Ticket to any sporting event in the world or a night with any girl?

[partygirluk]

So I'm discussing this with another two plus twoer and he asks me which I rank higher, World Cup Tickets or Heidi Klum.

If I was offered either tickets to the WC final or a night of Heidi, I'd go for Heidi. But were England guaranteed to reach the final, I'd go for the ticket.

So here is the scenario:

You are offered the choice of either

i) Tickets to any sporting event in the world. You can choose one of the teams that is participating.

ii) A night of passion with anybody in the world.

there is one proviso

1) If you choose the night of passion it takes place at the same time as i) and you can't watch the sporting event.

[tbach24]

I hate going to sporting events so this is easy. Do I get to watch the game afterwards on tv?

[partygirluk]

I'd choose tickets to England in the WC final over

http://www.adoredcelebrities.com/heidi_klum/images/heidi11.jpg

but it is damn close and I could change my mind.

[DBowling]

tivo

[spamuell]

If I choose the sporting event, can I watch Heidi Klum having sex afterwards?

[partygirluk]

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If I choose the sporting event, can I watch Heidi Klum having sex afterwards?

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Nah sorry I asked her but she doesn't like people watching us.

[PoBoy321]

Tickets. I can get laid whenever I want.

[handsome]

This is really too easy. The 2nd option is priceless.

[J_V]

I can buy tickets.

[daveymck]

England in the WC Vs Choice of woman = Woman (sky+ the match and watch with a 10 second delay).

Sunderland in the CL final vs Choice of woman = CL final

[IndieMatty]

Jets Superbowl? Knicks Game 7 Finals? I already have plenty of sex. I'm going to the game. Anything other then that....Klum's gonna get it bad.

[jakethebake]

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I can buy tickets.

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Yes. This was easy.

[willie]

the woman.

in a walk.

[Yeti]

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England in the WC Vs Choice of woman = Woman (sky+ the match and watch with a 10 second delay).

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Oh come on bro. I'm sure you'd last longer than 10s with Ms. Klum.

[jba]

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Tickets. I can get laid whenever I want.

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I can get tickets to a little league game anytime I want, but that wasn't the question, was it?

[daveymck]

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Tickets. I can get laid whenever I want.

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I can get tickets to a little league game anytime I want, but that wasn't the question, was it?

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I agree to a point but you cant close your eyes and imagine you are at the World Series at a little league game, which is why for me some sporting events would easily take priority and its not even close.

[Uston]

Couldn't you just buy World Series tickets? Unless the game is at Fenway or Wrigley, it probably wouldn't cost more than $500. I'm pretty sure Jessica Alba isn't going to have sex with a complete stranger for $500 or less.

[daveymck]

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Couldn't you just buy World Series tickets? Unless the game is at Fenway or Wrigley, it probably wouldn't cost more than $500. I'm pretty sure Jessica Alba isn't going to have sex with a complete stranger for $500 or less.

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Its at the same time though so you would either have to do it in the stadium toilets (not classy but not out of the question neither) or in your seat and risk getting thrown out of the game.

[BreakfastBurrito]

Am I the only one who is unimpressed with going to live sporting events in general? I find a crowded bar almost always a better environment to watch a game than the stadium. Whenever I'm actually at the game, the reality of it being just a bunch of guys playing a game hits me pretty hard, and makes it seem pretty unimportant. Somehow, on TV the game stays bigger than life and of utmost importance.

For me, college football is the only sport where it truly kicks ass to be at the game. And perhaps if I could be guaranteed a great boxing match, I'd really want to be there too.

[doppler]

I don´t give a [censored] about sports, so this is easy.

Sex > Sports

[chaas4747]

Tivo + sex = easy decision.

[partygirluk]

For those of you who vote for sex, what kind of event would cause to decline the night of lust?

[jakethebake]

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For those of you who vote for sex, what kind of event would cause to decline the night of lust?

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A cage match. You against 100 five year olds armed with butcher knives.

[mmbt0ne]

Every team I follow has been to a championship game/series post-1998 except the Thrashers (who are brand new) and the Hawks (who just straight up blow).

While it would be nice to see the Hawks in the finals, it wouldn't be as nice as Jennifer Love Hewitt. Or maybe I could get Ashley Judd and then we could tivo the UK championship game and then watch it afterwards.

Actually, on second thought, if I could set up GT/FSU or GT/UGA in the BCS championship game, I might give up the sex to go to that. I would have to be fairly sure of a win however I think.

[BreakfastBurrito]

wouldn't being sure of a win take the fun out of it? By the way, GT/UVA 98' was the best sporting event I've ever been to. I'd give up sex to go back in time and just be at that game again.

[slickpoppa]

Sorry, I gotta go see about a girl

[mmbt0ne]

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wouldn't being sure of a win take the fun out of it? By the way, GT/UVA 98' was the best sporting event I've ever been to. I'd give up sex to go back in time and just be at that game again.

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Well, I mean I would rather bang Jennifer if Tech was a 20 point dog or something like that. So far the best game I've been to is either Auburn/GT in 03, or GT/OSU at the final four 2 years ago. I'm hoping this year's UGA/GT game cracks that list.

Worst game was VT/GT this past year. Who gives up 22 points in 6:30?

[SackUp]

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Sorry, I gotta go see about a girl

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I hope you are slapping yourself for posting this cornball line.

"how you like them apples?"

Though I do agree this is an easy choice.

I'm a diehard for sports, but watching a game just doesn't even come close.

[Boris]

with television production being what it is today, you get a much better viewing experience in front of a tv. take the girl.

[partygirluk]

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with television production being what it is today, you get a much better viewing experience in front of a tv. take the girl.

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Atmosphere

[jakethebake]

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with television production being what it is today, you get a much better viewing experience in front of a tv. take the girl.

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Atmosphere

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Yes. Obnoxious, screaming drunks fighting with their wives, buddies, and everyone else around them does improve the experience. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[apd138]

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wouldn't being sure of a win take the fun out of it? By the way, GT/UVA 98' was the best sporting event I've ever been to. I'd give up sex to go back in time and just be at that game again.

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Well, I mean I would rather bang Jennifer if Tech was a 20 point dog or something like that. So far the best game I've been to is either Auburn/GT in 03, or GT/OSU at the final four 2 years ago. I'm hoping this year's UGA/GT game cracks that list.

Worst game was VT/GT this past year. Who gives up 22 points in 6:30?

[/ QUOTE ] I'm going to have to reference the Ole Miss vs South Carolina game in 2003 in which South Carolina scored 4 td's in 13 min to still lose by 3, but also blow my cover by 3.

[maldini]

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I can buy tickets.

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Yes. This was easy.

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watching the US in a WC final would make me sh1t my pants. i would remember it forever. having sex with anyone i wanted? i've had sex with hot girls and mediocre girls. after about 6 months i cant remember which was better.

[shant]

I haven't voted yet, but there is no way this is even close.

[jakethebake]

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I can buy tickets.

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Yes. This was easy.

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watching the US in a WC final would make me sh1t my pants. i would remember it forever. having sex with anyone i wanted? i've had sex with hot girls and mediocre girls. after about 6 months i cant remember which was better.

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So you'd rather s[/b]hit your pants than have sex?

[maldini]

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I can buy tickets.

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Yes. This was easy.

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watching the US in a WC final would make me sh1t my pants. i would remember it forever. having sex with anyone i wanted? i've had sex with hot girls and mediocre girls. after about 6 months i cant remember which was better.

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So you'd rather s[/b]hit your pants than have sex?

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i'd rather sh1t my pants while watching the US play. if its between shitting my pants and sex i'd lean toward the sex.

if the poll was watch the US play in the WC final with pants full of your own [censored] or have sex with anyone once, its still not close.

[Aytumious]

I'm surprised the vote is so close.

[Yobz]

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I don´t give a [censored] about sports, so this is easy.

Sex &gt; Sports

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Here here

[Boris]

This isn't what partygirl is talking about. Atmosphere is the british euphamism for hooliganism.

[jakethebake]

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This isn't what partygirl is talking about. Atmosphere is the british euphamism for hooliganism.

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I think that's pretty much what I just described. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[BreakfastBurrito]

You can get great atmosphere in a sports bar. People are going just as nuts, plus it's warm and the food and drinks are better and much much cheaper.

[johnd192]

One night with Heidi Klum and it't not even close.

[swede123]

Let's see...

Watching http://www.comp.nus.edu.sg/~xuemingq/myInterests/jordan/michael_jordan014.jpg at the height of his career, like beating the Blazers in 1992, or getting it on with http://www.trailerland.com/images/Monica/061.jpg

I choose Monica.

Swede

[bernie]

Married

Girlfriend

Gay

Impotent

Performance anxiety

Victim of castration

Incarceration


any others?

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[car ramrod]

victim of castration. lol

Even so, I'd take the girl and have fun with her, sucks I don't have my best part, but I'd rather have Heidi Klum naked in my bed than watch a damn ball game.

[gumpzilla]

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i've had sex with hot girls and mediocre girls. after about 6 months i cant remember which was better.

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This seems to me like an issue that not enough people are addressing. Take whatever super hot chick you want, there's still not a lot of evidence to suggest she's going to be awesome in bed.

[bernie]

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Even so, I'd take the girl and have fun with her, sucks I don't have my best part, but I'd rather have Heidi Klum naked in my bed than watch a damn ball game.

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If ya don't have it between the hips, ya gotta have it between the lips. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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[jakethebake]

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i've had sex with hot girls and mediocre girls. after about 6 months i cant remember which was better.

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This seems to me like an issue that not enough people are addressing. Take whatever super hot chick you want, there's still not a lot of evidence to suggest she's going to be awesome in bed.

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there's no guarantee the sporting event isn't going to be a dud either. but bragging rights alone would make it worthwhile. and on the topic of remembering how good she was, i'm pretty sure i wouldn't forget her like i might some random bar skank.

[ddubois]

Look at it based simply on scarcity: Thousands of people attend the Superbowl every year, but it's unlikely thousands of people get to shag &lt;insert your favorite hottie&gt; every year.

[jakethebake]

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Look at it based simply on scarcity: Thousands of people attend the Superbowl every year, but it's unlikely thousands of people get to shag &lt;insert your favorite hottie&gt; every year.

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Unless you picked tara reid.

[bugstud]

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Look at it based simply on scarcity: Thousands of people attend the Superbowl every year, but it's unlikely thousands of people get to shag &lt;insert your favorite hottie&gt; every year.

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Unless you picked tara reid.

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awesome

the question is substantially tougher if you make the caveat FRONT ROW TICKETS, but meh. I still take the ass, because it's for a full night.

[dutchbrodymoss]

sex with lindsay lohan

[jakethebake]

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sex with lindsay lohan

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This is an interesting choice. She's not nearly as hott as many other's I'd choose, but I bet she's a great lay.

[jdl22]

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England in the WC Vs Choice of woman = Woman (sky+ the match and watch with a 10 second delay).

Sunderland in the CL final vs Choice of woman = CL final

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I agree with this in principle. I would go with Sevilla in the Champions League final. Any other sporting event and Salma Hayek is mine.

A key factor here is how good your favorite team is. My team is small so them making the CL final would be unbelievable (though we're looking good to make it into the CL next year), but if I liked say Real Madrid I don't think it would matter as much.

[NLSoldier]

I voted ticket because the only way I will ever have a chance to see the Vikings in the super bowl is if I take this deal and personally put them there.

[pryor15]

say it's larsen's perfect game or wilt's 100 points or something like that? do we have that option? if so...i don't know, that might change my vote.