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shawn_p

05-10-2005, 04:32 AM

drip

bicyclekick

05-10-2005, 04:33 AM

dude, knock it off.

rmarotti

05-10-2005, 04:34 AM

Press harder.

NLSoldier

05-10-2005, 04:35 AM

You should call 1-800-SUICIDE (784-2433)

24hrs a day/7 days a week

Seriously.

jason_t

05-10-2005, 04:36 AM

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Dude, you're bluffing. Knock it off now. You're sitting at home laughing at the ruckus you've caused in OOT. It was fun, it was funny, Lisa's got a great ass but stop now.

PoBoy321

05-10-2005, 04:39 AM

OK, yeah, in all seriousness, you've gotta knock this off. We've had our fun, let it go.

touchfaith

05-10-2005, 04:40 AM

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Until you prove that your worldly possesions mean nothing to you, nobody will buy this...

Let's start with your Neteller info...

Put your money where your mouth is. (just slide it in the zipper) /images/graemlins/grin.gif

shawn_p

05-10-2005, 04:40 AM

lisa i love you forever
im dying so happy
c u later
and tigger nad pooh and mellisa

bicyclekick

05-10-2005, 04:41 AM

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im dying so happy

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How the hell does that work? You just said you were crushed like 5 min ago.

shant

05-10-2005, 04:42 AM

At first I felt bad that you were killing yourself but if your final farewell includes a goodbye to "Pooh" and "Tigger" then you made the right choice.

PokerGodess

05-10-2005, 04:43 AM

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i wanna be me

05-10-2005, 04:44 AM

yeah it was funny for the first 12 hours, but now it's just creepy

BusterStacks

05-10-2005, 04:49 AM

http://www.crankycritic.com/archive/posters/firstblood.jpg

contentless

05-10-2005, 04:50 AM

What's funny is imagining the mechanics of this whole thing. Typing with one hand for 10+ minutes while slitting your wrists or cutting your throat is just about the funniest way you can die. "Well, I could just die, but I need to type out the proper message..." If anything, it's Darwinism.

Just go away.

radek2166

05-10-2005, 04:51 AM

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im dying so happy

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How the hell does that work? You just said you were crushed like 5 min ago.

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Can someone explain that 1 to me? Do you see why?

PokerGodess

05-10-2005, 04:58 AM

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BusterStacks

05-10-2005, 04:59 AM

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handsome

05-10-2005, 05:00 AM

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Shawn,
I want you to kill yourself. If you are serious, please leave a suicide note asking whomever finds you to post an angry note in OOT about how we killed you.

Thanks,
PG

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Not smart. In the rare case that he actually does kill himself, you could find yourself in jail, missy. Don't do it Shawn

jason_t

05-10-2005, 05:00 AM

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you there yet shawn?

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Edit your post and remove the picture.

PoBoy321

05-10-2005, 05:01 AM

Damn, you win.

jokerthief

05-10-2005, 05:01 AM

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Exellent work.

PokerGodess

05-10-2005, 05:03 AM

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Buster,
Your people are too sensitive.

rmarotti

05-10-2005, 05:05 AM

That must be it. . .

jason_t

05-10-2005, 05:06 AM

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Buster,
Your people are too sensitive.

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You should seriously consider killing yourself.

PoBoy321

05-10-2005, 05:07 AM

My prediction: Poker Goddess = shawn_p

jason_t

05-10-2005, 05:08 AM

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My prediction: Poker Goddess = shawn_p

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If it were a new account formed today I'd believe it.

PokerGodess

05-10-2005, 05:08 AM

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Buster,
Your people are too sensitive.

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You should seriously consider killing yourself.

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Yea, I have one hand on the knife, the other typing out my actions for OOT.

ethan

05-10-2005, 05:08 AM

It's like brandon vedas all over again. Except (i presume) less real and more trollish.

These are the chat logs - kinda long and semi-disturbing.
part1 (http://www.brandonvedas.com/ripperlog.txt)
part2 (http://www.brandonvedas.com/post-ripperlog.txt)

PoBoy321

05-10-2005, 05:09 AM

Wow, I didn't even realize that it was an old account. I just saw "Posts: 5" and assumed it was new

daveymck

05-10-2005, 05:09 AM

Didnt Ryan_21 do this as well.

jason_t

05-10-2005, 05:10 AM

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Buster,
Your people are too sensitive.

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You should seriously consider killing yourself.

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Yea, I have one hand on the knife, the other typing out my actions for OOT.

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Great. Go away attention whore.

ethan

05-10-2005, 05:12 AM

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Great. Go away attention whore.

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You can't make a post like that without including the picture:
http://www.bestofhumor.com/funnies2/attentionwhore.jpg

Much better /images/graemlins/smile.gif

philharmonic

05-10-2005, 05:13 AM

A knife? That's a gay bet.

jason_t

05-10-2005, 05:14 AM

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Great. Go away attention whore.

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You can't make a post like that without including the picture:
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Ha. Awesome. Thank you.

Klepton

05-10-2005, 05:18 AM

jason_t

05-10-2005, 05:21 AM

http://www.dagimp.org/owned/attention_whore3.jpg.jpg

PokerGodess

05-10-2005, 05:28 AM

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Carpal \'Tunnel

Reged: 11/18/04
Posts: 3229
Loc: Poking Lisa Nolan in the butt

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You should change that before shawn is found dead tomorrow and you are investigated for provoking him...

rmarotti

05-10-2005, 05:30 AM

You should seriously consider killing yourself.

Blarg

05-10-2005, 06:35 AM

Blarg

05-10-2005, 06:37 AM

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That is one hilarious picture! The pose of the guy in the hat couldn't be better.

jakethebake

05-10-2005, 09:06 AM

Did we ever get a pic of lisa posted?

IndieMatty

05-10-2005, 09:11 AM

Suicide it's a suicide
Budabuyby
Suicide it's a suicide
2X

Verse One: Frukwan

So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life was [censored] up from the first day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no [censored] reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
You [censored] up chicken, now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide

Chorus

Verse Two: Poetic

Hey you little rich kid, what's your beef?
Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief
You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep
Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap
Maybe you're a bastard child you think
Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink
Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan
But you hate lasagna and the pizza man
Now you stand on the grave digga locked and
You're singing the blues about the rough life you've got
Not
You don't wanna live no more
I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour
When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors
Turn your oven on high for about four hours
Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide

Chorus

Interlude: Scott (the Moleman) Harding:

Yep
I've said it before and I'll say it again
Life moves pretty fast
If you don't stop and look around every once in a while
you could miss it

Verse Three: RZA

Six [censored] devils stepped up playing brave God
Had the [censored] nerve to try and enta my grave yard
I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrafice
Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life
The first was convinced
Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it
Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it
Blood shot out in every direction
The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions
Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
Three and Four fell deep into spell and
Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den
Number Five said it ain't worth being alive
Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cynaide
The only one to escape was number Six
He went home
Sat in the tub and slit his wrists
Yeah, more graves to dig. Goodbye
There's no need to cry...
... cause we all die

-Skeme-

05-10-2005, 10:00 AM

Gravediggazzzzz

Zoltri

05-10-2005, 10:44 AM

Zoltri

05-10-2005, 10:50 AM

http://www.brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/attn.jpg

Dr. Strangelove

05-10-2005, 11:10 AM

This is some morbid sh!t.

On a related note: if you are going to kill yourself you should go on a cross country road trip/bank robbing odessy, try heroin, screw a bunch of hookers etc. FIRST.

PokerGodess

05-10-2005, 06:00 PM

If I was ever going to kill myself I would definitely do some heroine first.

Macdaddy Warsaw

05-10-2005, 06:03 PM

STOP IT!

Chobohoya

05-10-2005, 06:04 PM

Meant to post this last night:

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realise that I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please

The game of life is hard to play
I&#25254; gonna lose it anyway
The losing card of some delay
So this is all I have to say

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please

The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesn&#25264; hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger watch I bring

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied oh why ask me

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And you can do the same thing if you please

Man I love MASH.

PokerGodess

05-11-2005, 03:03 AM

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Meant to post this last night:

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realise that I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please

The game of life is hard to play
I&#25254; gonna lose it anyway
The losing card of some delay
So this is all I have to say

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please

The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesn&#25264; hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger watch I bring

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied oh why ask me

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And you can do the same thing if you please

Man I love MASH.

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What is the origin of this?

jason_t

05-11-2005, 03:04 AM

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Meant to post this last night:

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realise that I can see

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please

The game of life is hard to play
I&#25254; gonna lose it anyway
The losing card of some delay
So this is all I have to say

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please

The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesn&#25264; hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger watch I bring

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied oh why ask me

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And you can do the same thing if you please

Man I love MASH.

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What is the origin of this?

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Stop bumping this shawn_p.

Willluck

05-11-2005, 05:26 AM

this has got to be the most disgusting thread i have ever seen in my life...yet I can't stop myself from laughing till I can't breathe.

PokerGodess

05-11-2005, 10:21 AM

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this has got to be the most disgusting thread i have ever seen in my life...yet I can't stop myself from laughing till I can't breathe.

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Yea, this is pretty [censored] up; especially bc shawn actually killed himself

jason_t

05-11-2005, 10:23 AM

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this has got to be the most disgusting thread i have ever seen in my life...yet I can't stop myself from laughing till I can't breathe.

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Yea, this is pretty [censored] up; especially bc shawn actually killed himself

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Shawn, knock it the f[/i]uck off.

IndieMatty

05-11-2005, 10:25 AM

It's the "words" to the mash theme song.