What's the proper play here?

[Popinjay]

Just received this e-mail:

Dear Mr. ---,

I have received a midterm eval from Professor --- stating that you have missed at least 10 classes this quarter already. Can you tell me what is preventing you from attending class?

I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Dean ---

[B Dids]

If SU doesn't require you to come to class, I wouldn't respond. If they do, you're screwed.

[Popinjay]

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If SU doesn't require you to come to class, I wouldn't respond. If they do, you're screwed.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well I think you're supposed to but who knows. I am confident in getting at least a B in this class anyway. This happened last quarter too with an 8:45 AM class (this class now is 9 AM) where I missed 15-20 classes but still got an A-. I'm not in any academic trouble here really but I think "they" are "concerned" for me.

[kerssens]

I don't think any of my classes were mandatory to attend, that's strange.

[B Dids]

Maybe they read your blog? /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

Here's what I do. Don't schedule classes at times I won't show up. After my 1st quarter at school, I never had another class before 10.

[willie]

dear dean -----,

I regret that my attendance for last quarter to the class in question was unsatisfactory. I had a really tough time getting cleaned up after boning your wife and still making it to class on time. I weighed out the options and decided that her old saggy box was worth a poor attendance record- she is a demon in the sack.

adulterously yours

poppinjay.

[TimTimSalabim]

Dear Dean ---,

Did you hear that? That's my skull!

Sincerely,
Mr. ---

[TheWorstPlayer]

Just send him the URL of your blog.

[The Dude]

Well, I always pulled the "In addition to my 18 units, I work 40 hours a week" card. I got out of attendance requirements for virtually all of my morning classes that way.

[Victor]

tell them that you need to catch up on sleep from playing internet poker all night.

[a500lbgorilla]

Ignore it. If they send you another, get back to us.

[Alobar]

a family member died, and you have been having a hard time coping

[Yobz]

Dear Dean,

The problem is that I am hung over from the night before, and to cure this hangover I have to drink. I can't go to class drunk, that would be rude.

-- Me

P.S. eat me.