Things I Hate

[diddle]

Things I hate:


Hangovers
Cell Phones
Vodka
Cheap tequila
Folding Laundry
Washing Dishes
Wiping my ass
Having to fart in mixed company
Waking up
Alarm clocks
Splitting the check up 5 ways and putting it on 5 different cards
Golf courses with houses on every hole
Gross after sex feeling
Disapproving looks while chugging beers
Getting cut off at the bar
Day long hangovers
Roxy girls, you know the type
Short people in general
Skinny girls
Last call at bars
Last Call with Carson Daly
Eating a good burrito then biting into a piece of fatty cheap meat or cartilage that you have to spit out
Coins
Super long reciepts at Best Buy
Sitcoms with unfunny fat husband and hot wife
People watch ESPN then repeat what they heard as if it's their own
Cold damp towels
Estimated taxes
Women drivers in huge SUVs on cell phones
People who don't realize repetition kills good jokes (do you see why?)
Atkins Diet
Stuart Scott
Extra 20 lbs
Thinning hair
Responding to posts by saying "Google it"
Multiple day hangovers
Sweating
Most sex/fart/dick lame jokes
Giggling at 420 or 69
"The Interpreter" movie-style dialog
Bad beat stories
Insomnia
Nagging Injuries
The word "bacne"
Obvious jokes
Scoop Jackson
Anything "edgy"
The New York Times
New Yorkers
SF Giants
Haters



That is all.

[istewart]

Black History Month needs to be on this list.

[PoBoy321]

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Gross after sex feeling

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If you ever don't feel gross after sex, you're obviously doing something wrong.

[Evan]

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The New York Times
New Yorkers
SF Giants

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Did this sequence make anyone else laugh?

[Victor]

good post in many ways.

although, i do love hangovers.

[rmarotti]

Acid cut with strychnine

[PokerFink]

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Things I hate:
Vodka
Cheap tequila
Hangovers
Day long hangovers
Multiple day hangovers


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Stop drinking the first two and the last 3 will go away =)

[diddle]

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Quote:
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Things I hate:
Vodka
Cheap tequila
Hangovers
Day long hangovers
Multiple day hangovers



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Stop drinking the first two and the last 3 will go away =)

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This one is beer related. I haven't been outside all day.

[A_C_Slater]

This list is useless if it's not in order of hatefullness. Or is it? I would put alarm clocks at the top. Nothing is more soul destroying than being awakened from a sweat soaked coma by an alarm clock.

[bisonbison]

He put haters at the end cause it's ironical.

[jakethebake]

That's a pretty damn good list.

[Uglyowl]

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Splitting the check up 5 ways and putting it on 5 different cards

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Didn't know you could do that.