In Line at Costco

[toss]

I went to Costco today for a Chickenbake and a Churro. There were two lines; one with two women and one with two men. Both were of equal distances to me and both had female cashiers. I got in line behind the men because I thought I would get my Chickenbake faster. Am I sexist?

[Ianco15]

No... but you should be ordering the Polish Sausage too.

[stanky]

No. Women take longer with everything: getting ready in the morning, check out lines,...orgasms, NP.

[BusterStacks]

Their menstruations attract bears. You don't want to be [censored]' with a bear, bro.

[Yobz]

wasn't there a simpsons on this at some point (back when they were still good)?

[toss]

I don't recall one such episode. And I haven't been watching since it started sucking.

And I certanily don't want to [censored] with a bear.

[Punker]

(paraphrasing, Apu speaking to Marge at the MegaMart or Try'n'Save or something like that)

No, the express lane is the fastest not always. Look at that old man, he will talk the cashier's ear off. Now this lane, all pathetic single men, will be much faster.

Has saved me much time.

[nervous]

Good choice. When it comes down to an issue as important as this, you have to take all options into account. (And yes, I'm being completely serious)

[Dead]

Stick it in her pooper.

[jakethebake]

Excellent decision. I was in the same situation (also at Costco by coincidence) and screwed it up. I ended up behind some women that had piled twice as much fruit into a box as were supposed to be there and spoent five minutes arguing with the cashier about how much to charge them. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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[CardSharpCook]

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Stick it in her pooper.

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It is like dead is back, only he isn't.

[Jack of Arcades]

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I had a heartattack wondering how in the hell Dead was back.