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Popinjay
05-16-2005, 09:02 PM
Carl's Jr. is coming out with commercials featuring Paris Hilton. They released this photo.

http://img164.echo.cx/img164/3563/paris1ey.jpg

NLSoldier
05-16-2005, 09:03 PM
lmfao

Klepton
05-16-2005, 09:05 PM
i can just imagine the chum bucket next to her filled ot the brim

SpearsBritney
05-16-2005, 09:07 PM
nothin' sexier than a half-naked chick scarfing down a quater-pounder

BusterStacks
05-16-2005, 09:07 PM
looks like I will be boycotting Carl's Jr.

Dynasty
05-16-2005, 09:10 PM
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nothin' sexier than a half-naked chick scarfing down a quater-pounder

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Would you prefer a more realistic image?

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=fat+man+images/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=128btisog/EXP=1116378579/*-http%3A//www.shortfatguy.com/images/uploads/fatman.jpg

peachy
05-16-2005, 09:11 PM
whats carl jr???

M2d
05-16-2005, 09:12 PM
If she doesn't give it up all over the place, she doesn't belong sitting on your face.

Matty
05-16-2005, 09:12 PM
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whats carl jr???

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Yeti
05-16-2005, 09:13 PM
Man, Cyrus put on some weight.

SackUp
05-16-2005, 09:22 PM
hmmm.

wtf??

speechless.

shant
05-16-2005, 09:24 PM
I love this. Why is everyone annoyed at Paris Hilton? She's hot.

BusterStacks
05-16-2005, 09:26 PM
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I love this. Why is everyone annoyed at Paris Hilton? She's hot.

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That's a negative. Body is decent, face kills the deal, and personality is the reason for contempt.

Dynasty
05-16-2005, 09:26 PM
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I love this. Why is everyone annoyed at Paris Hilton? She's hot.

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I guess the new kewl thing to do is to hate cool people.

Slacker13
05-16-2005, 09:40 PM
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Why is everyone annoyed at Paris Hilton? She's hot.

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Thats what i was wondering. She looks good to me.

SpearsBritney
05-16-2005, 09:43 PM
wow, I thought it was unanimous that she was the most annoying bitch in the universe

Yobz
05-16-2005, 09:45 PM
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wow, I thought it was unanimous that she was the most annoying bitch in the universe

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tdarko
05-16-2005, 09:46 PM
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That's a negative.

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i agree with you, but that is about the best pic i have seen of her (if you don't mind her holding a burger).

Roan
05-16-2005, 09:49 PM
i think carl's jr is a west coast version of hardees, or vice versa, but carls jr has something called the "8 dollar burger" or some nonsense that hardees doesnt have

Lawrence Ng
05-16-2005, 10:22 PM
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I guess the new kewl thing to do is to hate cool people.



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In that case, we should be hating you Dynasty.

Lawrence

miajag81
05-16-2005, 10:24 PM
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whats carl jr???

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They call it Hardee's here on the east coast

J_V
05-16-2005, 11:37 PM
She's not talking in the picture - what's the problem?


Edit: Unless you are allergic to camel toe.....

Blarg
05-17-2005, 12:37 AM
Unless she's got a camelhump's worth of stored fat on her back, she's not eating that crap and staying that skinny.

jason_t
05-17-2005, 01:16 AM
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whats carl jr???

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You call it Hardee's.

The Stranger
05-17-2005, 02:16 AM
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i think carl's jr is a west coast version of hardees, or vice versa, but carls jr has something called the "8 dollar burger" or some nonsense that hardees doesnt have

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Six dollar burger = Thickburger

Sadly, I will have to find somewhere else to eat lunch 3-4 times a week.

GoblinMason (Craig)
05-17-2005, 02:44 AM
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whats carl jr???

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You call it Hardee's.

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Wtf? I've heard of Carl Jr's but I had no clue it was the same as Hardees. (They're called Hardee's around here)

How did that evolve?

-Craig

thatpfunk
05-17-2005, 03:01 AM
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Sadly, I will have to find somewhere else to eat lunch 3-4 times a week.

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Wait, you mormally eat Carls Jr 3-4 times a week and now WON'T because Paris Hilton is advertising for them? Unless the Hilton family bankrupted your family that is ridiculous/extremely stupid...

The Stranger
05-17-2005, 03:25 AM
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Sadly, I will have to find somewhere else to eat lunch 3-4 times a week.

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Wait, you mormally eat Carls Jr 3-4 times a week and now WON'T because Paris Hilton is advertising for them? Unless the Hilton family bankrupted your family that is ridiculous/extremely stupid...

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Do I like the fact that some coked out spoiled little slut gets a show on FOX, has her sex tape "accidentally" gets leaked, fast forward, and whatever she says or does is the definition of cool? "That's hot."

I've never even seen her stupid show. I just hear about it every single goddamn day.

While there are thousands of people out there with ten times her talent scraping to get by in the entertainment industry. She's not ugly, but does anybody seriously think she's more attractive than the most attractive woman you see in a crowded club on a given night?

Will I really stop eating at Carls? Probably not. I have gotten pissed at them over their advertising before, and I always come crawling back. Too bad its the only decent fast food joint near my office.

My choices:
Taco Bell
KFC
El Pollo Loco
Carl's Jr./Green Burrito

As far as I see it, there is no choice.

I'll just continue to not watch television, so I can pretend this Paris Hilton ad campaign never happened.

Blarg
05-17-2005, 03:45 AM
She's definitely the Madonna of her day. All hype, no talent, how good she looks vastly exaggerated.

Phoenix1010
05-17-2005, 03:52 AM
Madonna at least pretended to produce something worthwhile... I don't think the sextape counts.

CardSharpCook
05-17-2005, 03:52 AM
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whats carl jr???

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You call it Hardee's.

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Wtf? I've heard of Carl Jr's but I had no clue it was the same as Hardees. (They're called Hardee's around here)

How did that evolve?

-Craig

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I think it was Hardee's that acquired Carl's Jr, but it may be the other way around. <shrug> you know big business. They were two seperate businessess until about 4-5 years ago. Also, Paris may or may not be hot (personally I find a thousand other types of women MORE attractive) But the bathing suit thingy does not do her justice. In fact, I find that bathingsuit kind of repulsive. Guess I just have to imagine that it isn't there. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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-Skeme-
05-17-2005, 05:17 AM
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I love this. Why is everyone annoyed at Paris Hilton? She's hot.

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She's hideous.

thatpfunk
05-17-2005, 05:35 AM
I just think it would be silly to do over an ad campaign because you don't like the "celeberity" while their are probably many companies that you use on a daily basis that have horrible ethics practices, or use child labor, or are cruel to animals, etc etc.

Seems like weird priorities to me, thats all.

NutCrackerr
05-17-2005, 09:01 AM
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Wtf? I've heard of Carl Jr's but I had no clue it was the same as Hardees. (They're called Hardee's around here)

How did that evolve?



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Carl's Jr. bought the Hardees franchise and was in the process of renaming all the stores when buisiness hit the skids. They changed the name back to Hardees but added the Carl's Jr. "star" logo.

jakethebake
05-17-2005, 09:24 AM
Is there anything more retarted sounding than when someone says, "Are you joking me?"

The term is, "Are yopu kidding me?"!

You can be joking around. "I was just joking," is also acceptable. But "Are you joking me?" just sounds retarted.

Yeti
05-17-2005, 09:31 AM
When people on this forum say 'retarted', are they trying to be ironic? I'm never quite sure, but I find it hard to believe so many of you could be quite so thick.

durron597
05-17-2005, 09:33 AM
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wow, I thought it was unanimous that she was the most annoying bitch in the universe

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The Stranger
05-17-2005, 09:35 AM
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I just think it would be silly to do over an ad campaign because you don't like the "celeberity" while their are probably many companies that you use on a daily basis that have horrible ethics practices, or use child labor, or are cruel to animals, etc etc.

Seems like weird priorities to me, thats all.

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"Don't like the celebrity."

If it were Ellen Degeneres doing the ads, I would be a little annoyed. I don't think she's very funny, and I have never been a fan of hers. But I don't really hold it against people who do like her. Its just not a big deal. We all have different tastes.

But Paris? I am revolted by everything she stands for, and am offended by her mere existence.

And yes, she's ugly.

jakethebake
05-17-2005, 09:35 AM
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When people on this forum say 'retarted', are they trying to be ironic? I'm never quite sure, but I find it hard to believe so many of you could be quite so thick.

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It's like the moran thing.

Yeti
05-17-2005, 09:37 AM
Meh, I don't like it. I just had another outburst at you on the other thread. Please use it sparingly henceforth /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

jakethebake
05-17-2005, 09:37 AM
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Meh, I don't like it. I just had another outburst at you on the other thread. Please use it sparingly henceforth /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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stfu, moran.

Always Rockets
05-17-2005, 10:29 AM
I'd do'er

The Stranger
05-17-2005, 12:08 PM
despite all that sh!t I just talked, I would too.

I'm a lonely man.

IndieMatty
05-17-2005, 12:12 PM
God, I'd pay $40 bucks for a Double Superstar w/Cheese right now and some waffle cuts.

Slacker13
05-17-2005, 05:19 PM
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wow, I thought it was unanimous that she was the most annoying bitch in the universe

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Wow, an annoying female. What are the odds of that? She still looks good to me.

B Dids
05-17-2005, 06:32 PM
This is a pretty non-flattering picture of her, it's still hot.

___SK___
05-17-2005, 06:53 PM
is she gonna market the new fur burger?

Popinjay
05-17-2005, 09:30 PM
Paris/Carl's Jr. Commercial (http://www.spicytuna.net/interesting/vids/carlsjrparis.mov)

The commercial is really bad but it's still funny to see her take fake bites of the sandwich.

jakethebake
05-17-2005, 09:34 PM
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Paris/Carl's Jr. Commercial (http://www.spicytuna.net/interesting/vids/carlsjrparis.mov)

The commercial is really bad but it's still funny to see her take fake bites of the sandwich.

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Who the [censored] calls a burger a sandwich? Weird.

TimM
05-17-2005, 09:36 PM
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is she gonna market the new fur burger?

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I was going to say, it makes sense for her to be hawking food. I wouldn't even recognize her without her mouth full. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif