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Gamblor
05-09-2005, 05:38 PM
im out for dinner with a girl saturday night.

she sees a license plate: GGG 777.

She goes "bad beat, set over set"

Is she retarded or do I pop the question now?
twistedbeats
05-09-2005, 05:43 PM
i think the correct play is to tell her that the g's were ahead the whole way and that it wasn't a bad beat.
drewjustdrew
05-09-2005, 05:44 PM
If we are talking strip poker, a set of Gs definitely beats a set of 7s.
IronDragon1
05-09-2005, 05:46 PM
Stick it in her pooper
bernie
05-09-2005, 05:58 PM
hey, at least she's trying. gotta give her credit for that.

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tpir90036
05-09-2005, 06:35 PM
I would check her PT stats first... if ya know what I mean. (Feel free to invent some sexual stat acronyms that could be fake PT stats... I am leaving work and don't feel like it right now.... [ok fine, here's one: VPHIP - voluntarily put hands in pants])
RYL
05-09-2005, 06:52 PM
"Put it in her mouthhh, in her mother f-ing mouthhh."
Equal
05-09-2005, 07:37 PM
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i think the correct play is to tell her that the g's were ahead the whole way and that it wasn't a bad beat.

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billyjex
05-09-2005, 07:57 PM
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I would check her PT stats first... if ya know what I mean. (Feel free to invent some sexual stat acronyms that could be fake PT stats... I am leaving work and don't feel like it right now.... [ok fine, here's one: VPHIP - voluntarily put hands in pants])

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i just want to know how often the backdoor draw comes in.
TruePoker CEO
05-09-2005, 08:00 PM
Maybe she was nearsighted and thought GGG was QQQ .... She did go out with you.
bernie
05-09-2005, 08:04 PM
What's that old joke about women being bad carpenters?

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willie
05-09-2005, 10:21 PM
i've flopped so many sets of g's...


i'm unsure.
handsome
05-09-2005, 10:47 PM
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Stick it in her pooper

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This is the correct line
magithighs
05-10-2005, 10:03 AM
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Stick it in her pooper

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This is the correct line

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Guess it would work even if she turned out to be a guy.

Cheers
Magi
Easy E
05-10-2005, 10:55 AM
You people are tough! How high do the standards have to be?
RicktheRuler
05-10-2005, 11:04 AM
Yep.
jakethebake
05-10-2005, 11:37 AM
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