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BeerMoney
05-11-2005, 07:34 PM
Maybe like a woman trying to get a promotion, or something involving a mexican cleaning lady..


Also, where do you hide your porn? I appreciate the fact that a DVD porn can easily be slid inside of a book.
Popinjay
05-11-2005, 07:36 PM
anticipation is a great thing when it comes to porn
kerssens
05-11-2005, 07:37 PM
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anticipation is a great thing when it comes to porn

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I would think its also a great thing to open a book and be surprised with a porn disc.
fluxrad
05-11-2005, 07:37 PM
All porn goes in the cryptic folder, duh.

c:\NT32\Kernel\Drivers\System\Vivid Video\

Also, porn needs great acting. I need to feel that Shayla Laveaux really needs her 19 year old daughter to get straight A's. Help her realize that goal Shayla...do it for your daughter...do it with your daughter.
tbach24
05-11-2005, 07:37 PM
Or like when the little girl is begging for an ice cream from her daddy..
goofball
05-11-2005, 08:02 PM
There was a thread abotu this a while ago.

C:\Documents and Settings\Desktop\Limewire\porn
PokerGodess
05-11-2005, 08:45 PM
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anticipation is a great thing when it comes to porn

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I would think its also a great thing to open a book and be surprised with a porn disc.

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nh


I also 'hide' mine in
C:\Documents and Settings\Desktop\Limewire\porn
jakethebake
06-13-2005, 09:48 AM
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I like a porn with a little plot.

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I agree with the op. What are some good titles with a little bit of plot to them?
rusellmj
06-13-2005, 09:57 AM
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I agree with the op. What are some good titles with a little bit of plot to them?

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Surely BigSteve has some interesting titles around.
jakethebake
06-13-2005, 10:05 AM
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I agree with the op. What are some good titles with a little bit of plot to them?

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Surely BigSteve has some interesting titles around.

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Yea. I don't play that way. Anyone other than BigSteve?
raisethatmofo
06-13-2005, 11:04 AM
jakethebake
06-13-2005, 11:21 AM
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Let x=# of videos in porn collection
let y=# of dates in last 3 years

x=(365*3)/y

365 is number of days in a year.

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I have no idea what this means.
poker-penguin
06-13-2005, 12:00 PM
The equation would have been better expressed

xy = 365

where X = number of porn videos, and Y = number of dates in a year.

Basically the more porn you have, the less dates you go on. Not sure which is cause and which is effect, or if it's just a corellation.
jakethebake
06-13-2005, 12:03 PM
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Basically the more porn you have, the less dates you go on. Not sure which is cause and which is effect, or if it's just a corellation.

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Irrelevant in my case anyway and very unhelpful. /images/graemlins/mad.gif
captZEEbo1
06-13-2005, 12:13 PM
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Let x=# of videos in porn collection
let y=# of dates in last 3 years

x=(365*3)/y

365 is number of days in a year.

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I have no idea what this means.

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If you have lots of dates, your porn collection is small. If you have little dates, your porn collection is bigger. If you have had 0 dates, your porn collection approaches infinity?