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Blackjack
05-08-2005, 05:36 PM
I was in Quebec about 2 years ago looking at McGill.. The French snobs up there have to be the biggest assholes ever. Policemen giving wrong directions purposefully, weird looks from snobby french people..

And they all speak this really weird language that I don't understand.

ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA - do you speak it?

Blackjack

kerssens
05-08-2005, 05:39 PM
So Canada is your least favorite country?

kenberman
05-08-2005, 06:09 PM
despite efforts to the contrary, Quebec is not a country.

istewart
05-08-2005, 06:10 PM
The correct answer is India.

scott8
05-08-2005, 06:12 PM
Portugal, armpit of Europe.

SpearsBritney
05-08-2005, 06:14 PM
P.S. your girlfriend in your avatar is from Quebec

kenberman
05-08-2005, 06:17 PM
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P.S. your girlfriend in your avatar is from Quebec

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that is hysterical

jakethebake
05-08-2005, 06:19 PM
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P.S. your girlfriend in your avatar is from Quebec

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that is hysterical

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HAHAHAHA PWNED!!!!

PoBoy321
05-08-2005, 06:33 PM
Those [censored] frogs.

I swear, we should've just let the Germans have their way with them in WWII.

Fabian
05-08-2005, 06:36 PM
USA

Drunk Bob
05-08-2005, 06:37 PM
Northern Virginia.

tbach24
05-08-2005, 06:37 PM
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weird looks from snobby french people..

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And they all speak this really weird language that I don't understand.

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05-08-2005, 07:52 PM
Atlantic City on Christmas Eve.

Jazza
05-08-2005, 07:57 PM
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USA

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yeah, except when it comes to poker, then it's my favourite country

jakethebake
05-08-2005, 07:58 PM
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USA

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Yea. Everyone says this...until they want something from us.

theBruiser500
05-08-2005, 08:30 PM
bahamas, nassau. fattest place i've ever been by far

Blackjack
05-08-2005, 08:33 PM
Wtf.. No way she's a Quebecian....

I know Quebec isn't a country but they're trying to seceed and have been for the past 10 years or so.

let them be their own country - they spoil canadia's goo name.

Blackjack

fluxrad
05-08-2005, 08:41 PM
Kansas.

SackUp
05-08-2005, 09:40 PM
"I don't know Lloyd. The French are Assholes."

Matty
05-08-2005, 09:43 PM
France, followed closely by Israel.

tbach24
05-08-2005, 09:47 PM
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France, followed closely by Israel.

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Why Israel? I've heard nothing but good things from people that went there (well, they were all Jewish..)

Brain
05-08-2005, 09:59 PM
Elisha's IMDB Link (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193846/)

SpearsBritney
05-08-2005, 10:04 PM
Born in Alberta, grew up in Quebec

Fabian
05-08-2005, 10:26 PM
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USA

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yeah, except when it comes to poker, then it's my favourite country

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Agreed.

HopeydaFish
05-08-2005, 10:28 PM
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And they all speak this really weird language that I don't understand.

ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA - do you speak it?


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About 95% of Montrealers (that's where in Quebec this rocket scientist was) speak fluent english. Many english Montrealers don't speak a word of french and are able to get along just fine.

pryor15
05-08-2005, 10:29 PM
Texas

Arnfinn Madsen
05-08-2005, 10:38 PM
Hi,
So many perspectives on this:
Foodwise: definately Russia
Businesswise: Belgium
Politically: US
Girls: India
Tourist-wise: Germany
Taxidriver-wise: Italy

daryn
05-08-2005, 11:16 PM
i love how everyone outside the US thinks the american players are the fish, and all the americans think that the foreigners are the fish.

Gamblor
05-08-2005, 11:26 PM
whiny bitches generally don't do well there. you gotta take what you want.

Always Rockets
05-08-2005, 11:29 PM
Pakistan, only because Tom Green wants to sew soccer balls there...man do I hate tom green

rmarotti
05-08-2005, 11:31 PM
Grenada. Do you see why?

BigD226
05-08-2005, 11:34 PM
http://lp.typepad.com/lopsided/images/f_the_french.jpg

Jazza
05-09-2005, 02:45 AM
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i love how everyone outside the US thinks the american players are the fish, and all the americans think that the foreigners are the fish.

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for the record, i don't think this, it's just that the US has the most fish simply cause the US has the most poker players, i have no idea how the average player's compare from country to country

Matty
05-09-2005, 02:49 AM
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France, followed closely by Israel.

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Why Israel? I've heard nothing but good things from people that went there (well, they were all Jewish..)

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Ianco15
05-09-2005, 02:56 AM
North Korea followed distantly by Singapore and Saudi Arabia.

Jazza
05-09-2005, 03:01 AM
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North Korea followed distantly by Singapore and Saudi Arabia.

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whoa, what's the beef with Singapore?

Ianco15
05-09-2005, 03:03 AM
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North Korea followed distantly by Singapore and Saudi Arabia.

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whoa, what's the beef with Singapore?

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They have all these crazy laws. For example you can't chew gum in public, wtf is that?

PokerFink
05-09-2005, 03:07 AM
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North Korea followed distantly by Singapore and Saudi Arabia.

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whoa, what's the beef with Singapore?

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They have all these crazy laws. For example you can't chew gum in public, wtf is that?

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They also have very harsh, barbaric punishments. I woulden't be surprised if the penalty for this was getting your tounge cut out.

wacki
05-09-2005, 03:19 AM
France, followed by Iran. Keep in mind that Iran, a country who has a congress that breaks out in chants of "Death to America", is second to France on this list.

Rick Nebiolo
05-09-2005, 05:34 AM
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France, followed by Iran. Keep in mind that Iran, a country who has a congress that breaks out in chants of "Death to America", is second to France on this list.

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Stick in North Korea and you have a good list /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

~ Rick

Peter
05-09-2005, 05:47 AM
And the laws in the USA are not crazy?

In Arizona it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.
Also from Arizona, if a person is caught stealing soap, they must wash themselves until it is all used up.
In California, it is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
In Devon (yes there is a place called Devon in the US), it is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.

For more, see Weird Laws (http://www.mundayweb.com/weirdlaws.php)

Peter

jokerthief
05-09-2005, 06:31 AM
Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Germany, France, Holland, Belgium, UK, Ireland, Spain, Italy, Portugal, Monaco, Switzerland, Austria, Chech Republic, Poland, Greece, Finland, Iceland, Estonia, Bulgaria, Belarus, Slovakia, Croatia, Albania, Luxemburg, Andorra, Vatican City, Hungary, Romania, Lithuania, Ukraine, Albania, Lichtenstein, Latvia, Moldova, San Marino, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Macedonia, Malta, and Serbia Montenegro are all tied for last.

Jazza
05-09-2005, 06:35 AM
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North Korea followed distantly by Singapore and Saudi Arabia.

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whoa, what's the beef with Singapore?

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They have all these crazy laws. For example you can't chew gum in public, wtf is that?

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so don't chew gum in public, you can wait a couple hours until you're in private right?

strict laws also have it's pros, i hear it's super clean there

masonx
05-09-2005, 07:22 AM
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despite efforts to the contrary, Quebec is not a country.

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rofl

nicky g
05-09-2005, 07:33 AM
Tie between England and Germany.

Whoever said Portugal should be shot.

dhaimon
05-09-2005, 08:37 AM
Politically: USA &amp; North Korea
Culturally: France
Language: Denmark

xadrez
05-09-2005, 09:08 AM
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Whoever said Portugal should be shot.

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Either theyve never been there or, more likely, were lobotomized...

J_V
05-09-2005, 09:10 AM
I not up on pwnedage. But that can't be good enough.

jakethebake
05-09-2005, 09:19 AM
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Texas

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I assure you, people in Texas wished more foreigners felt this way.

HopeydaFish
05-09-2005, 10:32 AM
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And the laws in the USA are not crazy?

In Arizona it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.
Also from Arizona, if a person is caught stealing soap, they must wash themselves until it is all used up.
In California, it is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
In Devon (yes there is a place called Devon in the US), it is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.

For more, see Weird Laws (http://www.mundayweb.com/weirdlaws.php)

Peter

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The difference between the laws you mentioned and the chewing gum law in Signapore is that the loony US laws aren't actively enforced.

Also, many of the laws that are listed in those "Loony Laws" lists are either complete fabrications, extreme interpretations of real laws, laws that are no longer on the books, or are laws that were enacted for specific reasons many many years ago and were never removed from the books.

For instance, you'll often see quoted a law where it is "illegal to ride a (insert bizarre animal here) through town". In reality, the law says that you can't ride *any* animal through town, but was written specifically with horses in mind (but they thought they'd cover all their bases by specifying "any animal"). The loony laws site will then twist it around to say "In Syracuse NY, it is illegal to ride a giraffe through town".

igotskillz.calm
05-09-2005, 10:39 AM
lets see
France sold weapons to iraq, isrealis think they are special {as long as isrealis think they own heaven arabs will continue to send them there} North Korea is just a large Asian street gang , iran sux , canada is the retarded kid brother of the usa , Saudi arabia may be waking up to the fact that they have sponsored just about all of the worlds terrorism , well the rest of us are figuring it out , where do terrorists get 100's of millions ?? Spain runs with the bulls in a macho attempt to make up for lack of stature in many areas .

I guess the special pukes that live in isreal are the worst. I don't know why our world does anything for them, Let them swim alone. God does not care who your daddy is/was and has no earthly zoning laws that predetermine a "special" place in heaven.

2planka
05-09-2005, 10:41 AM
Lesotho. Just join S. Africa, for cryin out loud.

Peter
05-09-2005, 11:22 AM
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The difference between the laws you mentioned and the chewing gum law in Signapore is that the loony US laws aren't actively enforced.


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Apparently they are (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=2350429&amp;page=0&amp;view=colla psed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=7&amp;fpart=1)

AncientPC
05-09-2005, 01:22 PM
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Texas

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I assure you, people in Texas wished more foreigners felt this way.

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"Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word." -John Steinbeck

wacki
05-09-2005, 01:23 PM
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Tie between England and Germany.

Whoever said Portugal should be shot.

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Aren't you from England?

AllIn3High
05-09-2005, 01:31 PM
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Politically: USA &amp; North Korea
Culturally: France
Language: Denmark

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What's wrong with danish? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

skp
05-09-2005, 04:08 PM
Given that India has had about 4 Miss World or Miss Universe winners in the past 10 years or so, I would have to think that there might be a country or two out there with worse looking chicks.

The 4 winners are Sushmita Sen, Aishwarya Rai (who recently starred in Bride and Prejuice), Lara Datta, and Priyanka Chopra. Priyanka is a real hottie. I would direct you to links but I have no idea how to do that stuff.

I've never been to the other countries you mentioned so I'll take you word on that.

skp
05-09-2005, 04:14 PM
I apparently forgot a couple of other recent Indian winners: Diana Hayden and Yuktha Mookhey or something like that.

HopeydaFish
05-09-2005, 04:22 PM
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Given that India has had about 4 Miss World or Miss Universe winners in the past 10 years or so, I would have to think that there might be a country or two out there with worse looking chicks.

The 4 winners are Sushmita Sen, Aishwarya Rai (who recently starred in Bride and Prejuice), Lara Datta, and Priyanka Chopra. Priyanka is a real hottie. I would direct you to links but I have no idea how to do that stuff.

I've never been to the other countries you mentioned so I'll take you word on that.

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In a country of almost a billion people, there's bound to a few hotties. It's the other 900+ million uggoes that are the problem.

AncientPC
05-09-2005, 04:42 PM
Doesn't mean average hotness is on the higher end of the scale.

skp
05-09-2005, 04:47 PM
Well sure, if you take pics in National Geographic or something as your barometer. The poor folk they focus on have some worries over and above dolling themselves up.

As I said, 6 winners over the past 10 years in the 2 most prestigious pageants is an indication that the country does have its fair share of lookers. You would find plenty of evidence of that in the Mumbai, Bangalore etc. nightclubs.

Of course, I am Indian and therefore biased.

But I'll say one thing: Indian porn stars have got to be the ugliest things around. Again, the XXX film-makers scour the villages for these spots and just pay the "uggoes" a few rupees or whatever because no educated types (those who have the money to care about their looks) will do porn in India.

jesusarenque
05-09-2005, 04:50 PM
Least favorites: Israel, England

Favorites: Spain, France

thatpfunk
05-09-2005, 05:46 PM
Middle America, from St. Louis to Denver.

I felt like I was on another planet.

Lazymeatball
05-09-2005, 05:56 PM
Man, how have so many of you missed out on the obvious choice of most of central africa, and I'll list Zimbabwe specifically, mostly because of the that thugocracy run by Robert Mugabe.