Dead Baby Jokes.

[Willluck]

I'll start this one off.

Whats the difference between having sex with a goat and having sex with a dead baby?

******Give up?******

I donno I never had sex with a goat.

[TStoneMBD]

whats the difference between hooking up with a hooker and hooking up with a dead baby?

dead babies cant bite.

[TripleH68]

How do you make a dead baby float?

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3 scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby.

[TStoneMBD]

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?

A watermelon floats.

[Willluck]

WTD between being stuck under a pile of bricks and being stuck under a pile of dead babies?

You can't eat your way through a pile of bricks.

[Greenthumb]

whats the difference between my mother and a dead baby?

Dead babies dont wince during anal.

Love,
Greenthumb

[private joker]

Q: What's brown and crispy and taps on glass?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: What's the difference between a 2005 Jaguar and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a 2005 Jaguar in my garage.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can?
A: One dead baby in 10 trash cans.

[___SK___]

how long does it take a dead baby to explode in a microwave?

i dont know i was too busy jacking off

[Willluck]

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how lond does it take a dead baby to explode in a microwave?

i dont know i was too busy jacking off

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OMFG maybe this thread wasn't a good idea.
With that...
What is the best way to kill a baby?

A screwdriver.

[kerssens]

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how long does it take a dead baby to explode in a microwave?

i dont know i was too busy jacking off

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Wow /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[___SK___]

i knew that one might put a halt to things


at least i wasnt having sex with it, i was having sex with myself

[Willluck]

this is true

[TStoneMBD]

SK WINS

[fluxrad]

Q. What do you get when you stick a knife into a dead baby?
A. An erection.

Q. What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of coal?
A. You can't use a pitchfork on the coal.