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I am a big fan of 'Two Types of People' lists.
For example, "There are two types of people, people who jaywalk and people who don't jaywalk."
A list like that, IMO, gives some insight into a person's characteristics [rule breaker v. rule follower]. Then when you meet someone, you can ask them if they jaywalk and see if there answer matches yours, thus giving you some quick insight into the type of person they are.
The guideline I follow is that the types have to be mutually exclusive. Everyone should fit into one or the other and only that one. Things like "People who like baseball and people who like football" are bad, some people like neither or both.
Also, it works best when you can find people from each side who would defend their position, thus revealing more about themself.
Best to explain by example:
There are two types of people...
...People who will use someone else's toothbrush and people who won't.
...People who pee in the shower and people who don't
Anyone have their own?
KJS
bernie
05-12-2005, 06:06 PM
People who go through others' medicine cabinets and people who don't.
I have never understood sneaking through someones' private things like that.
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Shillx
05-12-2005, 06:09 PM
There certainly are two types of people...
Masturbaters and liers.
Jack of Arcades
05-12-2005, 06:15 PM
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There certainly are two types of people...
Masturbaters and liers.
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Good spellers and bad spellers.
ftball0000
05-12-2005, 06:17 PM
the people who this this thread is dumb, and those that don't
IndieMatty
05-12-2005, 06:41 PM
People who try to categorize people and people who don't.
siccjay
05-12-2005, 06:42 PM
girls who suck dick and girls that deny it
bernie
05-12-2005, 06:47 PM
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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it
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In that case,
Girls that swallow, and girls that spit.
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mmbt0ne
05-12-2005, 06:53 PM
There are 10 types of people.
Those who know binary, and those who don't.
moondogg
05-12-2005, 06:54 PM
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There are 10 types of people.
Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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I wish I didn't get that.
I knew my binary math class would come in handy for something. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
mmbt0ne
05-12-2005, 06:56 PM
You laugh, and then you cringe.
People who think everyone is the same and people who don't
KJS
Jeff W
05-12-2005, 06:57 PM
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I knew my binary math class would come in handy for something. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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You took an entire class on binary math? I wish I wasn't impressed.
cnfuzzd
05-12-2005, 07:15 PM
actually, it works best if you do three types. For instance....
There are three types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that cant.
peace
john nickle
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I knew my binary math class would come in handy for something. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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You took an entire class on binary math? I wish I wasn't impressed.
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If by impressed you mean shocked that anyone could take a full semester to "get it" then I'm in agreement.
~D
wacki
05-12-2005, 07:19 PM
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People who go through others' medicine cabinets and people who don't.
I have never understood sneaking through someones' private things like that.
b
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1) They are looking for drugs like lithium, Epzicom (HIV).....
2) They are pill hungry thieving drug fiend that is only good for poking and ditching 24 hours later. Lock up your valuables!!!!!
3) Absolutely no sense of privacy.
wacki
05-12-2005, 07:19 PM
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actually, it works best if you do three types. For instance....
There are three types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that cant.
peace
john nickle
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Best post of thread.
BeerMoney
05-12-2005, 07:30 PM
There are two types of women.. Wome with big tits, and women who wish they had big tits..
There are two types of guys.. Guys with big dicks, and guys who wish they had big dicks.
stabn
05-12-2005, 07:38 PM
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There are 10 types of people.
Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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SO [censored] OLD AND LAME.
Blarg
05-12-2005, 07:40 PM
A good one I remember reading about the difference between men and women: A man will f_ck any thing that moves. A woman, won't.
People who play music loud enough to ennoy their neighbors, and people who won't.
People who gossip, and people who don't.
People who go crazy and get all their aggressions out when driving, and people who don't.
People who care how badly they drive, and people who don't.
People who know how well they drive, and people who don't.
People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard.
People who let their kids run wild, and people who don't.
People who have family arguments in public, and people who don't.
People who eat people's food out of the fridge at work, and people who don't.
The one I've never gotten behind is, people who like dogs, and people who like cats. I see people saying you're a dog person or a cat person all the time, and thinking that it really means a lot. I grew up with tons of both and love them both.
stabn
05-12-2005, 07:42 PM
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People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard.
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This one does not qualify.
Blarg
05-12-2005, 07:43 PM
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People who go through others' medicine cabinets and people who don't.
I have never understood sneaking through someones' private things like that.
b
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Yeah, that's always struck me as borderline depraved.
I've had people over before and walked out of the room and come back and found them opening and closing drawers and cabinets, looking inside. That blows my mind. I would never do something so incredibly rude...and not just rude, but something that seems halfway toward stealing.
A guy did that one time and found bullets in a drawer, then started to give me a lecture on how wrong it was to be a gun owner. I mean, WTF? Who the hell does someone think he is to go rooting around uninvited in your stuff and then have the nerve to criticize what he finds?
Blarg
05-12-2005, 07:44 PM
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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it
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Women who think a blowjob is a handjob with a little posing and licking on top, and those who don't.
bernie
05-12-2005, 07:48 PM
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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it
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Women who think a blowjob is a handjob with a little posing and licking on top, and those who don't.
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Posing? hahahahah
That visual struck me as funny.
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Blarg
05-12-2005, 07:51 PM
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People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard.
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This one does not qualify.
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Mayonnaise on deli sandwiches is sacreligious. Furthermore, it's a known symptom of being a [censored].
bernie
05-12-2005, 07:52 PM
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People who eat people's food out of the fridge at work, and people who don't
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This one is right in line with my medicine cabinet post.
Why do some think that just because there's a fresh sack lunch in the company fridge that it's open game? I never really worked in an office, but I've heard plenty of stories like this. What are these idiots thinking? I'd feel like booby trapping my food. Which then reminds me of that hot sauce thread.
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KaneKungFu123
05-12-2005, 08:34 PM
People who feel uncomfortable the first time they are in someone else's home, and people who dont.
People who dissconnect from a Poker game, and people who dont.
People who take OOT forum seriously, and people who dont.
People who have hitchhiked in a foriegn country, and people who havent.
People who can quote the last paragraph of Kerouac's On The Road, and people who cant. ((or whatever particular piece of literature art that means alot to you)).
People who say they have never eaten school lunch all year, and havent, and those who say they have never eaten school lunch, and have.
People who say they didnt study for a test even though they did, and people who dont.
People who cut in line, and those that dont.
People who tell someone to get back at the end of the [censored] line, and people who dont.
KaneKungFu123
05-12-2005, 08:38 PM
Huh?
If you are italian you eat mayo on an italian sub. i eat mayo and mustard.
if you hate mayo on a sub, youre probally mexican or something.
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People who eat deli sandwiches with mayonnaise, and people who eat them the right way -- with mustard.
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This one does not qualify.
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Mayonnaise on deli sandwiches is sacreligious. Furthermore, it's a known symptom of being a [censored].
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The Stranger
05-12-2005, 08:38 PM
I don't like Animaniacs.
masse75
05-12-2005, 08:42 PM
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the people who think this thread is dumb, and those who think this thread is dumb
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FYP
Wormwood
05-12-2005, 08:54 PM
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2) They are pill hungry thieving drug fiend that is only good for poking and ditching 24 hours later. Lock up your valuables!!!!!
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MAN I wish that didn't hit home so hard!! And she seemed like such a nice girl...
Wormwood
05-12-2005, 08:58 PM
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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it
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Women who think a blowjob is a handjob with a little posing and licking on top, and those who don't.
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Posing? hahahahah
That visual struck me as funny.
b
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ditto. that's hilarious.
edtost
05-12-2005, 09:27 PM
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Huh?
If you are italian you eat mayo on an italian sub. i eat mayo and mustard.
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a proper italian sub has oil&vinegar, not mayo. that would be gross.
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I knew my binary math class would come in handy for something. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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You took an entire class on binary math? I wish I wasn't impressed.
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Uh no. It was one class period during the semester. Binary math is not hard.
Blarg
05-12-2005, 09:43 PM
Mayo is maybe for WASPS who think they're Italian.
Mayo is what Englishwomen have on their cucumber sandwiches, or for making tuna salad with. Putting mayo on salami is an affront to all that is decent and holy. I'd be surprised if it didn't trigger the apocalypse. Certainly it's a shameful habit that shouldn't be discussed.
MaxPower
05-12-2005, 10:09 PM
There are two types of people. Those who divide the world into 2 types of people and those who don't
Those who fish and those who don't.
Most who claim to fish really don't, those that do,know what I mean.
GrunchCan
05-12-2005, 11:00 PM
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There are 10 types of people.
Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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ugh, for christmas my sister gave me a t-shirt that says this.
ThinkGeek shirts are lame. I feel your pain.
swolfe
05-12-2005, 11:10 PM
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There are 10 types of people.
Those who know binary, and those who don't.
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i'd like a 11-some with 10 chicks
FrankLu99
05-12-2005, 11:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH
Jeff W
05-12-2005, 11:33 PM
I know it's not hard. I thought it would be impressive to take a semester-long class on an archaic topic like binary mathematics.
I like the cutting one best. That says a lot about someone.
So does the one about who would tell the cutter off.
The poker one I was think of was People who will straddle and people who won't. Says a lot about how much gamboool someone has.
KJS
And those who will always lie about their catch and those that won't.
KJS
Those who will lie about banging that fat chick and those that brag about it...
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People who try to categorize people and people who don't.
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Awesome.
people who will masturabate when crashing at a friends house and people who wont.
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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it
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In that case,
Girls that swallow, and girls that spit.
b
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what about girls who spit it into another girls mouth after?
Blarg
05-18-2005, 01:56 AM
Dude, that's the main reason to crash at a friend's house, so you can masturbate somewhere different.
Edge34
05-18-2005, 02:07 AM
There are two types of people in this world...
Those who agree with me, and those who can go to hell. /images/graemlins/cool.gif
istewart
05-18-2005, 02:37 AM
This is a good idea for a thread, but a lot of suggestions are weak.
A better application of the "Two Types of People" catchphrase is when make you an inference rather than a direct statement.
Such as:
There are two types of people. People named Shaniqua and people with prospects later in life.
Refer to the old thread on that for more.
jaydoggie
05-18-2005, 02:53 AM
then youre with us..
bernie
05-18-2005, 03:34 AM
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girls who suck dick and girls that deny it
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In that case,
Girls that swallow, and girls that spit.
b
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what about girls who spit it into another girls mouth after?
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You mean compared to the ones that lick it out of the others' crack?
b
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The poker one I was think of was People who will straddle and people who won't. Says a lot about how much gamboool someone has.
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And then there are those who raise to isolate a straddler on principle, and those who don't.
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