most courageous way to die? [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

JaBlue

05-10-2005, 03:43 AM

this is mainly for shawn p so that when he kills themself he will be remembered.

How should he do it so that when people hear about it they'll go "holy [censored], that guy is hardcore!!!!"

stuff like stabbing yourself in the heart or holding your breath until you die would work but there's got to be more.

GuyOnTilt

05-10-2005, 03:43 AM

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holding your breath until you die would work

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It would?

GoT

touchfaith

05-10-2005, 03:43 AM

Hot sauce

NLSoldier

05-10-2005, 03:44 AM

Offer yourself as a guinea pig for some experimental medical procedure. (prefferably a very painful one)

JaBlue

05-10-2005, 03:45 AM

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holding your breath until you die would work

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It would?

GoT

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ok I honestly don't know if that's possible, but if someone managed to pull it off it would be pretty hardcore!!!

NLSoldier

05-10-2005, 03:46 AM

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holding your breath until you die would work

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It would?

GoT

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Actually it wouldn't. You would just pass out.

A guy my dad knew held his breath until he passed out on the last day of school in 6th grade. The kid hit his head on the concrete sidewalk and is has been mentally handicapped ever since.

Yobz

05-10-2005, 03:46 AM

Cut your head off with a chainsaw like that darwin award guy did. Hell, anything that qualifies you for a darwin award is good in my book, too.

bicyclekick

05-10-2005, 03:46 AM

i heard it's physically impossible to hold your breath until you die. I suppose if you could get yourself to pass out and fall and crack your head open...you sorta killed yourself from holding your breath...but you really can't do it by not breathing itself.

TimM

05-10-2005, 03:46 AM

Someone already posted it. The answer is drinking a bottle of pure capsaicin.

There was a guy who tied a long rope to a tree, put the other end around his neck, got in his car, and floored it. That was nasty.

Yobz

05-10-2005, 03:46 AM

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holding your breath until you die would work

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It would?

GoT

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Actually it wouldn't. You would just pass out.

A guy my dad knew held his breath until he passed out on the last day of school in 6th grade. The kid hit his head on the concrete sidewalk and is has been mentally handicapped ever since.

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That is the saddest story I have ever heard.

PoBoy321

05-10-2005, 03:47 AM

Jump on top of a grenade and save a classroom full of orphans.

Yobz

05-10-2005, 03:47 AM

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Someone already posted it. The answer is drinking a bottle of pure capsaicin.

There was a guy who tied a long rope to a tree, put the other end around his neck, got in his car, and floored it. That was nasty.

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Did he have a convertible or just leave his window open?

jokerthief

05-10-2005, 03:47 AM

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Actually it wouldn't. You would just pass out.

A guy my dad knew held his breath until he passed out on the last day of school in 6th grade. The kid hit his head on the concrete sidewalk and is has been mentally handicapped ever since.

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Funniest thing I've heard in a month.

TimM

05-10-2005, 03:48 AM

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Someone already posted it. The answer is drinking a bottle of pure capsaicin.

There was a guy who tied a long rope to a tree, put the other end around his neck, got in his car, and floored it. That was nasty.

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Did he have a convertible or just leave his window open?

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I don't recall, but I do know it took his head clean off.

NLSoldier

05-10-2005, 03:48 AM

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Actually it wouldn't. You would just pass out.

A guy my dad knew held his breath until he passed out on the last day of school in 6th grade. The kid hit his head on the concrete sidewalk and is has been mentally handicapped ever since.

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Funniest thing I've heard in a month.

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If you really think thats funny then I think there is something wrong with you.

JaBlue

05-10-2005, 03:49 AM

NLSoldier

05-10-2005, 03:51 AM

Where did your other post go bitch? Apperently you deleted it before I got my reply in.

PoBoy321

05-10-2005, 03:54 AM

Yeah, I deleted it because I realized how wrong it came out. The fact that the guy is handicapped isn't funny, but the way you told the story kills me.

InchoateHand

05-10-2005, 03:54 AM

Crashing a plane full of comparatively innocent travelers into a building full of comparatively innocent workers of all strata.

NLSoldier

05-10-2005, 03:55 AM

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Yeah, I deleted it because I realized how wrong it came out. The fact that the guy is handicapped isn't funny, but the way you told the story kills me.

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Fair enough.

To clear things up, the kid was having a contest with his friend to see who could hold his breath the longest. He wasnt trying to kill himself or anything.

jokerthief

05-10-2005, 03:59 AM

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Actually it wouldn't. You would just pass out.

A guy my dad knew held his breath until he passed out on the last day of school in 6th grade. The kid hit his head on the concrete sidewalk and is has been mentally handicapped ever since.

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Funniest thing I've heard in a month.

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If you really think thats funny then I think there is something wrong with you.

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Yeah, I realize it's cruel... but I just can't help myself. It's funny.

ethan

05-10-2005, 04:00 AM

Seppuku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku) probably counts as pretty hardcore.

JaBlue

05-10-2005, 04:09 AM

yes, hara kiri (sp?) is pretty damned awesome

Dr. Strangelove

05-10-2005, 04:12 AM

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I can just see him writing "grenade" on his shopping list.

bernie

05-10-2005, 04:18 AM

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It would?

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With props. Plastic bag over head. Rubberband around your throat to hold it on.

It's pretty.

b

Klepton

05-10-2005, 04:25 AM

my avatar

Blarg

05-10-2005, 04:30 AM

Harcore? By sucking his own wang until he choked himself to death.

I have to admit, part of me would actually admire him for being able to do it. That would be pretty hardcore. Especially when his mom found him.

dhaimon

05-10-2005, 04:44 AM

Maddox got it (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide)

dhaimon

05-10-2005, 04:45 AM

And Darwin smiles..

jakethebake

05-10-2005, 09:13 AM

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holding your breath until you die would work

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ok I honestly don't know if that's possible, but if someone managed to pull it off it would be pretty hardcore!!!

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Little kids do this all the time. They just pass out and start breathing again.

IndieMatty

05-10-2005, 09:15 AM

My post in the first blood thread is lyrically filled with ideas.

I can't believe the [censored] I miss here by sleeping.

DavidC

05-10-2005, 10:28 AM

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Jump on top of a grenade and save a classroom full of orphans.

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Bonus points for style if someone else throws the grenade.

DavidC

05-10-2005, 10:31 AM

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yes, hara kiri (sp?) is pretty damned awesome

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I don't know if it's possible to misspell a symbol.