You know you have played to much poker when

[dmmikkel]

- you try to pay with chips at the store
- try to make notes when you meet new people
- ask for rakeback at your local store
- ask the store if you can pay with neteller
- reply "call" when they hand you your change
- prefer loose and aggressive women
- ask your girlfriend if she want to try 3-handed today
- say "nice hand" with a sarcastic voice whenever you pay something
- ask the two people to your left to please post their blinds
- try to place everyone at the dinner table on a hand
- see that your favorite table at the resturant is full, and try to wait in line

Just translated this from norwegian. Anyone got new ones?

[Big Limpin']

you dont get road rage, you "drive on tilt"

[Unarmed]

- You laugh everytime you walk up to a door that has push written on it.

[dmmikkel]

hahaha good one

[dmmikkel]

- whenever you see a dwarf the word "shortstack" comes to mind

[dmmikkel]

- When you see a hot girl you start calculating implied odds

[Big Limpin']

When you have drank 10 of the 12 beers, and dont really want want to finish the case, but you know you are pot comitted

[Unarmed]

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When you have smoked three quarters of the bag, and dont really want to finish it, but you know you are pot comitted

[/ QUOTE ]

[pooh74]

lol...5-1 on a barf and hangover? hell yeah

[Big Limpin']

and returning the empties is considered rakeback

[dmmikkel]

hahahahahahahahahahahahha i think i broke something rolling on the floor

[Slim Pickens]

Someone with A5o calls your all-in KK on the bubble, and you start pounding CTRL+Z when the ace flops.

[dmmikkel]

when you can tell what people are going to order by the way the look at the menu

[ewing55]

[ QUOTE ]
- When you see a hot girl you start calculating implied odds

[/ QUOTE ]

Implied odds of what?????? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[dmmikkel]

wear sunglasses and caps to a resturant so that others can't tell what you're ordering

[the shadow]

There's a thread on everything. Here's a great one on signs you're playing too much poker..... (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=770737&page=0&view=co llapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1)

The Shadow

[jah0550]

Watch a girl bend over, see a big pair and push all-in.

[dmmikkel]

When you're at the store and think you have to pay just as much or atleast twice the amount the guy infront of you paid

or

ask "how much is it to me?"

[dmmikkel]

when u ask for a chipcount of the guy who just paid

[The Student]

sad, but true:

i was talking to my dad yesterday about the invite list for my upcoming wedding and tried to explain to him that although my fiancee doesn't want any more people added to the list, i thought it was a good idea for him to invite his boss and his wife. i was trying to explain why i thought it was a good idea, and i ended up blurting out "as long as we don't tell steph [my fiancee] that we're mailing them an invite, it's definitely a EV+ move." i then had to spend 10 minutes explaining what EV+ meant to him.

the wedding invitation list - classic trap and semi-bluff opportunities.

ts-

[zambonidrivr]

GENIOUS

[e_fermat]

[ QUOTE ]
the wedding invitation list - classic trap and semi-bluff opportunities.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah but it's the wedding where you realize you're pot committed and have to make a crying call.

[Karak567]

This is actually a true story.

When asked how a date with a girl went I said, "I don't know, I tried really hard but I couldn't get a read off of her the whole time."

[Karak567]

Oh and I was on Route 722 today and I said outloud "I wish I had pocket 7s"

The other people in the car (non players) were like WTF?

[KJ o]

[ QUOTE ]
Someone with A5o calls your all-in KK on the bubble, and you start pounding CTRL+Z when the ace flops.

[/ QUOTE ]

That would be too much *work* and too little poker, I think.

[Voltron87]

I too laugh inside when I see doors that say "Push" on them. I wrote (any 2) under one sign near my house. I also have been buying stuff in a store, I say "how much is it?" and they say "Oh it'll be $49.95" and I say "ok I call."

[pokerlaw]

I was at a bar the other day, and my buddy was oogling this girl on the other end of the bar. After a few minutes of this, I blurted out, "just go all in already". he bet, she folded.

[The Student]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
the wedding invitation list - classic trap and semi-bluff opportunities.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah but it's the wedding where you realize you're pot committed and have to make a crying call.

[/ QUOTE ]

the crying started about 7 months ago when i had to pay for the engagement ring. i'm still waiting to see if that was a $EV+ move. i'll be able to answer that once i see my ROI after we get all the wedding gifts. /images/graemlins/wink.gif


ts-

[TruFloridaGator]

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[FlyingSumo]

- When you automatically search every place you visit for the biggest loser there, just to sit down to his immediate left.