I masturbated... [censored]....

[KaneKungFu123]

i am so ashamed. this sucks. im not getting to where i want in life doing this crap. im like a black dude on crack.

ok.

im not going to pay $25 bucks 20 [censored] times. the first 20 bastards need to come up with some sort of way to decides who gets $500. or 4 people (at the most) get $125.

[censored] you all.

[Sponger15SB]

I think I speak for everyone when I say...

What the fuc[/i]k?

[Benholio]

Take that $500 to a counselor of some sort.

[Pocket Trips]

gimme my $$$$$$ !!!!!!!!

[tbach24]

Nevermind. I think that you should send someone who is trustworthy the 500 who has the means (i.e money in neteller and a bunch of poker sites) to distributee.

[imported_CaseClosed326]

money?

[theBruiser500]

kane just ship it to me

[Yobz]

I haven't masturbated in a long time and my f'in GF is in another country for another 2 months.

[Klepton]

this is lame, we're not gonna fight over the money for your amusement, just send us 25 like you promised

this of it this way...less time ot masturbate when you're figuriung out all our names to transfer money too

[A_C_Slater]

If you don't stop I'm gonna cut it off.

[Jman28]

I honestly am embarassed to post on the same forum as you.

[BusterStacks]

You little bitch, we knew you weren't going to pay

[Phoenix1010]

I was among the first 20 and, speaking for all of us, I must say that I am deeply sorry to hear that you have not succeeded in your mission. It seems that you have the resolve to accomplish this feat, and my guess is that you will be successful next time you give it a try. Best of luck in the future. And, still speaking for all of us, Phoenix1010 deserves the money.

[Chobohoya]

I was so right!

PWN (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2365506&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=93&vc=1)

[TStoneMBD]

it was us people who posted pictures that caused this. i think the money should be distributed to us first.

[KaneKungFu123]

[ QUOTE ]
You little bitch, we knew you weren't going to pay

[/ QUOTE ]

ill send the money to 1 person if everyone can agree, and they can distribute it out.

[KaneKungFu123]

[ QUOTE ]
it was us people who posted pictures that caused this. i think the money should be distributed to us first.

[/ QUOTE ]

your picture wasnt at all attractive. i vommited.

[tbach24]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You little bitch, we knew you weren't going to pay

[/ QUOTE ]

ill send the money to 1 person if everyone can agree, and they can distribute it out.

[/ QUOTE ]

Okay, can someone dig up the original thread? I would, but I'm fat.

[KaneKungFu123]

[ QUOTE ]
I was among the first 20 and, speaking for all of us, I must say that I am deeply sorry to hear that you have not succeeded in your mission. It seems that you have the resolve to accomplish this feat, and my guess is that you will be successful next time you give it a try. Best of luck in the future. And, still speaking for all of us, Phoenix1010 deserves the money.

[/ QUOTE ]

thx man. hopefully i wont have to sih out 500 again.

is everyone ok with giving phoenix the money?

[tbach24]

Clearly it was my avatar that turned KKF on. After all, who doesn't NEED candy?

[bholdr]

Q: what do you call a black guy that can fly an airplane?

A: a pilot, you fuking racist!

[kipin]

Money here please.

[tbach24]

Original thread (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2355708&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1)


Edit- I f'ed up nvm, KKF has it. Good job for owning up BTW, KKF.

[KaneKungFu123]

[ QUOTE ]
Q: what do you call a black guy that can fly an airplane?

A: a pilot, you fuking racist!

[/ QUOTE ]
1. NLSoldier
2. Mason55
3. Busterstacks
4. Duke
5. TBach
6. rmarotti
7. Victor
8. Bugstud
9. Phoenix1010 (!)
10. jmack 13
11. Voltron87
12. Pocket Trips
13. youngndumb
14. spamuell
15. willie
16. Klepton
17. ozyman
18. Alobar
19. Billyjex
20. DontRaisePlz

seriously dude, there are 2+2 rules against racism. becareful...

[KaneKungFu123]

[ QUOTE ]
Money here please.

[/ QUOTE ]

you arent on the list you reject.

[Victor]

dude. but it is fun. so [censored] it.

[Phoenix1010]

[ QUOTE ]
is everyone ok with giving phoenix the money?

[/ QUOTE ]

If he's serious, I would send the amount to everyone else on the list who pm's me their neteller info. No reason to believe me, but I'm as trustworthy as they come.

[tbach24]

Do you have pstars? I don't have neteller

[jason_t]

[ QUOTE ]
Do you have pstars? I don't have neteller

[/ QUOTE ]

21st century dude.

[Phoenix1010]

Only Party. Dl it. And you should get a Neteller account just in general. It's useful.

[tbach24]

[ QUOTE ]
Only Party. Dl it. And you should get a Neteller account just in general. It's useful.

[/ QUOTE ]

Party min-transfer = 50. How would I go about getting neteller? This seems too complicated for me, if there is someone on the list who plays 'stars and party could you just send them 50 an have them send me 25?

[jason_t]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Only Party. Dl it. And you should get a Neteller account just in general. It's useful.

[/ QUOTE ]

Party min-transfer = 50. How would I go about getting neteller? This seems too complicated for me, if there is someone on the list who plays 'stars and party could you just send them 50 an have them send me 25?

[/ QUOTE ]

You could try www.neteller.com. (http://www.neteller.com.)

[Phoenix1010]

Yep, I'm sure someone on the list has Stars. Assuming Kane isn't pulling our legs, of course.

[tbach24]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Only Party. Dl it. And you should get a Neteller account just in general. It's useful.

[/ QUOTE ]

Party min-transfer = 50. How would I go about getting neteller? This seems too complicated for me, if there is someone on the list who plays 'stars and party could you just send them 50 an have them send me 25?

[/ QUOTE ]

You could try www.neteller.com. (http://www.neteller.com.)

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't really have access to my bank account...

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
Yep, I'm sure someone on the list has Stars. Assuming Kane isn't pulling our legs, of course.

[/ QUOTE ]
well he's pullin' something that's for sure.

[KaneKungFu123]

i didnt realize busterstacks was on the list...

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Q: what do you call a black guy that can fly an airplane?

A: a pilot, you fuking racist!

[/ QUOTE ]
1. NLSoldier
2. Mason55
3. Busterstacks
4. Duke
5. TBach
6. rmarotti
7. Victor
8. Bugstud
9. Phoenix1010 (!)
10. jmack 13
11. Voltron87
12. Pocket Trips
13. youngndumb
14. spamuell
15. willie
16. Klepton
17. ozyman
18. Alobar
19. Billyjex
20. DontRaisePlz

seriously dude, there are 2+2 rules against racism. becareful...

[/ QUOTE ]

[Phoenix1010]

Number 21 is joe826. Or just transfer 475 if you're so sold against Bstacks.

[ QUOTE ]
This is a horible habit I MUST quit. I plan to make on this bet. Completely serious.

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't doubt you'll come through, but ducking out of this one would show a big lack of motivation and integrity. I know you won't sacrifice your self respect for a few PTBB at your NL game, that you'll win back in an hour or two.

[handsome]

[ QUOTE ]
it was us people who posted pictures that caused this. i think the money should be distributed to us first.

[/ QUOTE ]

I would have to concur.

[bugstud]

I've got stars, and neteller, and empire who has a lower min

my handle on here is my handle on stars if it matters

[bwana devil]

youre not going to see the money.

he's jerking you around this time.

[Klepton]

i nominate bugstud or rmarotti, as they have spent a lot of time here and can be trusted

if they are too lazy to do it... you can send to me... i play the 15-30 so i dont care about stealing $500 and would be happy to distribute it

[tbach24]

[ QUOTE ]
I've got stars, and neteller, and empire who has a lower min

my handle on here is my handle on stars if it matters

[/ QUOTE ]

ok, are you cool to transfer me the 25 on stars if phoenix transfers you 50 on neteller after KKF transfers him the money (wow this is complicated)

[Alobar]

your ability to troll is truly amazing....I bow down to you sir

[tbach24]

I am going to bed now but if all this stuff gets finalized, my pstars name is tbach24. thanks

[Trump]

You can send $25 on Partypoker via gift certificate as well (not that it matters)

[BusterStacks]

Look, I will distribute it if you want... Stars name: Vagisil

Otherwise, I have no objections to kipin or NLSoldier

[Jman28]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Yep, I'm sure someone on the list has Stars. Assuming Kane isn't pulling our legs, of course.

[/ QUOTE ]
well he's pullin' something that's for sure.

[/ QUOTE ]

It's his weiner, you guys.

[Jman28]

Fine, give it to Phoenix

[ClassicBob]

I want my money for this. I was somewhere in the 3rd or 4th 20, so maybe I don't qualify. If I do, I'll PM whoever is distributing a name to transfer the money to.

[NLSoldier]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH /images/graemlins/grin.gif

I'd be willing to distibute if you guys trust me. Otherwise I pretty much trust whoever you pick to distribute, I dont care.

[ilya]

dude you need to see someone to figure out why masturbation makes you feel ashamed of yourself. it's not healthy.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

Don't be ashamed, be proud.

Or else get a chastity belt (http://www.stockroom.com/chastity.htm) .

[wrto4556]

[ QUOTE ]
I haven't masturbated in a long time and my f'in GF is in another country for another 2 months.

[/ QUOTE ]

It's good for your prostate, dude.

[radek2166]

LOL 2 days. How many times did you flog the dog?

[Blarg]

Now that we've heard about your masturbating, I can't wait to find out about when you clip your toenails, take a dump, or pick your nose.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

for some reason i should get said $500, despite no reply to said post. gimme.

[jokerthief]

LOL, I haven't jacked off since your last thread and I wasn't even trying. You must me a little jizz monkey.

[Toro]

[ QUOTE ]
Stars name: Vagisil

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

[Mars357]

Take the 500... buy a hand gun and some ammo....load the gun.....place the gun barrel in your mouth....pull trigger

[jakethebake]

Does a long time mean 20 minutes?

[ QUOTE ]
I haven't masturbated in a long time and my f'in GF is in another country for another 2 months.

[/ QUOTE ]

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
i am so ashamed. this sucks. im not getting to where i want in life doing this crap. im like a black dude on crack.

ok.

im not going to pay $25 bucks 20 [censored] times. the first 20 bastards need to come up with some sort of way to decides who gets $500. or 4 people (at the most) get $125.

[censored] you all.

[/ QUOTE ]

So you're lazy in addition to being a chronic masturbator? wtf?

[Voltron87]

I was one of the first 20, if this ever goes down pm me about Neteller.

[mason55]

[ QUOTE ]
I was one of the first 20, if this ever goes down pm me about Neteller.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Blarg]

Don't you remember the haiku contest?

[rmarotti]

I'd be happy to do it, but the money ain't coming. We all know this.

[tbach24]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I was one of the first 20, if this ever goes down pm me about Neteller.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

KKF, you're too slick for us. I bet you planned this out ahead of time that you would mess with us like this. Even worse, I bet you're beating off again! And to mah avatar!

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
i am so ashamed. this sucks. im not getting to where i want in life doing this crap. im like a black dude on crack.

ok.

im not going to pay $25 bucks 20 [censored] times. the first 20 bastards need to come up with some sort of way to decides who gets $500. or 4 people (at the most) get $125.

[censored] you all.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nicely done. You are a very classy individual.

Yugoslav