Things every guy should do

[BWebb]

Watching the Contender tonight made me think that I HAVE to go a to a big title fight and a UFC fight sometime before I'm 35. What are other things that should be done from the ages of 25-35?

And before it is said, let me add two chics at the same time to the list.

[Pocket Trips]

let me be the 1st to say put it in her pooper /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[BWebb]

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let me be the 1st to say put it in her pooper /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Damn, forgot to mention that one. However, I already have.

[jakethebake]

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let me be the 1st to say put it in her pooper /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Brilliant!

[jakethebake]

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Watching the Contender tonight made me think that I HAVE to go a to a big title fight and a UFC fight sometime before I'm 35.

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Given that I'm 36 /images/graemlins/mad.gif and this thread has pissed me off, let me recommend that you opt to compete in the UFC instead of simply attend.

[thatpfunk]

I vote for running with the bulls.

One of the coolest/scariest experiences ever. Afterwards > sex.

[Always Rockets]

Go to Cancun for spring break.

[PokerFink]

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Go to Cancun for spring break.

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The window for doing this does not extend to anywhere near 35, but good one.

Let me add sky diving and having sex in public.

[nothumb]

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Go to Cancun for spring break.

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Weak... go to Tulum instead.

I think every man should:

- Drive stick
- Get in a fight
- See Bob Dylan in concert
- Learn a different language
- Travel to all seven continents


And some other stuff, that's good for now.

NT

[Fixed Your Post]

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let me be the 1st to say put it in my pooper /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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FYP

[cnfuzzd]

ask wacki about his base-jumping goal. He has by far the most masculine goal of anyone on this board...

peace

john nickle

[angels2005]

Guys, listen to peace john nickle, the man speaks truth.

[Paluka]

This thread is so macho. You guys are all badasses.

[samjjones]

- Attend a Super Bowl
- Play golf at Pebble Beach
- Pilgrimmage to Vegas (shouldn't be a problem for most in this forum) with your buddies
- Go home with two strippers. NOT your home.
- Bust out a well-known poker pro in a tournament

[Matt Flynn]

channel surf through 200 channels.

watch Jaws, Star Wars and at least 3 approved mafia movies.

touch your tongue to the end of a 9-volt battery.

buy a nose hair trimmer or equivalent.


i like manageable goals.

[M2d]

kill his own meal

[jakethebake]

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kill his own meal

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Very nice addition. This should be on everyone's list!

[tbach24]

Just looked at the expanded version of your avatar (http://img56.exs.cx/img56/3353/sagif-139.gif) , brilliant.

[chaas4747]

Stip for Badboyy's girl.

[M2d]

sit in augie's sex chair
pick up El Diablo's leftovers
win a 2+2 invitational table tennis tournament
fix someone's post

[stankybank]

know how to order and taste wine.

know how to drive smoothly.

know how to decide for indecisive females.

[chaas4747]

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know how to decide for indecisive females.

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Does this scream rape to anyone but me?

[Dex]

Your mom

[diddle]

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- Attend a Super Bowl
- Play golf at Pebble Beach
- Pilgrimmage to Vegas (shouldn't be a problem for most in this forum) with your buddies
- Go home with two strippers. NOT your home.
- Bust out a well-known poker pro in a tournament

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got those covered except for the super bowl part

[2+2 wannabe]

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- Attend a Super Bowl
- Play golf at Pebble Beach
- Pilgrimmage to Vegas (shouldn't be a problem for most in this forum) with your buddies
- Go home with two strippers. NOT your home.
- Bust out a well-known poker pro in a tournament

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got those covered except for the super bowl part

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LOL the easiest one....

[Lawrence Ng]

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And before it is said, let me add two chics at the same time to the list.

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On my to-do list -

Simultaneously getting a RJ and a BJ done while my head is smoothered in size 40 boobs. Yes, that means 3 chicks.

Lawrence

[wacki]

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ask wacki about his base-jumping goal. He has by far the most masculine goal of anyone on this board...

peace

john nickle

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http://aerialextreme.com/cb/gallery/images/Johnny-Jeff2way.jpg

http://aerialextreme.com/cb/gallery/images/Canopy-light.jpg

[spamuell]

omfg how do you not die?

[wacki]

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omfg how do you not die?

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See peace John Nickle's location.

[BWebb]

That is [censored] sweet. All I can say.

[CCass]

To be considered a real man, you must do 3 things.

Fukc a fat woman.
Fukc an ugly woman.
Fukc a black woman (this would only apply to white folks)

My personnal preference is to take care of all the at once.

[Alobar]

woa, is that really you???

Man, I have a whole new respect for you /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[CORed]

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touch your tongue to the end of a 9-volt battery.

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What's the big deal about that? That happens to be my standard method of testing a nine volt battery.

[CORed]

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kill his own meal

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Done it many times, but just fish, never a bird or mammal.

[wacki]

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woa, is that really you???

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Not yet, soon though. That cave has my name on it and I'm getting a group together right now. I've jumped off of a lot of crap but I've never parachuted into a cave before. There isn't an elevator, stairs, or ground level exit so you have get about two miles of steel cable and a wench to pull the guys back out of the cave.

I can't wait.

[Alobar]

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woa, is that really you???

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Not yet, soon though. That cave has my name on it and I'm getting a group together right now. I've jumped off of a lot of crap but I've never parachuted into a cave before. There isn't an elevator, stairs, or ground level exit so you have get about two miles of steel cable and a wench to pull the guys back out of the cave.

I can't wait.

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ahhhh, ok. I can offically go back to not respecting you then /images/graemlins/wink.gif Lemme know when you do tho, as I will have to change ure status to "mad respect"

That particular "hole in the ground" I would imagine would be very hard to descend in a parachute. I would worry about smacking a wall. You must have mad skillz.

[TimM]

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two miles of steel cable and a wench to pull the guys back out of the cave.

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I hope she's really strong!

[wacki]

Here you go alobar

http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/me/cave/henderson.jpg

Now find all 4 of the people in this pic:

http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/me/cave/Find4.JPG

BTW congrats on the WSOP win. How many people did you have to beat in the tourney???

[ceyoung]

this for sure (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2412809&page=2&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

[Alobar]

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Here you go alobar

http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/me/cave/henderson.jpg

Now find all 4 of the people in this pic:

http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/me/cave/Find4.JPG

BTW congrats on the WSOP win. How many people did you have to beat in the tourney???

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god damn, thats a loooooong ass rope. Thats one HUGE rappel, I bet you got stretch even on a static rope at that distance. How far is it? Where is that? My dad does alot of spelunking, im gunna hafta show him that pic.

Thanks man, I beat out close to 800 people for my seat.

[jakethebake]

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touch your tongue to the end of a 9-volt battery.

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What's the big deal about that? That happens to be my standard method of testing a nine volt battery.

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Me too. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[jakethebake]

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two miles of steel cable and a wench to pull the guys back out of the cave.

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I hope she's really strong!

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Brilliant!

http://www.evilduke.com/images/wench1.jpg