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keikiwai
05-18-2005, 02:52 AM
I was playing Party 6max 1/2 at a really passive table, very few raises. So I was calling with lots of speculative hands.

Villain gets steamed. Villain was called pimpplay. For the longest time I thought it read pimp p play, which would have been more amusing IMHO (hand below):
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pimpplay: wat ajoke
Hero: your draw?
pimpplay: wat ar u playing 59 for
Hero: cause i like to gambooool
Hero: and it was sooooted
pimpplay:umk

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Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (3 SB) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 4/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (3 BB) 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

River: (5 BB) K/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 7 BB

UMK????
Peter
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csuf_gambler
05-18-2005, 02:56 AM
why the fuk are you playing 5,9, seriously?
keikiwai
05-18-2005, 02:58 AM
I'm procrastinating. I should be studying. I'm not very patient when I should be doing something else, so I go on tilt. But I'm pretty certain this is EV netural or even + at this table.... I could be way wrong on that though...
MicroBob
05-18-2005, 02:58 AM
i don't know what umk is....but your PF call was definitely pretty weird.
dblgutshot
05-18-2005, 02:59 AM
Yes I think you are way wrong.
MicroBob
05-18-2005, 02:59 AM
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But I'm pretty certain this is EV netural or even + at this table

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i doubt it.
keikiwai
05-18-2005, 03:03 AM
ok, so I'm a fish on tilt. But I'm a fish on tilt who wants to know what umk means!
Benholio
05-18-2005, 03:09 AM
Best I can come up with is a shorting of "umm... ok"

And geez people, take off your poker critic hat for a second, the OP clearly wasn't looking for approval on how he played here.
MicroBob
05-18-2005, 03:14 AM
anyone who posts a hand where he open-limps with 96s should see it coming and deserves the appropriate abuse along the lines of, 'dude...what the hell are you doing?'


i bet the "ummm...ok" idea is correct.
Synergistic Explosions
05-18-2005, 03:19 AM
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ok, so I'm a fish on tilt. But I'm a fish on tilt who wants to know what umk means!

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The umk spammers are EVERYWHERE!!

http://www.umk.co.jp/
Crix
05-18-2005, 03:50 AM
Southpark school teacher..."Don't do drugs ummmmk"
steamboatin
05-18-2005, 07:43 AM
It was sooted!
Brainwalter
05-18-2005, 08:20 AM
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Southpark school teacher..."Don't do drugs ummmmk"

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SackUp
05-18-2005, 01:17 PM
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Southpark school teacher..."Don't do drugs ummmmk"

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Mr. Mackey.
Eder
05-18-2005, 01:46 PM
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anyone who posts a hand where he open-limps with 96s should see it coming and deserves the appropriate abuse along the lines of, 'dude...what the hell are you doing?'


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No kidding...you need to raise that hand ...