Most annoying?

[tbach24]

[SackUp]

Other

Polltards.

[tbach24]

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Other

Polltards.

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As soon as I saw your name, I knew you were going to make a reference to Polltards /images/graemlins/grin.gif I hope I'm not one

[TStoneMBD]

jakethebake

[tbach24]

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jakethebake

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I've never understood the dislike of jake

[SpearsBritney]

Jake's probably the most consistantly amusing poster. I wish he would put Napoleon back up though.

[tbach24]

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Jake's probably the most consistantly amusing poster. I wish he would put Napoleon back up though.

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This is exactly how I feel, I don't understand the hater against him. Seriously, TStone and all other haters, stop drinking the haterade.

[mmbt0ne]

Dead leaves, Bluewater/Nineball arrives.....

hmmmmmmmmm

[tbach24]

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Dead leaves, Bluewater/Nineball arrives.....

hmmmmmmmmm

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Holy crap, Dead's gone forever? I noticed he hadn't been posting lately, I just thought he was at teh bowling alley...is there a link to this or are you just guessing because of his absence. BTW, I think that Dead is probably closer to pokergoddess due to their misguided beliefs and/or idiotic feeling to back them up. Also, they're both bitches

[PokerGodess]

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Dead leaves, Bluewater/Nineball arrives.....

hmmmmmmmmm

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Holy crap, Dead's gone forever? I noticed he hadn't been posting lately, I just thought he was at teh bowling alley...is there a link to this or are you just guessing because of his absence. BTW, I think that Dead is probably closer to pokergoddess due to their misguided beliefs and/or idiotic feeling to back them up. Also, they're both bitches

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Nah, I'm not any of these people. Just a strategy poster gone bored...

[SpearsBritney]

he's on a posting strike until we realize how much we really love him

[TStoneMBD]

[url=http://tinyurl.com/8xrgl[/url]

[mmbt0ne]

Please fix that crap.

/images/graemlins/heart.gif

[ethan]

I guess if you're going to destroy a thread by screwing up the URL code, it might as well be this one.

[DBowling]

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Jake's probably the most consistantly amusing poster. I wish he would put Napoleon back up though.

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i agree with this post, especially the napoleon part.

[tbach24]

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Dead leaves, Bluewater/Nineball arrives.....

hmmmmmmmmm

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Holy crap, Dead's gone forever? I noticed he hadn't been posting lately, I just thought he was at teh bowling alley...is there a link to this or are you just guessing because of his absence. BTW, I think that Dead is probably closer to pokergoddess due to their misguided beliefs and/or idiotic feeling to back them up. Also, they're both bitches

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Nah, I'm not any of these people. Just a strategy poster gone bored...

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After 20 posts?

[Aytumious]

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Dead leaves, Bluewater/Nineball arrives.....

hmmmmmmmmm

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The religion spammer is apparently well known across the net. I googled the name at the end of his post.

[ThaSaltCracka]

DUDE, who fuccin cares.

[Blarg]

Blue, by a mile. I'd trust Shawn around a loaded revolver or babysitting my kids way more than I'd trust Bluewater.

[TStoneMBD]

http://tinyurl.com/cybtj

sorry guys, i was just trying to show that dead is only going to be gone for 10 days, or so he says.

[jack spade23]

tbach24, sackup believes me to be the polltard, don't worry. Apparently my awesome polls are beyond him.

[tdarko]

jakes posts are better than yours but your avatar beats his, this is a tough one.

[SackUp]

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tbach24, sackup believes me to be the polltard, don't worry. Apparently my awesome polls are beyond him.

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Hmm, lets look at your last poll

Example of Polltard Poll (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2362253&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1#Post2364541)

I don't think tbach is comforted

[tbach24]

While not a very important post, I don't think it qualifies as a polltard. If you are going to throw it out like you have been doing, then you should be stipped of the privilidge. Throw it out when some moran does a two option, where it's "Yes" or "Of course" as the answers. Those are the polltards. Also, a picture would be good. Also, does this thread count as a polltard thread (by your old standards, not the new one's that I have given you and that you must oblige too)?

[sthief09]

how did peachy not make that poll

[jack spade23]

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Hmm, lets look at your last poll



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hmmmm, lets eat my ass, dickweed. You know what?

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The Flaming Moe
"You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour urine out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel.

Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious.

You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupidity for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Maybe later in life, when you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this forum.

I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you!!!"


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with thanks to thinman

[jack spade23]

As for the OP: SackUp

[peachy]

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how did peachy not make that poll

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i know right!!! i better try harder /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[SackUp]

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Hmm, lets look at your last poll



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hmmmm, lets eat my ass, dickweed. You know what?

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The Flaming Moe
"You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour urine out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel.

Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious.

You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.

I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupidity for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of whay you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Maybe later in life, when you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this forum.

I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you!!!"


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with thanks to thinman

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Wow you just now joined a new rank of people.

Quotetard!

[SackUp]

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While not a very important post, I don't think it qualifies as a polltard. If you are going to throw it out like you have been doing, then you should be stipped of the privilidge. Throw it out when some moran does a two option, where it's "Yes" or "Of course" as the answers. Those are the polltards. Also, a picture would be good. Also, does this thread count as a polltard thread (by your old standards, not the new one's that I have given you and that you must oblige too)?

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The dude made a poll to see if he had the worst post?

If that isn't retarded then what is your definition of retarded?? That clearly qualifies as polltard.

And why do we need such a stringent definition? There has been a lot of fvcking crap clogging up OOT lately. Retarded polls being the worst of them. Especially polls talking about retarded posts. come on now, how is that not retarded??

[Blarg]

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how did peachy not make that poll

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i know right!!! i better try harder /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Show 'em your leetspeak spelling, honey.

[jack spade23]

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Wow you just now joined a new rank of people.

Quotetard!

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HehYea, you, just joined a new catergory too. PWN3D!!! Face it, i destroyed you and you're being anal about the content of polls and quotes. Lighten up.

[tbach24]

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While not a very important post, I don't think it qualifies as a polltard. If you are going to throw it out like you have been doing, then you should be stipped of the privilidge. Throw it out when some moran does a two option, where it's "Yes" or "Of course" as the answers. Those are the polltards. Also, a picture would be good. Also, does this thread count as a polltard thread (by your old standards, not the new one's that I have given you and that you must oblige too)?

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The dude made a poll to see if he had the worst post?

If that isn't retarded then what is your definition of retarded?? That clearly qualifies as polltard.

And why do we need such a stringent definition? There has been a lot of fvcking crap clogging up OOT lately. Retarded polls being the worst of them. Especially polls talking about retarded posts. come on now, how is that not retarded??

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A polltard should be:

A) one who does the "you cannot view results until time period is over"
B) someone who makes one option, or redundant one's

What jackspade did was make a really worthless poll, but it doesn't fit the qualifications of a polltard imo.

[Blarg]

Way too narrow a definition.

You gotta at least include, one who makes choices so tilted and opinionated that no selection expresses your opinion. Popular corollary to this style: some or all of those choices automatically qualify you as juvenile, hateful, stupid, accidentally ignorant, or willfully ignorant.

And, one whose choices don't even ask a question, but transparently exist just to show others how clever he thinks he is.

[tbach24]

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Way too narrow a definition.

You gotta at least include, one who makes choices so tilted and opinionated that no selection expresses your opinion. Popular corollary to this style: some or all of those choices automatically qualify you as juvenile, hateful, stupid, accidentally ignorant, or willfully ignorant.

And, one whose choices don't even ask a question, but transparently exist just to show others how clever he thinks he is.

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Good points. The polls that are non-descriptive are also really bad.

[jack spade23]

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What jackspade did was make a really worthless poll, but it doesn't fit the qualifications of a polltard imo.


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damn skippy