Maxim's hot beyitches 2005 - who's too high, who's too low

[Buckmulligan]

1. Eva Longoria 51. Nikki Cox
2. Evangeline Lilly 52. Cameron Richardson
3. Jennifer Garner 53. Keira Knightley
4. Lindsay Lohan 54. Jordana Brewster
5. Jessica Alba 55. Samaire Armstrong
6. Rachel Bilson 56. Lacey Chabert
7. Angelina Jolie 57. Heidi Klum
8. Brittany Murphy 58. Brittany
9. Jessica Simpson 59. Angela Marcello
10. Sara Foster 60. Brittany Gastineau
11. Cameron Diaz 61. Olivia Wilde
12. Eva Mendez 62. Vanessa Minnilo
13. Ashanti 63. Lauren Bush
14. Rachel McAdams 64. Kim Smith
15. Charlize Theron 65. Leila Arcieri
16. Christina Aguilera 66. Kelly Brook
17. Beyonce Knowles 67. Kristin Kreuk
18. Jessica Biel 68. Kristen Bell
19. Vanessa Marcil 69. Mena Suvari
20. Paris Hilton 70. Krista Allen
21. Uma Thurman 71. Molly Sims
22. Katie Holmes 72. Aisha Tyler
23. Kate Beckinsale 73. Amber Brkich
24. Scarlett Johansson 74. Natassia Malthe
25. Sofia Vergara 75. Catherine Bell
26. Sarah Michelle Gellar 76. Shana Hiatt
27. Maggie Grace 77. Laura Prepon
28. Jaime King 78. Joanna Krupa
29. Anna Kournikova 79. Joanne Montanez
30. Christina Milian 80. Rebecca Romijn
31. Brook Burns 81. Grace Park
32. Jennifer Love Hewitt 82. Milla Jovovich
33. Mischa Barton 83. Tricia Helfer
34. Salma Hayek 84. Donna Feldman
35. Ciara 85. Ana Hickman
36. Avril Lavigne 86. Emma Heming
37. Nicole Richie 87. Alexis Bledel
38. Kate Bosworth 88. Jennifer Aniston
39. Shania Twain 89. Bonnie-Jill Laflin
40. Pamela Anderson 90. Sara Shahi
41. Halle Berry 91. Summer Altice
42. Natalie Portman 92. Bali Rodriguez
43. Kelly Carlson 93. Lokelani McMichael
44. Malia Jones 94. Amy Cobb
45. Poppy Montgomery 95. Arielle Kebbel
46. Ashley Scott 96. Jenni Finch
47. Emilie de Ravin 97. Julie Berry
48. Sienna Miller 98. Ivana Bozilovic
49. Rachel Perry 99. Moon Bloodgood
50. Diane Kruger 100. Adrianne Curry

[Dynasty]

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[Buckmulligan]

Get some picks on it; I don't know how; plus, i know im going to start masterbating if I look for pics, and I don't have time.

[IronDragon1]

http://www.espn.go.com/media/radio/2004/0517/photo/eva_sp.jpg

http://jennifergarner.online.fr/magazine/jennifer-garner-arena6.jpg

http://www.lindsay-lohan-pic.com/2.jpg

http://zeus.polsl.gliwice.pl/~tapetyyy/kobiety/1024-768/Jessica_Alba.jpg

http://belles.rebelles.free.fr/Rachel_Bilson.jpg


As for the list itself-they got number 1 right-so all else is irrelevant in determining the validity of this poll

[chaas4747]

Just the top 10.
1. Eva Longoria - She is hot but really #1
2. Evangeline Lilly - I do not know who she is.
3. Jennifer Garner - Man face.
4. Lindsay Lohan - No [censored] way she is higher than 25
5. Jessica Alba - Bump to #1 or #2
6. Rachel Bilson - Whatever no #6 but I can live with it.
7. Angelina Jolie - Interchangeable with Alba.
8. Brittany Murphy - Heroin addicted anorexics should not be on this list
9. Jessica Simpson - bump to #4 maybe
10. Sara Foster - Ok at 10.

[peachy]

lohan should be NOWHERE near the top

[M2d]

Eva Longoria, Evangeline Lilly, Jennifer Garner and Lindsay Lohan are all too high.

Anyone else notice that Catherine Bell is not on the list? or maybe she is and I just missed it and am an idiot.

[M2d]

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lohan should be NOWHERE near the top

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She's not my #1, but I wouldn't mind her on top.

[istewart]

Nice Photoshop for Alba.

[chaas4747]

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Eva Longoria, Evangeline Lilly, Jennifer Garner and Lindsay Lohan are all too high.

Anyone else notice that Catherine Bell is not on the list? or maybe she is and I just missed it and am an idiot.

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What about her
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[B Dids]

1. Eva Longoria

Hot, very hot. Not one though.

2. Evangeline Lilly
3. Jennifer Garner
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Jessica Alba

Alba behind these 3 is a joke. Especially Garner, who isn't a top 100 for me.

6. Rachel Bilson
7. Angelina Jolie

Another joke.

8. Brittany Murphy

YAY too high. Not in a top 100 for me.

9. Jessica Simpson


10. Sara Foster

Who? Google image search says hot but not outstanding blonde. No.

67. Kristin Kreuk

This is a crime, way too low.

I hate Maxim, and a lot of this is on crack, but these were the big problems I noticed.

[tdarko]

[ QUOTE ]
Just the top 10.
1. Eva Longoria - She is hot but really #1
2. Evangeline Lilly - I do not know who she is.
3. Jennifer Garner - Man face.
4. Lindsay Lohan - No [censored] way she is higher than 25
5. Jessica Alba - Bump to #1 or #2
6. Rachel Bilson - Whatever no #6 but I can live with it.
7. Angelina Jolie - Interchangeable with Alba.
8. Brittany Murphy - Heroin addicted anorexics should not be on this list
9. Jessica Simpson - bump to #4 maybe
10. Sara Foster - Ok at 10.

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wow, might be word for word what was running through my mind when scanning the list.

[trotski]

I'm glad to see Evangeline getting the props she deserves. She's probably my fave, now that Katie is getting poked by big -schnoz Cruise. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Popinjay]

76. Shana Hiatt

yes!

[Buckmulligan]

I keep Lohan high. Also, where is terri "bang me over a dryer" hatcher?

[Russ McGinley]

I think Lilly is cute but not the #2 hottest chick. I don't even know if I'd put her in the top 20.

For those of you who don't know, Evangeline Lilly plays Kate on "Lost".

http://www.starswelove.com/vt/1115937022/hollywood/women/evangelinelilly/evangeline_lilly007z.jpg

[chaas4747]

Care to elaborate?

[gumpzilla]

Huh. So the top 3 women are all stars of ABC television shows?

Did Disney buy Maxim recently?

[Buckmulligan]

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Care to elaborate?


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Just a fantasy I had a couple minutes ago.

[siccjay]

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67. Kristin Kreuk

This is a crime, way too low.

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A felony for sure.

[tdarko]

um i thought it was fairly self-explanatory? your analysis of the top 10 was exactly mine too.

[WillMagic]

She should have been six months ago, but not any more...

toothpicks (http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1424&stc=1)

[Voltron87]

4. Lindsay Lohan

I stopped reading there. Terrible. Just awful.

[Voltron87]

too much cocaine

[stabn]

You got most of the big ones, but what about:

11. Cameron Diaz

Eleven is just waaay too high for her. That's almost top ten. Maybe, if the mask had come out this year instead of 1994 she could be top 25, but this rating is definitely out of her reach. This one isn't as lohans and murphy's etc, but it is still pretty bad.

[stabn]

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4. Lindsay Lohan

I stopped reading there. Terrible. Just awful.

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You should have stopped at #3 then. Garner at #3 has to be a joke.

[Phoenix1010]

These are more popularity contests than beauty or "hotness" contests. You can find more attractive girls than some of these on any college campus between classes. Especially Lohan and Bilson, who are just average looking girls benefitting from above average photography. That more or less describes almost everyone on the list though.

[this guy]

WTF??

12. Eva Mendez

20. Paris Hilton

36. Avril Lavigne

[jedi]

Lohan at 4 is way overrated, IMO. Garner at 3 is overrated, but less so. Diane Kruger is a cutie, but 50 is about right, maybe could be higher by a few points. I don't know who many of the others are. Pics needed!

[namknils]

[ QUOTE ]
Just the top 10.
1. Eva Longoria - She is hot but really #1
2. Evangeline Lilly - I do not know who she is.
3. Jennifer Garner - Man face.
4. Lindsay Lohan - No [censored] way she is higher than 25
5. Jessica Alba - Bump to #1 or #2
6. Rachel Bilson - Whatever no #6 but I can live with it.
7. Angelina Jolie - Interchangeable with Alba.
8. Brittany Murphy - Heroin addicted anorexics should not be on this list
9. Jessica Simpson - bump to #4 maybe
10. Sara Foster - Ok at 10.

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Thank you Chaas!!!! I've been saying this forever to my friends, but they all think she's incredibly hot. I refer to her as "Man-Jaw" and I honestly don't think she's an ounce of hot.

[Blackjack]

What the hell...

No Elisha Cuthbert. This is the worst list ever.

[trotski]

I'm with ya.

From my bro-in-law's blog after the Oscars:

"(I feel a deep ick for Ms. Swank, and won some enemies when, during her interminable acceptance speech, I shouted, "Shut up! Go chop some firewood with your face!").

Priceless.

[bernie]

I don't recognize 1/2 the sluts on this list.

No nicole kidman? Im not a big fan of hers, or her looks but she is hotter than many on this list.

No Jaime Pressly?

Personally, I think Diane Lane should be high on this list.
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Diaz at 11? List over. Too big of a flaw on this one. Not even in the top 100 for me.

paris at 20? She needs to eat a meal. Would it be a suprise if people found out she's bulimic?

36. Avril Lavigne : Above Twain, Berry and Anderson for hotness? Her mom will post this list on the refridgerator.

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[car ramrod]

Jessica Alba belongs in the top 10 imo

[contentless]

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Anyone else notice that Catherine Bell is not on the list? or maybe she is and I just missed it and am an idiot.

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Now that I've quoted you, I no longer have the list up, but check the 70s.

[bighomage]

What the hell happened to Britney Spears? I haven't seen or heard anything of her lately, so maybe she's just not hot now, but what the hell? In FHM's top 100 in 2004 she was #1, but she wasn't even on the list in 2005. I'm not saying that she should or shouldn't be, but that's the biggest drop off ever.

[stabn]

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Jessica Alba belongs in the top 10 imo

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[B Dids]

Luckily- she was #4. 3 spots too low.

[NLSoldier]

I don't see this chick on that list. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

http://elingrindemyr.net/content/wallpaper/sexyelin.jpg

[Alobar]

I stopped reading after I saw lindsey lohan was number 4

[SackUp]

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What the hell...

No Elisha Cuthbert. This is the worst list ever.

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My thoughts exactly. First person I looked for. Was she just never in Maxim or how was she not included???

[gvibes]

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She should have been six months ago, but not any more...

toothpicks (http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1424&stc=1)

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Who is that?

[Buckmulligan]

lohan i believe. By the way thats a good point abut lohan being a normal chick with good photography.

[Schneids]

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WTF?

36. Avril Lavigne

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My reaction too. Should be top 5.

[ononimo]

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WTF?

36. Avril Lavigne

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My reaction too. Should be top 5.

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HAHAHA!

that WAS supposed to be a joke, right?

[DaveKForty7]

And where the hell is Vida Guerra? or am I just blind?

[bones]

http://home.versatel.nl/fabSTARwalls/vida_guerra_4_fabstar81.jpg

Maxim sucks.

[EliteNinja]

Where's Maria Sharapova??!?!?!?!!!!111oneoneone

[Schneids]

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WTF?

36. Avril Lavigne

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My reaction too. Should be top 5.

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HAHAHA!

that WAS supposed to be a joke, right?

[/ QUOTE ]

1000% uber serious.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
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Just the top 10.
1. Eva Longoria - She is hot but really #1
2. Evangeline Lilly - I do not know who she is.
3. Jennifer Garner - Man face.
4. Lindsay Lohan - No [censored] way she is higher than 25
5. Jessica Alba - Bump to #1 or #2
6. Rachel Bilson - Whatever no #6 but I can live with it.
7. Angelina Jolie - Interchangeable with Alba.
8. Brittany Murphy - Heroin addicted anorexics should not be on this list
9. Jessica Simpson - bump to #4 maybe
10. Sara Foster - Ok at 10.

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Thank you Chaas!!!! I've been saying this forever to my friends, but they all think she's incredibly hot. I refer to her as "Man-Jaw" and I honestly don't think she's an ounce of hot.

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You could pretty much say the same thing for Britney Murphy.

[bones]

http://www.phase9.tv/images1a/Dont_say_a_word_-_3.jpg

Yeah, she's top 10

[Sponger15SB]

Just look at the cover of this month's maxim, she looks like a dude

[bones]

She's neck and neck with kirsten dunst for "ugliest girl to ever be on any 'hot' list"

[ononimo]

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Where's Maria Sharapova??!?!?!?!!!!111oneoneone

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WORD again.
Maxim blows.

[ThaSaltCracka]

Vida has a booty ass face.

[bones]

Her face is still hotter than Garner, Hilton, Avril, Murphy and several others on that list. Her body is ridiculously better than all of the above.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I don't think Vida has a better face, although I have seen a few pics where her face looks good. You are right about her body though, straight banging, and you could serve a meal on that ass.

[Jim Kuhn]

Who is missing from the list? Some names I can think of include Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, Maria Sharpova, Jennifer Anniston, Brooke Burke, Nicole Kidman.

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
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