You think you're better than me?

[BeerMoney]

Would you rather be the drunk person saying this, or the less drunk person this is beiing said to?

[jakethebake]

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Would you rather be the drunk person saying this, or the less drunk person this is beiing said to?

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Whichever one doesn't get his ass kicked.

[Dynasty]

As long as it's not a doorman saying it to me, I won't be intimidated.

[gunt]

id rather be the cop arresting him while he says it

[gunt]

its funny if your dad says it to you after he looses his job at the steel mill

[mason55]

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id rather be the cop arresting him while he says it

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i bet you're a blast at parties

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As long as it's not a doorman saying it to me, I won't be intimidated.

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Papi peed on my couch!

[IQ89]

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You think you're better than me?

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Lol, I thought this was going to be a Seinfeld thread.

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Jerry comes in from the street and walks toward the elevators. A doorman, stood
reading a newspaper on a counter, objects. There's an undertone to the doorman's
voice - unfriendly, contemptuous, even an edge of menace.

DOORMAN: Whoah, whoah, whoah. (rises and turns to Jerry) May I help you?

JERRY: (indicates with his thumb) Yeah, I'm just going up to see Elaine Benes.

DOORMAN: (unfriendly smile) Benes? (moves toward Jerry) No-one here by that
name.

JERRY: Oh, she's uh, she's house-sitting for Mr. Pitt.

DOORMAN: Oh. House-sitting, mmm.

JERRY: Yeah.

DOORMAN: What're you, the boyfriend? Here for a... quickie?

JERRY: Can I just go up?

DOORMAN: Oh, I get it. Why waste time making small talk with the doorman? I
should just shut up and do my job, opening the door for you.

The doorman wanders back to his newspaper. Jerry shrugs and pushes the button
for one of the elevators. There's a pause as he waits for it to arrive. The
doorman stands holding his paper, staring at Jerry, with the unfriendly smile on
his face. Jerry throws a smile of his own back. The elevator is still not
moving. Jerry tries to break the uncomfortable silence.

JERRY: How 'bout those Knicks?

DOORMAN: Oh, I see. On the sports page...

JERRY: Yeah.

DOORMAN: ...What makes you think I wasn't reading the Wall Street page? Oh, I
know, because I'm the uneducated doorman.

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DOORMAN: Hey, buddy.

JERRY: (surprise) You? Wh...what're you doing here? You work at this building
too?

DOORMAN: Ah, sure. Poor doorman has to work two jobs to put food on the table
for mother and baby. (supercilious) No, I live here. That's okay, isn't it?

JERRY: So you work all day as a doorman at one building. Then you come home and
stand outside your own building?

DOORMAN: You got a problem with that?

JERRY: Look, I'm not going in your building. I really don't have to talk to you.
Goodbye.

Jerry walks away.

DOORMAN: (calling after Jerry) You really think you're better than me, don't
you?!

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[dsm]

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DOORMAN: (calling after Jerry) You really think you're better than me, don't you?!


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Great episode. There's another episode, though not as funny as the doorman episode, which uses the same You think you're better than me? line a bunch of times throughout the show. I'll give you a hint....

Mandelbaum!
Mandelbaum!
Mandelbaum!
Mandelbaum!

[jakethebake]

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Great episode. There's another episode, though not as funny as the doorman episode, which uses the same You think you're better than me? line a bunch of times throughout the show. I'll give you a hint....

Mandelbaum!
Mandelbaum!
Mandelbaum!
Mandelbaum!

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This was the one that occurred to me too. "It's go time!"