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xPuns1her
05-08-2005, 10:07 PM
Ok, now last time I checked you had to be above the legally retarded intelligence minimum to use a computer and play poker online. Last time I checked $215 wasnt a penny poker game you play with Grandpa and Grandma. Somebody please tell me what the FU.CK this idiot is on (crack? herion? drunk as hell?)? What in God's name goes through someones head when they make that call (hmm.. the blinds are 10/15 and I have Ace high, I think I'm going to CALL his all in). I would pay my entire bankroll to know what exactly went through this retards head the moment he made the call. I would sell my house...

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t15 (10 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

UTG (t1000)
UTG+1 (t1000)
UTG+2 (t1000)
MP1 (t900)
MP2 (t300)
MP3 (t985)
CO (t1830)
Button (t975)
Hero (t1010)
BB (t1000)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP1 calls t15, MP2 calls t15, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises to t100</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls t90, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 calls t85.

Flop: (t327.50) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets t175</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t375</font>, MP2 folds, MP3 calls t200.

Turn: (t1077.50) 2/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> I BET ALL-IN. HE CALLS.

River: (t2077.50) 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t2077.50

HE HAD A 10 OFFSUIT BTW.

Voltron87
05-08-2005, 10:09 PM
its a bad beat. deal with it. AA?

xPuns1her
05-08-2005, 10:10 PM
No A /images/graemlins/spade.gif 10 /images/graemlins/heart.gif. I dont know why the program didnt put it in there.

xPuns1her
05-08-2005, 10:13 PM
Copy that vol?

jeffraider
05-08-2005, 10:13 PM
Hahaha you big weiner quit posting bad beats

Eric Draven
05-08-2005, 10:15 PM
Yeah, bad beats suck, they always do... But if your at the 215 learn to deal with them. Infact, be happy! You'll win that, what 97% of the time, if you keep finding people like him you'll be rich(er)

xPuns1her
05-08-2005, 10:17 PM
That wasnt my question people. I want to know if anyone could possibly shed some light on what would make any sane person make that call. What could anyone possibly be thinking to make that call... I'm quite curious. Because I dont THINK he was mentally retarded.

KingDan
05-08-2005, 10:17 PM
I'd take some time off, I don't think you will be winning for a while.
You will begin to get destroyed. You may still play smart, but your hands wont hold. Then you wont hit cards, and eventually youll go on tilt, making a call or two you normally wouldnt.I dont mean to sound stupid or like a lunatic but this is just a possible theory of mine.

xPuns1her
05-08-2005, 10:19 PM
Once again... I'm not asking for advice. It just seems like the universe is out of wack here or something.. you dont make that call with a sane mind. I WANT ANSWERS

1C5
05-08-2005, 10:20 PM
Like the real punisher would do, GET REVENGE.
Get his IP, tack him down and lay down the smack on him and everyone he knows. Live up to your name. PUNISH HIM.

xPuns1her
05-08-2005, 10:22 PM
First of all, "Revenge is an emotional response,no,this is not revenge, this is punishment." Second of all, I seriously would nt mind finding the guy and blowing his head off.

But once again.. does anyone find this odd.. no one in a sane mind makes that CALL. WTF

Freudian
05-08-2005, 10:25 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Once again... I'm not asking for advice. It just seems like the universe is out of wack here or something.. you dont make that call with a sane mind. I WANT ANSWERS

[/ QUOTE ]

So you want us to explain what someone else was thinking? What gave you the idea that we would know more about this not-yet-named persons thought process than you do?

xPuns1her
05-08-2005, 10:29 PM
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (8 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Hero (t665)
UTG (t505)
UTG+1 (t850)
MP1 (t1925)
MP2 (t640)
CO (t1035)
Button (t770)
SB (t3610)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, Q/images/graemlins/club.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t200</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, MP1 calls t465.

Flop: (t740) 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t740) 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t740) T/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t740
FA.G MC VILLAN WINS POT WITH ACE JACK

A FEW HANDS LATER, DIFFERENT $215
ahhh good old party... I'm cashing out almost all of assests... FU.CK THAT SH&gt;IT

Allinlife
05-08-2005, 10:31 PM
you are just angry and if you can't learn to cope with it, you should give up poker. I'm being serious.

pokerlaw
05-08-2005, 10:32 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Like the real punisher would do, GET REVENGE.
Get his IP, tack him down and lay down the smack on him and everyone he knows. Live up to your name. PUNISH HIM.

[/ QUOTE ]

i rarely use the "lol" term, but I actually laughed so, lol.

As to punisher, maybe the guy has a trust fund and does this for complete sh*ts and giggles. maybe he "felt" a st8 fallin, or maybe he had a hot date and figured he would bet it all with a very little chance of winning. regardless, be happy if you see him again...

Freudian
05-08-2005, 10:35 PM
Playing at the $215s and not being able to handle losing hands even if the other guy gets lucky seems quite risky. Even the ones playing $11 don't post stuff like this, you know.

jeffraider
05-08-2005, 10:36 PM
I'm honestly shocked that you play $215s when you freak out this bad over bad beats. Is there any chance at all you're a winning player, or are you just "running bad"?

EDIT: just remembered that you're the table-coach that Daliman busted. I bet the $215ers around here are very sad that you're leaving. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

kyro
05-08-2005, 10:36 PM
[ QUOTE ]
you are just angry and if you can't learn to cope with it, you should give up poker. I'm being serious.

[/ QUOTE ]

you forgot to suggest that he stop posting on this board as well. seriously punisher, after reading your posts, I'm not sure you're not the sanest person I've ever come across.

willie
05-08-2005, 10:37 PM
i'm runnin so bad

this stuff is run of the mill for me.

xPuns1her
05-08-2005, 10:41 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I'm honestly shocked that you play $215s when you freak out this bad over bad beats. Is there any chance at all you're a winning player, or are you just "running bad"?

EDIT: just remembered that you're the table-coach that Daliman busted. I bet the $215ers around here are very sad that you're leaving. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Ahh yes... I bet they are too... seeing as I just started playing them and I'm 9 for 14 ITM with 5 first places.. I just cant handle tilt and I have an anger problem. I'll go to Anger Management, come back, and then continue to rape you and your friends on party, hows that you smug bas.tard.


YES YOU JEFF.

Blarg
05-08-2005, 10:44 PM
Obviously, he was watching especially good porn on his other monitor, and he called because his head jack-knifed down on the mouse.

This happens to me all the time.

wuwei
05-09-2005, 12:05 AM
[ QUOTE ]
ahhh good old party... I'm cashing out almost all of assests... FU.CK THAT SH&gt;IT

[/ QUOTE ]

Your complete lack of understanding about this game astounds me, and inspires me all at the same time. Why am I not playing the $215s? For the love of God why not?

gh9801
05-09-2005, 12:09 AM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&amp;Number=2334905&amp;page=&amp;view=&amp;s b=5&amp;o=&amp;vc=1

this proves you're in way over your head.

Iamafish
05-09-2005, 12:17 AM
[ QUOTE ]
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&amp;Number=2334905&amp;page=&amp;view=&amp;s b=5&amp;o=&amp;vc=1

this proves you're in way over your head.

[/ QUOTE ]

Punisher,

listen to the people on this forum.

LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE ON THIS FORUM.

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 12:19 AM
The bottom line here...

I play poker as a pasttime that brings in some money. I dont play as a professional nor do I want to. I DO like to learn about poker and poker strategy interests me, BUT seeing as I am immature and have a few anger issues when it comes to poker those are two huge hurtles in the way. It frustrates me more than the average person when I sustain an awful beat or get made fun of by people on this board. Not all poker players can be emotionless or handle the swings so readily, that comes with maturity, which I obviously dont have right now. I'm trying to learn but I warning people here if I get a jackass response I'm going to give a jackass response right back. If you want to say some smug smart ass remark then keep it to yourself, just dont read my posts.

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 12:23 AM
Once again the entire point of this post wasnt for you guys to critique MY PLAY, I was looking insight into what Mr. A 10 could possibly be thinking and how anyone could possibly play poker like that. Instead it turned into a bash punisher post.

ripped
05-09-2005, 12:37 AM
And? You act like you have never had a badbeat before. Big [censored] deal. Deal with it and if you cant there is a spot on the 5+1's for you.

eastbay
05-09-2005, 12:43 AM
He was thinking his A high was good, and if not, he had a few outs. Hourly rate considerations. Who knows. Who cares?

Hero should pump fist for getting it in with the best of it, and should make a note. Hero doesn't care because hero has the bankroll to play this level, and at least knows he's a winner at the next level with over 1k games with a strong ROI. Right?

eastbay

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 12:46 AM
THANK YOU EASTBAY, YOU ARE THE MAN. Finally someone actually makes a good supportive post... my gosh ITS A MIRACLE.

thats exactly the type of responses I was looking for in the first place.

jeffraider
05-09-2005, 05:17 AM
[ QUOTE ]
THANK YOU EASTBAY, YOU ARE THE MAN. Finally someone actually makes a good supportive post... my gosh ITS A MIRACLE.

thats exactly the type of responses I was looking for in the first place.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

viennagreen
05-09-2005, 05:34 AM
You are now ignoring this user. You will no longer see the body of any of their posts.

The once and future king
05-09-2005, 05:39 AM
[ QUOTE ]
That wasnt my question people.

[/ QUOTE ]

You didnt have a question. Just a flimsy guise under which to post a bad beat.

DasLeben
05-09-2005, 05:43 AM
Try to fill up next time. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Winwood
05-09-2005, 05:48 AM
I wasn't going to reply to this as I didn't want to bump yet another bad beat post, but it got bumped anyway so...

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Even the ones playing $11 don't post stuff like this, you know.

[/ QUOTE ]

I just wanted to say, speaking for $11 players, we don't appreciate being the yardstick by which all bad players are measured.

By the way, I just played 2 tournaments and came 1st in both. Do you think my ROI is sustainable?

Freudian
05-09-2005, 06:29 AM
[ QUOTE ]
I wasn't going to reply to this as I didn't want to bump yet another bad beat post, but it got bumped anyway so...

[ QUOTE ]
Even the ones playing $11 don't post stuff like this, you know.

[/ QUOTE ]

I just wanted to say, speaking for $11 players, we don't appreciate being the yardstick by which all bad players are measured.

By the way, I just played 2 tournaments and came 1st in both. Do you think my ROI is sustainable?

[/ QUOTE ]

I am not all that far removed from $11 myself. It wasn't meant as a poke at the players playing low limit but in a completely different direction.

But the lower the limit the more complaining about bad beats and wild accusations of "Party is rigged" you see. But of course most of the players at any level is behaving well.

Winwood
05-09-2005, 06:44 AM
I was just messing with you dude...just trying to lighten an otherwise terrible thread

Edit: Which I will now stop bumping!

Freudian
05-09-2005, 06:47 AM
[ QUOTE ]

Which I will now stop bumping!

[/ QUOTE ]

And don't let it happen again!

ghostface
05-09-2005, 07:10 AM
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Ok, now last time I checked you had to be above the legally retarded intelligence minimum to use a computer and play poker online. Last time I checked $215 wasnt a penny poker game you play with Grandpa and Grandma. Somebody please tell me what the FU.CK this idiot is on (crack? herion? drunk as hell?)? What in God's name goes through someones head when they make that call (hmm.. the blinds are 10/15 and I have Ace high, I think I'm going to CALL his all in). I would pay my entire bankroll to know what exactly went through this retards head the moment he made the call. I would sell my house...

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t15 (10 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

UTG (t1000)
UTG+1 (t1000)
UTG+2 (t1000)
MP1 (t900)
MP2 (t300)
MP3 (t985)
CO (t1830)
Button (t975)
Hero (t1010)
BB (t1000)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP1 calls t15, MP2 calls t15, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises to t100</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls t90, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 calls t85.

Flop: (t327.50) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets t175</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t375</font>, MP2 folds, MP3 calls t200.

Turn: (t1077.50) 2/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> I BET ALL-IN. HE CALLS.

River: (t2077.50) 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t2077.50

HE HAD A 10 OFFSUIT BTW.

[/ QUOTE ]

He put you on A9 and thought he could free roll you in a sense.

boondockst
05-09-2005, 07:38 AM
Maybe he was going to click the "check" auto button and accidentally called your push?

boondockst
05-09-2005, 07:40 AM
My mouse slipped earlier and i did this (yes at a primitive NL25 table)..as i think further, i definitely think he had a mouse slippage

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 5 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP ($0)</font>
Button ($23.25)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($32.31)</font>
BB ($10)
UTG ($14.17)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif. Hero posts a blind of $0.1.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $0.25, Hero (poster) completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.75) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $9</font>, BB folds, Button folds.

Final Pot: $9.75

pooh74
05-09-2005, 12:37 PM
[ QUOTE ]
THANK YOU EASTBAY, YOU ARE THE MAN. Finally someone actually makes a good supportive post... my gosh ITS A MIRACLE.

thats exactly the type of responses I was looking for in the first place.

[/ QUOTE ]

read his post again...this is the second best response you have received.

Phoenix1010
05-09-2005, 12:53 PM
[ QUOTE ]
seeing as I just started playing them and I'm 9 for 14 ITM with 5 first places... I'll go to Anger Management, come back, and then continue to rape you and your friends on party

[/ QUOTE ]

I wonder if you're even aware how and why this post is so funny. If you realize it, and were just joking, then good one. If not...

[ QUOTE ]

Your complete lack of understanding about this game astounds me, and inspires me all at the same time.

[/ QUOTE ]

spiney
05-09-2005, 12:55 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (8 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Hero (t665)
UTG (t505)
UTG+1 (t850)
MP1 (t1925)
MP2 (t640)
CO (t1035)
Button (t770)
SB (t3610)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, Q/images/graemlins/club.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t200</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, MP1 calls t465.

Flop: (t740) 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t740) 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t740) T/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t740
FA.G MC VILLAN WINS POT WITH ACE JACK

A FEW HANDS LATER, DIFFERENT $215
ahhh good old party... I'm cashing out almost all of assests... FU.CK THAT SH&gt;IT

[/ QUOTE ]

He assumed you were a desperate short stack with a flush draw. Meanwhile he has ace high with a longshot straight draw. If he figured you for top or 2nd pair putting him on the draw, he would still have to assume his ace and jack are live and are 6 good outs, maybe more if he had hearts. He has your chip stack covered three times over, and who knows maybe he was 6-tabling in a gambling mood and decided to go for it.

Degen
05-09-2005, 01:09 PM
[ QUOTE ]

you are just angry and if you can't learn to cope with it, you should give up poker. I'm being serious.


[/ QUOTE ]

And never post a bad beat story again, or we will stop reading your shiznizzle all together.


Andre

Shilly
05-09-2005, 01:10 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Hero doesn't care because hero has the bankroll to play this level, and at least knows he's a winner at the next level with over 1k games with a strong ROI. Right?

eastbay

[/ QUOTE ]

Comedic plutonium.

John Hurst
05-09-2005, 02:04 PM
Wow. This is embaressing. That was me in the hand. When I put chips into the pot it's like I'm putting my babies in the pot. I've got to protect those babies! I thought you were either on a flush draw with the King of clubs and Jack of clubs or you had AA. I'm ahead of 1 hand and have outs against the other. I was 50/50 to make the straight - either you make it or you don't. Plus, I'm fairly new to the $215s and I can't have these guys pushing me around. Hope this helps. Oh and by the way I lost those chips 3 hands later when I value called allin preflop with 33 versus KK. Oh well, I hope this helps.

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 02:06 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Wow. This is embaressing. That was me in the hand. When I put chips into the pot it's like I'm putting my babies in the pot. I've got to protect those babies! I thought you were either on a flush draw with the King of clubs and Jack of clubs or you had AA. I'm ahead of 1 hand and have outs against the other. I was 50/50 to make the straight - either you make it or you don't. Plus, I'm fairly new to the $215s and I can't have these guys pushing me around. Hope this helps. Oh and by the way I lost those chips 3 hands later when I value called allin preflop with 33 versus KK. Oh well, I hope this helps.

[/ QUOTE ]

Whats your sn on party poker again? I forget?

John Hurst
05-09-2005, 02:16 PM
I'm not sure I want to give you my SN on party. You might follow me around and take all my $ and then taunt me afterwards. That would suck.

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 02:18 PM
It's "fifty9"... but wait your probably just trying to be sarcastic and funny...feeble attempt. TOAD

microbet
05-09-2005, 02:45 PM
You must be kidding. Right? If not, when exactly were you 50/50 to make the straight?

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 02:49 PM
Yeah really.. do you think your being cute and clever John Hurst.. fu.ck off loser.

John Hurst
05-09-2005, 02:53 PM
I was always 50/50 to make the straight. You either make it or don't. Simple. Poker is easy.

John Hurst
05-09-2005, 02:54 PM
It's this light hearted and easy going approach that will allow you to deal with the trials and tribulations of poker. Soldier on.

Elektrik
05-09-2005, 02:55 PM
John's right - Do You See Why?

microbet
05-09-2005, 02:58 PM
Ok, now I get it. Sometimes I make things too complicated.

Sam T.
05-09-2005, 03:02 PM
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I seriously would nt mind finding the guy and blowing his head off.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah really.. do you think your being cute and clever John Hurst.. fu.ck off loser.

[/ QUOTE ]

Okay - read your subject line, and then read the quotations above.

Now, keeping in mind that we only know you through this message board, ask yourself, "Do my posts make me seem sane?"

This is really Jason Strasser, right?

Sam

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 03:13 PM
How can you people side with John who says it 50/50 to make the straight. Its actually 4 cards in the entire deck on the river... I am missing something or is this one of the worst calls in poker.

Sam T.
05-09-2005, 03:22 PM
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How can you people side with John who says it 50/50 to make the straight. Its actually 4 cards in the entire deck on the river... I am missing something or is this one of the worst calls in poker.

[/ QUOTE ]

John's jerking your chain. Some players say things like this during the game to get the victim of the bad beat to tilt even more. I would never have thought it would work.

Try reading the Zen of Poker. Seriously. You cannot tilt like this and be a winning player.

Sam

Baked67
05-09-2005, 03:51 PM
(cough) sarcasm (cough)

Newt_Buggs
05-09-2005, 04:26 PM
I have no qualms about bumping this thread since its one of the most entertaining things I have read in a long time.

oh yeah, and:

[ QUOTE ]

Your complete lack of understanding about this game astounds me, and inspires me all at the same time. Why am I not playing the $215s? For the love of God why not?

[/ QUOTE ]

seriously though, you admit that that you play recreationally but you play at the $200s......

this makes me want to follow in cardshark's footsteps and just give the 200s a shot for the hell of it and see how I do (except that I wont because my risk tollerance isn't high enough)

Hugh Stamp
05-09-2005, 04:30 PM
The only conclusion that I can come to as to why people rant about these happenings is that they truly have no concept on where the money comes from in poker. I am sure you also berated him in chat after his victory over your QQ which is the second most thing that confuses me about some poker players. This isn't the worst or the first bad beat in poker history. Spend more time revising your play instead of trying to get a psycological profile on your opponents.

Freudian
05-09-2005, 04:57 PM
This was from a guy I beat with AQ vs KK (http://web.telia.com/~u18112987/message.jpg).

octaveshift
05-09-2005, 05:01 PM
who here can say they never got a little tilty and sucked out on the other end of a hand like this?

nice to see that people are loose on the higher tables too (i play $10/1)

John Hurst
05-09-2005, 05:08 PM
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How can you people side with John who says it 50/50 to make the straight. Its actually 4 cards in the entire deck on the river... I am missing something or is this one of the worst calls in poker.

[/ QUOTE ]

My buddies and I had a business idea to create a sarcasm font. This font would be multicolor and silly looking. I am beginnning to realize we really need this font for online poker chat and internet forums.

dfscott
05-09-2005, 05:13 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Maybe he was going to click the "check" auto button and accidentally called your push?

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't laugh -- I did something similar (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&amp;Number=2331426&amp;page=&amp;view=&amp;s b=5&amp;o=&amp;vc=1) the other day when I was playing too many tables (learned my lesson).

Newt_Buggs
05-09-2005, 05:42 PM
[ QUOTE ]


My buddies and I had a business idea to create a sarcasm font. This font would be multicolor and silly looking. I am beginnning to realize we really need this font for online poker chat and internet forums.

[/ QUOTE ]
yes, that would be a good idea for some posts, but I really don't think your post needed it. I really was laughing in front of my comp when i read the "poker is easy" line at the end. We all mistakes, but its still sad that some people could read your post as serious.

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 05:50 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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How can you people side with John who says it 50/50 to make the straight. Its actually 4 cards in the entire deck on the river... I am missing something or is this one of the worst calls in poker.

[/ QUOTE ]

My buddies and I had a business idea to create a sarcasm font. This font would be multicolor and silly looking. I am beginnning to realize we really need this font for online poker chat and internet forums.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes you probably should seeing as nearly every single post on this forum is complete sarcasm. Why dont we all just assume everything said at this forum is sarcasm that would be easier. I mean it really helps people play poker better, whats better than constructive sarcasm.. good old sarcasm.

oh and fu.ck you john, once again.

augie00
05-09-2005, 06:03 PM
I didn't read the post, but will someone please call the WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULE NCE?

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 06:06 PM
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I didn't read the post, but will someone please call the WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULE NCE?

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oh man I laughed out loud when I read this... your an idiot.

Degen
05-09-2005, 06:06 PM
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John Hurst
05-09-2005, 06:10 PM
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oh and fu.ck you john, once again.

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The first time you told me this it shocked me to the core. Made me re-examine my place on this forum and in life in general. The second time - Meh no feeling whatsoever. I'm so ja.ded.

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 06:10 PM
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FieryJustice
05-09-2005, 06:10 PM
Ok...I am actually going to give this guy a serious post, as I think that may be what he needs.
First off, i hope you know that your ROI and ITMs over your last 10 games or whatever it is not sustainable...
Secondly, I used to have a severe anger problem much like punisher and it drove me crazy when people out drew me. It took me losing a 10K bankroll once then having a 7K downswing recently to fully understand that if people did not make horrid plays, I would not be able to make money. Now when people push or call my push with total crap, I just laugh at it when I lose and mark down another loss with no thought about it. After 1000 or so games you will start noticing that you are making money while I am sure the people that made the bad plays are not. I guess what I am saying here is that you should not be mad when you get outdrawn...it happens. That is part of the game. I used to wonder why I always got outdrawn so much...It is because I always get in with the best hand. I dont ever have the chance to outdraw people because I try not to get all my money in with a 2% chance of winning.
Thirdly, grow up. No one wants another random kid running around dissing people because they responded assholeishly to their post. Get over it...some people are asses and get mad when people post bad beat stories. As for how people call you with nothing, it is pretty simple...They dont know what they are doing. Be glad they dont.

Jcardshark

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 06:13 PM
Great post. I'll never post another bad beat on this forum again, I learned my lesson about how many sarcastic idiots are here who think they are funny. I'm on the downswing right now as you described. I am confident I will get out of it. Thanks for the encouragement.

pooh74
05-09-2005, 06:41 PM
yes...easy fold

oops sorry..wrong thread...

xPuns1her
05-09-2005, 06:58 PM
cool... more sarcasm, (read: your a toad).