A puzzle, for the sexiest woman alive!

[DeadIsARetard]

Esquire is doing this this where they are revealing the sexiest woman alive over the course of 6 months.

Right now we have these clues:



1. She has something in common with Billy Bob Thornton.

2. She was born while Margaret Thatcher was the British Prime Minister.

3. The name of the town where she grew up is a common noun.

4. She has experience with power tools.

5. She is not Christine Todd Whitman.


Can anyone get it? I got no clue.

Original site (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/people_esquire)

-DiaR

[Lazymeatball]

I guess the obvious answer would be Angelina Jolie

[tbach24]

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5. She is not Christine Todd Whitman.

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Just did a GIS and did they really have to include this?

[beerbandit]

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Angelina Jolie

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yeah, shes hot


edit: she definetly has some dsl

[tbach24]

Thatcher was PM of GB from 79-90

[DeadIsARetard]

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I guess the obvious answer would be Angelina Jolie

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No.

Los Angeles / 1975 (has to be 1979-90)

[KDawgCometh]

could be Keira Knightly. NOt sure where she was exactly born though. If it was london, or a borough or London

[tbach24]

Keira Knightley not it (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0461136/)

[CallMeIshmael]

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Keira Knightley not it (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0461136/)

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I just read the site..

and it does carfully say this is where she "grew up"... not where she was born.

[tbach24]

Good point. This might be a good place to look (http://www.imdb.com/OnThisDay?day=4&month=August)

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[DeadIsARetard]

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I was contemplating making this my OOT account, and using my regular account for the poker forums.

But, since it was suggested that I not use it too often, I will not fail you again.

[Dead]

Jason_T is such a dumbass.

[tbach24]

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Jason_T is such a dumbass.

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He seems like a smart guy to me. I also really doubt this is him, because he seemed p.o'ed at me when I had that avatar/loc you didn't see/like.

[partygirluk]

Lets not get into this. It is a "cunning plan" by Dead. He is going to say "xxx is such a retard", then when it is shown that this is not "xxx" he'll say "yyy is such a retard" and so on.

[tbach24]

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Lets not get into this. It is a "cunning plan" by Dead. He is going to say "xxx is such a retard", then when it is shown that this is not "xxx" he'll say "yyy is such a retard" and so on.

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You and your algebra are too intelligent for my simple mind.

[mostsmooth]

pamela anderson
just a guess

[Dead]

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Jason_T is such a dumbass.

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He seems like a smart guy to me. I also really doubt this is him, because he seemed p.o'ed at me when I had that avatar/loc you didn't see/like.

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Because it was bigoted. But Jason_T is the one who started calling me a retard, so I suspect that it is him.

[tbach24]

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Jason_T is such a dumbass.

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He seems like a smart guy to me. I also really doubt this is him, because he seemed p.o'ed at me when I had that avatar/loc you didn't see/like.

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Because it was bigoted. But Jason_T is the one who started calling me a retard, so I suspect that it is him.

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Look at the location of DiaR, it wouldn't be jason because of that. He wouldn't say "wow, over the top" to my location, and then throw out beastiality stuff.

[DeadIsARetard]

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But Jason_T is the one who started calling me a retard, so I suspect that it is him.

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I will state this, with 100% honesty: I am not Jason_t.

-DiaR

[pshreck]

Its Jessica Biel.

She was born 1982.

Grew up in Boulder, Colorado.

Starred in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

GG

[CallMeIshmael]

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Its Jessica Biel.

She was born 1982.

Grew up in Boulder, Colorado.

Starred in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

GG

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This seems solid.

She is hot, and everything else fits.

Any idea on the billy bob tie in?

[pshreck]

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Any idea on the billy bob tie in?

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No idea, but Im sure its random, like they share an allergy or went to the same highschool.

[jason_t]

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Jason_T is such a dumbass.

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It's not me.

[tdp]

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pamela anderson
just a guess

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Pamela Anderson is about as sexy as Miss Piggy but not quite.

[thirddan]

halle berry?

-methinks she might be too old...

[youtalkfunny]

The powertool thing put Pam Anderson on the front of my list, too.

Born in 1967, though.

Search also turns up that she was discovered at a CFL game, when a camera man showing shots of the crowd for the Jumbotron saw her, and put her on the scoreboard. The place erupted. Labatts beer, a sponsor running a promotion during the game, saw the response, and signed her up to do some ads. The rest is history.

[masse75]

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Its Jessica Biel.

She was born 1982.

Grew up in Boulder, Colorado.

Starred in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

GG

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This seems solid.

She is hot, and everything else fits.

Any idea on the billy bob tie in?

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Maybe he stuck it in her pooper.

[ononimo]

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Its Jessica Biel.

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if this ends up being true, kudos to Esquire. Jessica Biel's uber-hotness has long been underrated.

[Dr. Strangelove]

My guess is Christine Todd Whitman.

[Dr. Strangelove]

[censored], I didn't see the 5th qualification.