2004 - Nixon's The ONE!

[Zeno]

I want Richard Nixon to run in 2004. He can be dug up, glued to a plywood board, and paraded around the country by train. I want the chance to Vote For Him Again! We need him now, more than the first time even.

Zeno, The Misanthrope

[Zeno]

In 2004 we need Nixon More. Vote for Nixon. He cares. He is not a crook. And he is dead. The perfect President.