I Just Caught Some H.S. Douches Egging My House [Archive]

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 01:54 AM

Just got home from Madison today for the summer and what do I see in my window a couple hours later, some fricking 16 year olds douches with eggs in their hands. They picked the wrong [censored] night, I chased them for like half a mile til the got in their car and spead away...got their plates though and called the cops. Cops couldn't do anything but talk to their parents, who brought the kids over to clean up the eggs. Nothing like 16 year old spoiled punks cleaning up egg jizz at midnight, sobbing while their parents are looking on. That will teach those fuckers.

Popinjay

05-14-2005, 01:55 AM

awesome, although you should have videotaped them cleaning up

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 01:57 AM

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awesome, although you should have videotaped them cleaning up

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I took a picture, but then the cop got mad. I still don't get why? cruel and unusual punishment?

Blarg

05-14-2005, 01:57 AM

Absolutely. Then they'd be afraid you'd show it if they ever bugged you again.

Good thing you didn't catch them by the way. Personally, I think some frontier justice, like murder, is appropriate in cases like these, but basically if you lay a finger on anyone, you're seriously screwed, and their side of the story will always be that you threw the first punch. You just can't come out ahead here. An adult punching out kids is gonna look really really bad to the judge.

stanky

05-14-2005, 01:59 AM

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Just got home from Madison today for the summer and what do I see in my window a couple hours later, some fricking 16 year olds douches with eggs in their hands. They picked the wrong [censored] night, I chased them for like half a mile til the got in their car and spead away...got their plates though and called the cops. Cops couldn't do anything but talk to their parents, who brought the kids over to clean up the eggs. Nothing like 16 year old spoiled punks cleaning up egg jizz at midnight, sobbing while their parents are looking on. That will teach those fuckers.

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From the tone of your post I understand why they egged your house.

-Pete

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 02:00 AM

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Just got home from Madison today for the summer and what do I see in my window a couple hours later, some fricking 16 year olds douches with eggs in their hands. They picked the wrong [censored] night, I chased them for like half a mile til the got in their car and spead away...got their plates though and called the cops. Cops couldn't do anything but talk to their parents, who brought the kids over to clean up the eggs. Nothing like 16 year old spoiled punks cleaning up egg jizz at midnight, sobbing while their parents are looking on. That will teach those fuckers.

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From the tone of your post I understand why they egged your house.

-Pete

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nit.

Blarg

05-14-2005, 02:01 AM

Agreed. That was cheap.

masse75

05-14-2005, 02:03 AM

You should stick it in their pooper.

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 02:03 AM

Who eggs somones house at like 11:30?

Also one of the kids was wearing a sweatshirt with his last name on his back...smart.

TStoneMBD

05-14-2005, 02:06 AM

dude you got the story all wrong.

you were trying to chase us but you are so [censored] fat that you tripped twice. me and my friends all stood around laughing at you while you caught your breath.

the only reason why you saw our license plates is because we ran your fat ass over with the car. you had the perfect angle from the pavement to see it.

you did stop taking pictures of us, but it had nothing to do with the cop. we told you that if you took anymore pictures that we were gonna shove the camera up your fat ass. you handed the camera over to me and i stomped on it, smashing that [censored] into pieces.

you may have gotten us to clean up the mess, but well be back. be forewarned, next halloween your pumpkin=pwN3d.

2+2 wannabe

05-14-2005, 02:08 AM

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dude you got the story all wrong.

you were trying to chase us but you are so [censored] fat that you tripped twice. me and my friends all stood around laughing at you while you caught your breath.

the only reason why you saw our license plates is because we ran your fat ass over with the car. you had the perfect angle from the pavement to see it.

you did stop taking pictures of us, but it had nothing to do with the cop. we told you that if you took anymore pictures that we were gonna shove the camera up your fat ass. you handed the camera over to me and i stomped on it, smashing that [censored] into pieces.

you may have gotten us to clean up the mess, but well be back. be forewarned, next halloween your pumpkin=pwN3d.

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LOL, especially

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be forewarned, next halloween your pumpkin=pwN3d

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DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 02:08 AM

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dude you got the story all wrong.

you were trying to chase us but you are so [censored] fat that you tripped twice. me and my friends all stood around laughing at you while you caught your breath.

the only reason why you saw our license plates is because we ran your fat ass over with the car. you had the perfect angle from the pavement to see it.

you did stop taking pictures of us, but it had nothing to do with the cop. we told you that if you took anymore pictures that we were gonna shove the camera up your fat ass. you handed the camera over to me and i stomped on it, smashing that [censored] into pieces.

you may have gotten us to clean up the mess, but well be back. be forewarned, next halloween your pumpkin=pwN3d.

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(takes shirt off) What you wanna do? I'm right here...

Dead

05-14-2005, 02:11 AM

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(takes shirt off) What you wanna do? I'm right here...

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Maybe we should call Big Steve in for this one.

*cues the porn music*

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 02:11 AM

I thought this was America...

Schneids

05-14-2005, 02:12 AM

Throwdown wanksta style!!!

Dead

05-14-2005, 02:12 AM

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I thought this was America...

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Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Or whatever they are calling that these days.

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 02:13 AM

Mussina sucks

Dead

05-14-2005, 02:17 AM

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Mussina sucks

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I guess that's why he has a 3.46 ERA and is 4 and 2.

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 02:18 AM

who won the cy young last year? I forget...oh yeah, Johan Santana

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 02:20 AM

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who won the cy young last year? I forget...oh yeah, Johan Santana

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Dead

05-14-2005, 02:22 AM

Only one person can win the Cy Young in each league. I don't dispute that Santana is better than Mussina this year. That doesn't mean that Mussina sucks though. His ERA is like a full point below the league average.

Clemens won the Cy Young in the NL last year.

Does that mean that Randy Johnson sucked last year? No.

Flawed argument.

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 02:26 AM

stanky

05-14-2005, 02:27 AM

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Only one person can win the Cy Young in each league. I don't dispute that Santana is better than Mussina this year. That doesn't mean that Mussina sucks though. His ERA is like a full point below the league average.

Clemens won the Cy Young in the NL last year.

Does that mean that Randy Johnson sucked last year? No.

Flawed argument.

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He committed a...

"Red Herring
A Red Herring is a fallacy in which an irrelevant topic is presented in order to divert attention from the original issue. The basic idea is to "win" an argument by leading attention away from the argument and to another topic. This sort of "reasoning" has the following form:

Topic A is under discussion.
Topic B is introduced under the guise of being relevant to topic A (when topic B is actually not relevant to topic A).
Topic A is abandoned.
This sort of "reasoning" is fallacious because merely changing the topic of discussion hardly counts as an argument against a claim".

Dead

05-14-2005, 02:28 AM

I would bring my Sig. Are you ok with that?

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 02:29 AM

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Only one person can win the Cy Young in each league. I don't dispute that Santana is better than Mussina this year. That doesn't mean that Mussina sucks though. His ERA is like a full point below the league average.

Clemens won the Cy Young in the NL last year.

Does that mean that Randy Johnson sucked last year? No.

Flawed argument.

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He committed a...

"Red Herring
A Red Herring is a fallacy in which an irrelevant topic is presented in order to divert attention from the original issue. The basic idea is to "win" an argument by leading attention away from the argument and to another topic. This sort of "reasoning" has the following form:

Topic A is under discussion.
Topic B is introduced under the guise of being relevant to topic A (when topic B is actually not relevant to topic A).
Topic A is abandoned.
This sort of "reasoning" is fallacious because merely changing the topic of discussion hardly counts as an argument against a claim".

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OMG! NIT!

DangerGoodson

05-14-2005, 02:30 AM

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I would bring my Sig. Are you ok with that?

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They don't call me Danger for nothing...

masse75

05-14-2005, 02:31 AM

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(takes shirt off) What you wanna do? I'm right here...

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Maybe we should call Big Steve in for this one.

*cues the porn music*

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It's fairly obvious what the response should be:

Stick it in his pooper.

Dead

05-14-2005, 02:31 AM

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(takes shirt off) What you wanna do? I'm right here...

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Maybe we should call Big Steve in for this one.

*cues the porn music*

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It's fairly obvious what the response should be:

Stick it in his pooper.

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I can't believe I didn't think to say that. I always lose at this game.

bernie

05-14-2005, 02:50 AM

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Who eggs somones house at like 11:30?

Also one of the kids was wearing a sweatshirt with his last name on his back...smart.

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That's public education for you nowadays.

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