A better trillionare poll. (Gay thread alert.)

[TStoneMBD]

An eccentric trillionare offers you money in exchange for being his sex slave for a duration of time. How long of a duration are you willing to accept and how much money will it take?

The terms of the deal is that you are entrapped in a dungeon for the entire duration. You are fed well. You have access to a television but nothing more. You cannot cancel the deal once you accept. He treats you well and will not put you into much pain.

[istewart]

Bring in the Gimp.

[housenuts]

i would say this is a worse poll

[Jazza]

do you have to swallow?

[TStoneMBD]

lets say no

[tbach24]

1, 1, 10, 100, 100

[Jazza]

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lets say no

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well in that case 10, 100, would rather die, would rather die, would rather die

[lu_hawk]

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1, 1, 10, 100, 100

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agreeing to be a sex slave for a week for $1 million is not a good sign.

[Jazza]

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1, 1, 10, 100, 100

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agreeing to be a sex slave for a week for $1 million is not a good sign.

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that's what i thought too, but i might just be a prude

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

I said 1, 1, 10, 10, 100...

[spamuell]

Would the trillionaire give me a plausable excuse to tell my friends/family about why I couldn't see/speak to them for a year or more?

I don't think I could make one up and I wouldn't want them to know about this obviously.

[Jazza]

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I said 1, 1, 10, 10, 100...

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good god, sucking dick etc. for a year for 10 million?

[tbach24]

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1, 1, 10, 100, 100

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agreeing to be a sex slave for a week for $1 million is not a good sign.

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It would improve my life significantly. Also, I'd get to eat good food and have a lot of free time to myself to work out and get jacked.

[DavidC]

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An eccentric trillionare offers you money in exchange for being his sex slave for a duration of time. How long of a duration are you willing to accept and how much money will it take?

The terms of the deal is that you are entrapped in a dungeon for the entire duration. You are fed well. You have access to a television but nothing more. You cannot cancel the deal once you accept. He treats you well and will not put you into much pain.

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You should have access to the internet, so that you can post about it daily in OOT. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

key ingredient in this post was "his" sex slave... I ain't doin it, not even for a day.

[DavidC]

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do you have to swallow?

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Does that change your decision from a yes to a no, or just up the amount of money you would ask for? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Bob Moss]

I chose would not do it for all of these options, although the 100 million dollars for one day was tempting. WTF is wrong with you people?

Bob

[private joker]

It depends on what he looks like. If it's Hugh Grant or whatever, I can do a day for $1,000,000 (but I'd rather have $10,000,000). If it's some fat, crippled, elderly beast with open sores, back hair, and AIDS, no thanks. Not for a trillion bucks.

[SpearsBritney]

1,1,1,1,1 /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[touchfaith]

Bunch of liars!

You'd all snow-ball a goat for 2 years straight for 1 million and you know it...

[TStoneMBD]

well thats another thing that i didnt really think of, STDSs. we will assume he takes an STD test before this deal and that the odds of you catching an STD are very slim.

[Bob Moss]

depends on if hes japanese (http://www.bukkake-bath.com/tourcc/samp/).

[TStoneMBD]

you should entitle that nsfw.

[SGS]

How does 1 year have one vote for one million and 2 years have 3 votes for 1 million? Not to mention how does anybody give up a year+ of their life for a million dollars?

SGS

[TStoneMBD]

polltards of course. does it really need mentioning? ;[

[Stuey]

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well in that case 10, 100, would rather die, would rather die, would rather die

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WTF happened to only doing things to please yourself? Money does not help if you lose your mind! Anyone who answered yes to any of these is joking. Dudes go out and force yourself to do the ugliest girl you meet. You will need a week to recover. I know what I speak of here. You are not recovering for a guy doing you man no way. Yipes

For the record I have gay male and female friends. They are nice people this is not a gay hating thing. This is a what can my mind handle thing. And my mind can't handle it when I'm the pitcher or a catcher, put me in the stands and I can cope.

[Jazza]

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well in that case 10, 100, would rather die, would rather die, would rather die

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WTF happened to only doing things to please yourself? Money does not help if you lose your mind! Anyone who answered yes to any of these is joking. Dudes go out and force yourself to do the ugliest girl you meet. You will need a week to recover. I know what I speak of here. You are not recovering for a guy doing you man no way. Yipes

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dude, you could go on vacation for an entire year, get drunk and get laid every night, be mentally cured, and have plenty of money left over

a little gay sex never hurt anyone

[private joker]

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You are not recovering for a guy doing you man no way.

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The homophobia in this thread, exemplified by comments like this, is rampant and disturbing.

I think most of us, if it came down to it, would rather be sucked off by Tom Cruise than a 500-pound hairy one-legged wart-nosed woman. And we wouldn't even start questioning our heterosexuality afterwards. If you're so insecure you couldn't live with yourself afterwards, that's not our problem.

[daryn]

who cares, i would do anything for almost any period of time up to 1 year, maybe more.. for a trillion dollars.

[Stuey]

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And we wouldn't even start questioning our heterosexuality afterwards. If you're so insecure you couldn't live with yourself afterwards, that's not our problem.

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I don't think I would question my heterosexuality afterwards. I think it is going to make me so mad I will never calm down about what happened. Don't want the hate is all. Anyways I can't do it, and I feel like a jerk if that means I am a homophobe.

Do the same poll asking gay people if they would go straight for money. I think the same number of people would refuse the money. And I don't consider them heterophobic for it.

[Yobz]

Can I do it for free?

[A_C_Slater]

Can I pay him?

[SpearsBritney]

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I think most of us, if it came down to it, would rather be sucked off by Tom Cruise than a 500-pound hairy one-legged wart-nosed woman.

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Describe us

[TStoneMBD]

i think when he refers to "us", he means "us flaming homosexuals."

[M2d]

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Do the same poll asking gay people if they would go straight for money. I think the same number of people would refuse the money. And I don't consider them heterophobic for it.

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the original premise isn't that you "go gay", it's that you take it from a man for a prescribed period of time.
that said, I think a higher proportion of homosexuals would take him up on this offer for a simple reason: more homosexuals have(probably) "tried" straight sex than straight men have tried homosexual sex. I'm guessing on this one, but I'm pretty confident that it's true. for gay men, you have the dislilke of the activity, but for straight men, you usually have dislike of the activity plus fear of the unknown.

[TStoneMBD]

i was actually going to do the poll saying that homosexuals here are exempt from voting for this reason. however, i decided that they are probably just as unlikely to do this, unless they had some sort of sex slave fetish. i also didnt want to exclude anybody, nor offend them. besides, the gay people on this forum would have probably voted regardless. i could have changed the poll making it 5 questions for heteros, and 5 questions for homos, but it would take more time and the polltards would have messed up the results even worse than they are messed up now.

[Dr. Strangelove]

"Polltards" and "fucktards". Are these both OOT neologisms? And how long before the censor gets wise to "fucktards?"