Worst pokersite loyalty points shop item.....ever

[ipp147]

So in the thread about AP points being exchanged for cash someone mentions that they now have a shop up.

What can my AP points get me?

Well for 4,000 I can get a "Limited Edition Mark Seif Bobblehead"

Worst item ever?

[Subby]

Ehhh...The Gaming Club's "gently-used" Hello Kitty vibrator is pretty horrid, if you ask me. At least the price is right.

Wait. What was the question?

[Nick-Zack]

I won my seat at the WSOP ME by beating Mark twice head up. Maybe I should get one of the bobbleheads and use it as a card protector at the table (probably not).

[highlife]

has Seif ever won? He seems to be batting an 0-fer in the heads up matches since as long as I can remember.

[hogua]

Anything with Planet Poker on it (ugly site with an even uglier logo)... I still have some hats and shirts burried in my closet somewhere. Got them back in the day when Planet was the only game in town (err online).

[bandfan]

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I won my seat at the WSOP ME by beating Mark twice head up. Maybe I should get one of the bobbleheads and use it as a card protector at the table (probably not).

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use just the head, and put X's over his eyes

[SoftcoreRevolt]

And carry your Red Rider Air Rifle with a compass in the stock with you, mumbling about Black Bart.