What's' the best thing you can buy for < $2? [Archive]

handsome

05-10-2005, 01:22 AM

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A condom.

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wouldn't this be the worst thing?

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You hate sex?

brassnuts

05-10-2005, 01:22 AM

King Cobra 40oz

SippinSoma

05-10-2005, 01:22 AM

I hope you're not including cover.

SuitedSixes

05-10-2005, 01:23 AM

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King Cobra 40oz

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Word.

Publos Nemesis

05-10-2005, 01:23 AM

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King Cobra 40oz

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F' that. Steel Reserve!!!!!!!!

fluxrad

05-10-2005, 01:24 AM

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King Cobra 40oz

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F' that. Steel Reserve!!!!!!!!

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No. I'm sorry, the correct answer is Mickey's.

Yes, we were looking for Mickey's.

But we do have some lovely parting gifts.

ceyoung

05-10-2005, 01:25 AM

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A condom.

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wouldn't this be the worst thing?

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You hate sex?

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eh....thats not my point.

SippinSoma

05-10-2005, 01:26 AM

What is this King Cobra you speak of?

BWebb

05-10-2005, 01:26 AM

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A condom.

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wouldn't this be the worst thing?

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You hate sex?

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He /images/graemlins/heart.gif STD's.

brassnuts

05-10-2005, 01:31 AM

It's a malt liquor beverage.

SmileyEH

05-10-2005, 01:33 AM

Olde English >>> King Cobra

-SmileyEH

Skipbidder

05-10-2005, 01:33 AM

A steak sope from the family-owned Mexican restaurant near my house.

rmarotti

05-10-2005, 01:38 AM

Rimjob.

brassnuts

05-10-2005, 01:39 AM

OldeE > $2

SackUp

05-10-2005, 01:52 AM

Cisco.

Usually are a little more than $2 but you can find them on sale or wheel and deal with the liquor store owner.

Most [censored] up drunk you will get guaranteed! Liquid Cocaine!

Try it regardless of the price. Best 2-3 buzz you will ever have.

Snickers and Dr. Pepper otherwise - great for the late night study binge.

Alobar

05-10-2005, 01:53 AM

$2 in mexico will buy you a steak dinner and some alcohol

mason55

05-10-2005, 01:55 AM

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Cisco.

Usually are a little more than $2 but you can find them on sale or wheel and deal with the liquor store owner.

Most [censored] up drunk you will get guaranteed! Liquid Cocaine!

Try it regardless of the price. Best 2-3 buzz you will ever have.

Snickers and Dr. Pepper otherwise - great for the late night study binge.

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Holy [censored] that stuff is dangerous. We used to have "Cisco Nights" in college where we'd all drink a bottle or 2 and then go to a houseparty and just be ridiculously drunk and obnoxious.

I still drink it when I want to get really trashed.

blatz

05-10-2005, 02:25 AM

Bag of SureFine Tater Tots...to be dipped in a combo of ketchup mayo and Sriracha Rooster Sauce.
Had veal with crabmeat and a sweetbreads appetizer for dinner, and I come home and still happily hit up 24 tots, and wonder which is better.

AncientPC

05-10-2005, 02:31 AM

Dinner for 4 in China.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!

05-10-2005, 03:12 AM

hookers.

Dr. Strangelove

05-10-2005, 03:14 AM

I'm surprised the response "a blowjob from your sister" hasn't been proffered.

touchfaith

05-10-2005, 03:52 AM

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I'm surprised the response "a blowjob from your sister" hasn't been proffered.

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She charged $5

shant

05-10-2005, 03:54 AM

Steel Reserve 211 >>> All other 40s

Publos Nemesis

05-10-2005, 03:57 AM

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Steel Reserve 211 >>> All other 40s

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Agreed. Costs more $$ than cobra, but it goes down so smooth.

rmarotti

05-10-2005, 05:02 AM

Slowpitch, but a home run.

Bluffoon

05-10-2005, 06:41 AM

Snickers Bar

NoTalent

05-10-2005, 12:45 PM

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/03_03/03-03_forty_fury.htm
for a full review of your <$2 options

swolfe

05-10-2005, 12:46 PM

two soft tacos from taco bell

M2d

05-10-2005, 12:48 PM

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I'm surprised the response "a blowjob from your sister" hasn't been proffered.

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She charged $5

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did you stick it in her pooper?

M2d

05-10-2005, 12:48 PM

hotdog+soda at costco

SippinSoma

05-10-2005, 12:49 PM

I'm going there now actually. I think there's a lot of competition now with the value menu.

jakethebake

05-10-2005, 12:52 PM

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_11_billy_hobo.jpg

YourFoxyGrandma

05-10-2005, 01:10 PM

10 Wendy's nuggets.

Pocket Trips

05-10-2005, 01:11 PM

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King Cobra 40oz

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F' that. Steel Reserve!!!!!!!!

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No. I'm sorry, the correct answer is Crazy Horse .

Yes, we were looking for Crazy Horse

But we do have some lovely parting gifts.

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jakethebake

05-10-2005, 01:11 PM

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10 Wendy's nuggets.

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I prefer 10 BK nuggets, which I had for lunch yesterday BTW.

Pocket Trips

05-10-2005, 01:15 PM

if i understand the TV commercial right u can buy about 4 starving Marvin's from Sally Struthers.

Benholio

05-10-2005, 01:15 PM

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I'm surprised the response "a blowjob from your sister" hasn't been proffered.

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He said the BEST thing you can buy for < $2.

YourFoxyGrandma

05-10-2005, 01:18 PM

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10 Wendy's nuggets.

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I prefer 10 BK nuggets, which I had for lunch yesterday BTW.

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I think you're right, actually.

IndieMatty

05-10-2005, 01:26 PM

Cisco is really dangerous. I will never drink it again.

Sponger15SB

05-10-2005, 01:29 PM

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King Cobra 40oz

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F' that. Steel Reserve!!!!!!!!

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No. I'm sorry, the correct answer is Mickey's.

Yes, we were looking for Mickey's.

But we do have some lovely parting gifts.

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So you know of a magical store that sells mickey's for less than $2 a 40oz?

mostsmooth

05-10-2005, 01:35 PM

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$2 in mexico will buy you a steak dinner and some alcohol

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or a house

Victor

05-10-2005, 01:36 PM

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Steel Reserve 211 >>> All other 40s

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Agreed. Costs more $$ than cobra, but it goes down so smooth

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where i live steel reserve is only 1.09. 3 of those and im good to go.

PokerFink

05-10-2005, 02:53 PM

Taco Bell Chalupa.

jesusarenque

05-10-2005, 03:26 PM

Ten tacos and a beer. (Acapulco)

Jules22

05-10-2005, 03:51 PM

two blunt wraps

SackUp

05-10-2005, 03:53 PM

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hotdog+soda at costco

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Wow, amazing call. I'm actually gonna have to go with you on this one. $1.62 after tax for an amzing dog and all you can drink soda.

Though Cisco is still off the hook and I encourage everyone to try at least once. You won't forget that night /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Soul Daddy

05-10-2005, 03:58 PM

Large coffee and donut from Dunkin' Donuts. Even if their donuts suck, the coffee makes it worth it.

BreakfastBurrito

05-10-2005, 04:07 PM

12" sausage, egg & cheese hoagie from any of the lunch trucks in Philadelphia.

jakethebake

05-10-2005, 04:16 PM

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12" sausage, egg & cheese hoagie from any of the lunch trucks in Philadelphia.

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Ironic. BreakfastBurrito prefers a breakfast hoagie. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

BreakfastBurrito

05-10-2005, 04:36 PM

I've relocated to southern california, and my eyes were opened to new wonders.

theghost

05-10-2005, 04:41 PM