Birthday."
Too long?
Iamafish
05-20-2005, 01:39 PM
Perfect.
He never answered my PM. Too busy with his 12 tables. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
SuitedSixes
05-20-2005, 02:07 PM
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Perfect.
He never answered my PM. Too busy with his 12 tables. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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He's actually busy working on the follow-up, "Being a Luckbox for Dummies."
tomdemaine
05-20-2005, 02:21 PM
I got an advanced copy of raptor's book, wanna preview?
Step 1 : Plug in luckbox
Step 2 : Poooooosh
Step 3 : Ship it biatches
Step 4 : Profit!!
Bwahahahahahaha holla /images/graemlins/smile.gif
The Yugoslavian
05-20-2005, 02:47 PM
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"Holla Poker: How to beat 12 Tables on party and Lose it all at Pai Gow before your 12th Birthday."
Too long?
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How about 'When all else fails, play STEP 5s'....this will have the added bonus of being really, really bad advice /images/graemlins/smile.gif.
Yugoslav
Who thinks the 'this' book you uncovered will be pure gold...
raptor517
05-20-2005, 02:55 PM
lol, yall make me laugh. my book is in the works actually, and should be ready for a release in October '05. it will cover many topics, including the art of playing out of your bankroll, losing at pai gow, and learning self discipline. holla
Big Limpin'
05-20-2005, 03:09 PM
I hear the book will come with a set of autographed Tonka trucks /images/graemlins/grin.gif
tomdemaine
05-20-2005, 03:11 PM
The follow up to the best selling pokémon guidebook /images/graemlins/smile.gif
lacky
05-20-2005, 04:23 PM
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it will cover many topics, including the art of playing out of your bankroll, losing at pai gow, and learning self discipline. holla
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I had to write the section on the last topic, he didn't know anything about it.
Steve
bearly
05-20-2005, 04:38 PM
i have it on good authority that raptor's book is going to be an expose, revealing that he doesn't even play poker............that he is the greatest troll in forum history (and i mean many different forums.........2+2 being just one chapter). this will bankroll him to try to qualify for the nationwide tour---he is a fine amateur golfer. afterall, has anyone ever seen him play poker?...........food for thought (maybe not very nourishing)...............bear------------holla in the spirit of the mythical raptor
The Yugoslavian
05-20-2005, 04:40 PM
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afterall, has anyone ever seen him play poker
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Unfortunately yes....and he plays exactly as one would expect him to - luckbox and all.
Yugoslav
bearly
05-20-2005, 05:01 PM
thanks, and that woman..............oowah...bear
Phil Van Sexton
05-20-2005, 06:20 PM
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Yugoslav
Who thinks the 'this' book you uncovered will be pure gold...
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I really did order it. You cheapskates should order (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/189008509X/103-7230436-5302218) 1 too. Gotta support the board.
It looks interesting on its own. As a bonus, it will hopefully include some acedotes about her brother (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=2855&Number=2442389&Boar d=singletable&what=showflat&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fp art=1&vc=1)'s cross dressing.
wuwei
05-20-2005, 07:15 PM
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It looks interesting on its own. As a bonus, it will hopefully include some acedotes about her brother (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=2855&Number=2442389&Boar d=singletable&what=showflat&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fp art=1&vc=1)'s cross dressing.
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Jennifer needs to stop by for a marketing visit and drop some choice cross dressing anecdotes on us!
Apathy
05-20-2005, 08:03 PM
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As a bonus, it will hopefully include some acedotes about her brother's cross dressing.
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So THATS what that poker stars avatar is all about...
Phil Van Sexton
05-20-2005, 09:08 PM
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It looks interesting on its own. As a bonus, it will hopefully include some acedotes about her brother (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=2855&Number=2442389&Boar d=singletable&what=showflat&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fp art=1&vc=1)'s cross dressing.
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Jennifer needs to stop by for a marketing visit and drop some choice cross dressing anecdotes on us!
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"Acedotes"??? Thanks for correcting the spelling. No wonder she is the only one getting published around here.
curtains
05-20-2005, 09:31 PM
The Pokerstars avatar came about because my sister was throwing a "pink" party in which everyone would come wearing all pink. In addition she wanted some good poster sized photos of pink wearing people (aka me).
Anyway it's a fun photo to use on stars, I enjoy being called a gay/[censored]/f-word half the time I suck out on someone.
The Yugoslavian
05-20-2005, 10:07 PM
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I enjoy being called a gay/[censored]/f-word half the time
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I suck on someone.
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Only half the time? I'm surprised you don't get users calling you gay *every* time if you're pullin moves like that...
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Yugoslav
Blarg
05-20-2005, 10:11 PM
There's gotta be a crack about gay suck-outs somewhere in this.
AA suited
05-20-2005, 10:46 PM
Pic of Jennifer Shahade (http://www.smartchess.com/SmartChessOnline/SmartChessOnline/archive/Ol2002/images/jenn_shahade.jpg)
curtains
05-21-2005, 12:30 AM
Cmon this picture is much cooler:
http://www.newyorkmasters.com/players/JennShahade.html
Also she's wearing the same wig that I use on my Pokerstars avatar.
Daliman
05-21-2005, 12:50 AM
I think curtains looks cool as hell in that pic, and I'm not ashamed to say it.
AA suited
05-21-2005, 12:52 AM
money won $170?!?!
Thats how much you get for WINNING the US Woman's Master's chess championship?
Daliman
05-21-2005, 12:54 AM
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money won $170?!?!
Thats how much you get for WINNING the US Woman's Master's chess championship?
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I think that just in their NY chess league.
curtains
05-21-2005, 01:07 AM
That was just for my tournament. She got something like 12k one of the times she won, and maybe 5k the other time?
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