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wacki
05-13-2005, 02:40 AM
Funny but NSFW - NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK!!!!! (http://members.iinet.net.au/~boostlinux/wrongshot.wmv)

Dynasty
05-13-2005, 02:42 AM
The camera angle makes it seem intentional.

YourFoxyGrandma
05-13-2005, 02:44 AM
Hahaha. The look on that dude's face is priceless.

wacki
05-13-2005, 02:45 AM
Agreed, but at least it's possible it's a blooper. Even if it's rigged it's still funny, which is unlike most porn "bloopers".

PoBoy321
05-13-2005, 02:46 AM
Did the top guy have his finger in his butt?

wacki
05-13-2005, 02:47 AM
Yup, and I think he only had one nad too.

wacki
05-13-2005, 02:48 AM
Did the top guy have his finger in his butt?

He's an amateur, the real pro is:

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YourFoxyGrandma
05-13-2005, 02:50 AM
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Agreed, but at least it's possible it's a blooper. Even if it's rigged it's still funny, which is unlike most porn "bloopers".

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Yeah, I don't think I even care.

Thythe
05-13-2005, 02:52 AM
Well, time to go tear my eyes out.

Blarg
05-13-2005, 02:58 AM
Ever see the original Deep Throat movie?

One guy was eating Linda Lovelace out underneath her, one guy was banging her up the butt, and that guy's pecker slipped out and poked the muff muncher in the mouth. Threw him way off his job for a second, but then he snapped out of it and they went on like nothing had happened. Funny as hell.

treeofwisdom7
05-13-2005, 03:02 AM
dude where do you find that $hit

wacki
05-13-2005, 03:28 AM
Blarg, that video is next on my list.

To the other poster: The link was given to me by an acquaintance of mine.

Rotating Rabbit
05-13-2005, 03:31 AM
why is this not suitable for work?

kipin
05-13-2005, 03:40 AM
WOW AMAZING!!


What kind of sites do you look at late at night to stumble upon these AWESOME vids wacki?

ethan
05-13-2005, 03:48 AM
I'm amazed that that video didn't involve a swift uppercut to the balls (or ball, if he indeed only has one.)

-Skeme-
05-13-2005, 08:56 AM
Wow, dude on the bottom is a [censored]. Why would you not throw that bitch off of you and dropkick the idiot above you?

Lazymeatball
05-13-2005, 09:15 AM
Why would you link to this very gay video and tell people it's funny. If I wanted links to guys coming on guys faces I'd talk to BigSteve. The guy on top is clearly gay, seeing as he enjoys the anus and has to stick a finger up his butt to get off. This makes you gay for watching it, and now that you linked it, I am gay. I am so pissed right now.

SmileyEH
05-13-2005, 09:16 AM
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Why would you link to this very gay video and tell people it's funny. If I wanted links to guys coming on guys faces I'd talk to BigSteve. The guy on top is clearly gay, seeing as he enjoys the anus and has to stick a finger up his butt to get off. This makes you gay for watching it, and now that you linked it, I am gay. I am so pissed right now.

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I'd offer you a hug but....

-SmileyEH

jba
05-13-2005, 09:27 AM
hahahaha that's some funny **** and that chick sure is wily aint she hahaha

good stuff nice way to start a friday.

when I first saw the subject I immediately thought of my favorite video in history. A chick on her knees going at it, backs her face up about 2 feet for the money shot, huge wad which goes DIRECTLY DOWN her throat; the look on her face, the sound she makes, her ability to regroup and refocus in about 1.5s flat, make it about the funniest damn thing you've ever seen. what a trooper that girl.

anybody seen this?

sorry I have nowhere to host.

The Stranger
05-13-2005, 09:57 AM
I saw a porn blooper where this chick is tossing this dude's salad and he rips one all over her face. The look on her face was priceless. The smell on her face, not so much I reckon.

peachy
05-13-2005, 10:47 AM
im kinda shocked she didnt notice anything was goin on cause both dudes had stopped pounding her...and the other guy didnt yell RIGHT away which kinda suprised me!

jba
05-13-2005, 10:55 AM
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im kinda shocked she didnt notice anything was goin on cause both dudes had stopped pounding her...and the other guy didnt yell RIGHT away which kinda suprised me!

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yelling is the worst idea possible. I'll let other elaborate.

peachy
05-13-2005, 11:01 AM
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im kinda shocked she didnt notice anything was goin on cause both dudes had stopped pounding her...and the other guy didnt yell RIGHT away which kinda suprised me!

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yelling is the worst idea possible. I'll let other elaborate.

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hahah i know WHY...im just shocked it wasnt a natural reaction!!! unless hes gay and used to it

Blarg
05-13-2005, 02:23 PM
Whole thing seemed like a set-up to me.

2+2 wannabe
05-13-2005, 02:29 PM
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Whole thing seemed like a set-up to me.

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i don't think a porn star could miss her face by that much

peachy
05-13-2005, 02:33 PM
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Whole thing seemed like a set-up to me.

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i thought so too cause the girl leaned to the side and come on before a dude nuts on a girl and ANOTHER dude is involved ID think hed look...but then again im a girl...so what do i know

bernie
05-13-2005, 03:16 PM
So that's what peachy did last weekend?

Wow.

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peachy
05-13-2005, 03:17 PM
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So that's what peachy did last weekend?

Wow.

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OMG!!!!!!

Victor
05-13-2005, 03:22 PM
ive seen this one where the chick is getting pounded on the beach. she is in the upside position where the guy is standing up. she is like on her upper back with her legs in the air. anyway, the tide comes in.

Blarg
05-13-2005, 03:45 PM
And the guy getting splatted didn't seem all that upset or interested in doing anything about it. If it were me or probably anybody else too, I figure, I wouldn't sit there letting it happen with a grumbly sorta look on my face, girl in my lap or not. After the first shot, bodies would be flying and I'd be very pissed.

I don't buy that this accident could have happened in the first place, and that the shooter could have not realized after the first squirt, at most. To just keep on going, while the guy underneath sat there barely moving and not looking all that pissed...nah. Unless it was the nastiest PWN'ing of his stupid friend that a demented SOB could come up with, and he had been planning it before it happened. In which case, good job! and one of the greatest punkings of all time.

-Skeme-
05-13-2005, 03:50 PM
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Whole thing seemed like a set-up to me.

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i thought so too cause the girl leaned to the side and come on before a dude nuts on a girl and ANOTHER dude is involved ID think hed look...but then again im a girl...so what do i know

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You sure talk pretty foul for a chick. Weren't you bragging about how you love giving head a while ago?

peachy
05-13-2005, 03:52 PM
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Whole thing seemed like a set-up to me.

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i thought so too cause the girl leaned to the side and come on before a dude nuts on a girl and ANOTHER dude is involved ID think hed look...but then again im a girl...so what do i know

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You sure talk pretty foul for a chick. Weren't you bragging about how you love giving head a while ago?

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no!! i me?!?!?!?! neveeerrrrrrrrr /images/graemlins/frown.gif

youtalkfunny
05-13-2005, 03:58 PM
Call me naive, but I think it's not a set-up. Bottom guy's reaction, not to mention top guy's reaction to the sounds of alarm coming from below, seem genuine to me.

I am, however, suspicious of the camera's positioning. And the shooter's accuracy.

wacki
05-13-2005, 04:12 PM
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And the guy getting splatted didn't seem all that upset or interested in doing anything about it. If it were me or probably anybody else too, I figure, I wouldn't sit there letting it happen with a grumbly sorta look on my face, girl in my lap or not. After the first shot, bodies would be flying and I'd be very pissed.

I don't buy that this accident could have happened in the first place, and that the shooter could have not realized after the first squirt, at most. To just keep on going, while the guy underneath sat there barely moving and not looking all that pissed...nah. Unless it was the nastiest PWN'ing of his stupid friend that a demented SOB could come up with, and he had been planning it before it happened. In which case, good job! and one of the greatest punkings of all time.

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Blarg, I'm amazed you would say something like this. You are way smarter then that. First of all everyone reacts differently to every situation. Hell Daryn and El Diablo seem to actually think you can suck off a man in a nonsexual way. Just imagining that scenerio makes me want to puke. Everybody is different. We all are nothing but random mutations after all. For all you know he could of been in a woozy high with endorphines/dopamine. Or he may just not of cared that much. Hell a lot of those guys will stick their wang in a hole that already has another wang in it. They don't care!

As for the guy that shot wrong, well didn't we have a thread a week ago about a car thief who called the cops when his stolen car was towed away? Dumb [censored] happens all of the time.

Blarg
05-13-2005, 06:52 PM
Cars don't have much to do with being instinctually grossed out or even enraged. A guy calling the cops to report a car he just stole getting stolen by someone else is way beyond stupid, but sitting their like a dope while some guy continues to squirt in your face is not that kind of stupid. It's closer to, "I'm sitting on a hot stove? No shyt. That's not good, right?"

If you think you can "suck off a man in a nonsexual way," or think that statement even makes any sense, I think you've had too many beers today or are very gullible. It sounds like the same kind of goober joking that that film clip looks like.

By the way, if someone gets a non-sexual erection and asks you for a non-sexual blowjob, more than one of you is gay if you chow down on it.

wacki
05-13-2005, 06:59 PM
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If you think you can "suck off a man in a nonsexual way," or think that statement even makes any sense, I think you've had too many beers today or are very gullible. It sounds like the same kind of goober joking that that film clip looks like.

By the way, if someone gets a non-sexual erection and asks you for a non-sexual blowjob, more than one of you is gay if you chow down on it.

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I agree, just try telling that to daryn and El Diablo. That is unless of course they have been trolling for the past year or so.

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A guy calling the cops to report a car he just stole getting stolen by someone else is way beyond stupid, but sitting their like a dope while some guy continues to squirt in your face is not that kind of stupid. It's closer to, "I'm sitting on a hot stove? No shyt. That's not good, right?"

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Ok I had a bad example. SO I will go to another, more powerful, and more relevant example.


As proof that all people are different, please go here:

www.tubgirl.com (http://www.tubgirl.com)

Is my point clear?

P.S. link is NSFW

BusterStacks
05-14-2005, 06:09 AM
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


OWNED!!!

KaneKungFu123
05-14-2005, 06:12 AM
like 95% of porn stars are into heroine heavy.

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Ever see the original Deep Throat movie?

One guy was eating Linda Lovelace out underneath her, one guy was banging her up the butt, and that guy's pecker slipped out and poked the muff muncher in the mouth. Threw him way off his job for a second, but then he snapped out of it and they went on like nothing had happened. Funny as hell.

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illunious
05-14-2005, 06:15 AM
It's insane that guys taint.

GuyOnTilt
05-14-2005, 07:31 AM
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It's insane that guys taint.

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Hahahaha. I think this is a NYC'er joke, but for some reason I still get it.

GoT

BusterStacks
05-15-2005, 06:47 AM
I made this for someone:

http://home.comcast.net/~hn_cobra/wrongshot2.gif

wacki
05-15-2005, 11:41 AM
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I made this for someone:

http://home.comcast.net/~hn_cobra/wrongshot2.gif

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wow.... So wrong... yet so funnny.

I wonder if its possible to have a more risque avatar that won't get you banned.

Dynasty
05-15-2005, 01:05 PM
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I made this for someone:

http://home.comcast.net/~hn_cobra/wrongshot2.gif

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wow.... So wrong... yet so funnny.

I wonder if its possible to have a more risque avatar that won't get you banned.

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This avatar may not get banned. It's hard to tell what's going on based soley on the avatar.

Publos Nemesis
05-15-2005, 01:12 PM
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This avatar may not get banned. It's hard to tell what's going on based soley on the avatar.

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It would get banned. Trust me. Could you imagine looking at that everytime he posted? It's disgusting (but yet so funny).

jkkkk
05-15-2005, 02:28 PM
surprised no one noticed he rubbed the juice into his face / hair.. i mean wtf?

Rick Diesel
05-15-2005, 10:10 PM
He got PUNK'D!

BusterStacks
05-21-2005, 02:21 AM
SOMEONE USE MY AVATAR

gunt
05-22-2005, 06:30 PM
no, he got SPUNK'D

JackWilson
05-22-2005, 08:17 PM
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This avatar may not get banned. It's hard to tell what's going on based soley on the avatar.

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Maybe I watch too much gay porn?