fat chick

[augie00]

hello everyone. i am seveerly wasted and i just hooked up with a fat chick. she gave amazing head. i walked her home and came back and what do you know the first thting i do is post about it on 2+2 my room was here the whole time. my roommate is sleeping. wow. this is messed up. i want steak n shake.

[Stuey]

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i just hooked up with a fat chick

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Fat chicks rule ! wtg

[thatpfunk]

Tomorrow you're going to wish you had just jerked off.

[PoBoy321]

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i just hooked up with a fat chick. she gave amazing head.

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They always do.

[BreakEvenPlayer]

Did she break your chair?

[Robnaldo]

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i just hooked up with a fat chick. she gave amazing head.

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They always do.

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Cause they suck you off like it's the last dick they'll ever suck.

[Matty]

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i just hooked up with a fat chick. she gave amazing head.

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They always do.

[/ QUOTE ]That was going to be my post exactly...

[MEbenhoe]

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Tomorrow you're going to wish you had just jerked off.

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and that you hadn't told us all about it.

[PoBoy321]

Sorry, but the correct answer was: Why do fat chicks give good head? Because they have to.

[Jack of Arcades]

Alternate answer: Because they're hungry.

[Matty]

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Sorry, but the correct answer was: Why do fat chicks give good head? Because they have to.

[/ QUOTE ]I think it's mostly just the bigger mouths, lips and tongues.

The worst is dating a tiny little girl with a fuckable face only to find out her damn mouth is too small to not scrape her teeth even ten seconds.

I've also heard that guys give the best head because of this, and also they know exactly what to do.

[PoBoy321]

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The worst is dating a tiny little girl with a fuckable face only to find out her damn mouth is too small to not scrape her teeth even ten seconds.

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Yeah, that's always brutal.

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I've also heard that guys give the best head because of this, and also they know exactly what to do.

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Hi BigSteve.

[Matty]

Living, Learning, Laughing.

[augie00]

dude update.

i just got back from steak n shake. said fat chick has a boyfriend, is apparently not a slut. wow. i am such a [censored]' homewrecker. I am starting to sober ups.. something tells me that ineed to get drunk agian. it is 4:30 in the morning. i want to got o sleep. fat chicks need lovin too, they just gotta pay (unless you are wasted)


YEAH BOY PICK UP THE PHONE

FLAVA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV

[Spladle Master]

Bastard.

[Wozza]

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The worst is dating a tiny little girl with a fuckable face only to find out her damn mouth is too small to not scrape her teeth even ten seconds.

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Let me get this straight. You're saying that here's such a thing as BAD head..?

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I've also heard that guys give the best head because of this, and also they know exactly what to do.

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Too much information...

[Jack of Arcades]

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Let me get this straight. You're saying that here's such a thing as BAD head..?

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Very much yes.

[miajag81]

You must not have had very much head if you think there is no such thing as bad head.

[augie00]

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Tomorrow you're going to wish you had just jerked off.

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and that you hadn't told us all about it.

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It is 10:45 now. I am still a little drunk. I do not regret anything. She does not have a boyfriend. That was a silly rumor and my friend was wasted. No regrets; fat chicks need lovin' too!

[peachy]

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i just hooked up with a fat chick. she gave amazing head.

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They always do.

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this is all everyone ever says here....is it b/c all most of u have ever been with is fat chicks so u know no different??? and even though its been the main source of most of u guys a$$ u still insult them for being fat...odd

its not causation and coorelation

And how "big" a girl is has nothing to do with her jaw...tongue or mouth size....jeez

[augie00]

i didn't insult her. it was great! hahahahahahaha

[gorie]

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And how "big" a girl is has nothing to do with her jaw...tongue or mouth size....jeez

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i thought that was pretty funny too.

[handsome]

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i just hooked up with a fat chick. she gave amazing head.

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They always do.

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this is all everyone ever says here....is it b/c all most of u have ever been with is fat chicks so u know no different??? and even though its been the main source of most of u guys a$$ u still insult them for being fat...odd

its not causation and coorelation

And how "big" a girl is has nothing to do with her jaw...tongue or mouth size....jeez

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Haha @ fat peachy

[Luv2DriveTT]

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Let me get this straight. You're saying that here's such a thing as BAD head..?

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Yes. Just think braces.

Worst
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I've also heard that guys give the best head because of this, and also they know exactly what to do.

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that's gay.

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[Luv2DriveTT]

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And how "big" a girl is has nothing to do with her jaw...tongue or mouth size....jeez

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I agree, but there is a correlation with how much she can act like a hover!

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[Stuey]

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and even though its been the main source of most of u guys a$$ u still insult them for being fat...odd


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We insult the bone racks also every compliment we make of a fat chick has a infered insult to the rest of the worlds women snuck in there. Fat chicks give good head. All other chicks give sub par head.

The only reason fat chicks are better is because they are happy. Drunk skinny chicks are also great but when they sober up they change back. Fat chicks are happy because they live life the way they want. They don't eat less just to look a certian way. And they give head like they are enjoying it not like they owe it to us.

Skinny or fat I think your a exception peachy as any lady that can read the crap posted here has a great sense of humor. Yah, that was me trying to score with peachy! /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[gorie]

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Yes. Just think braces.
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not necessarily... i have braces, i know my boyfriend sure still likes it!!!
but i can definitely understand.. it's easier without metal in the mouth, you know..

[augie00]

my god. i am completley baked right now, and that's the best post i've ever read on 2+2. ever.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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my god. i am completley baked right now, and that's the best post i've ever read on 2+2. ever.

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U must be baked.... nice!

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[augie00]

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Did she break your chair?

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BEP,

We did not do anything in the chair. When there is a fat chick involved, only ONE person to the chair at a time!!!

[augie00]

Now that you mention the chair, I just remembered how someone spilled a beer on it, I was super pissed.

[peachy]

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i just hooked up with a fat chick. she gave amazing head.

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They always do.

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this is all everyone ever says here....is it b/c all most of u have ever been with is fat chicks so u know no different??? and even though its been the main source of most of u guys a$$ u still insult them for being fat...odd

its not causation and coorelation

And how "big" a girl is has nothing to do with her jaw...tongue or mouth size....jeez

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Haha @ fat peachy

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yes im HUGE...ive told u before i weight near 600lbs

[Luv2DriveTT]

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i just hooked up with a fat chick. she gave amazing head.

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They always do.

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this is all everyone ever says here....is it b/c all most of u have ever been with is fat chicks so u know no different??? and even though its been the main source of most of u guys a$$ u still insult them for being fat...odd

its not causation and coorelation

And how "big" a girl is has nothing to do with her jaw...tongue or mouth size....jeez

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Haha @ fat peachy

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yes im HUGE...ive told u before i weight near 600lbs

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Then how come the doctor says only on top? (inside joke... deep inside)

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[gorie]

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yes im HUGE...ive told u before i weight near 600lbs

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you could always just say 150 lbs it carries the same effect.

[Stuey]

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yes im HUGE...ive told u before i weight near 600lbs

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Don't think this scares me.

[peachy]

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yes im HUGE...ive told u before i weight near 600lbs

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you could always just say 150 lbs it carries the same effect.

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uummm not really cause i have a girl friend whos 5'9 and is 159 and is a size 2. Alot depends on height, if u work out, etc. When i was "skinny" i was extremely athletic...gym, endurance racing, repelling, swimming, water sports, etc. and i weighted about 120-140 throughout the year, the time of year i did less sports (no water sports in the winter!) i weighted less b/c of muscle mass...but my "size" didnt change ANY

being a "girl" id figure ud know that...thats a guy comment - ie. misconseption

[Richie Rich]

A: They're both fun to ride, until a friend sees you. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[gorie]

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uummm not really cause i have a girl friend whos 5'9 and is 159 and is a size 2. Alot depends on height, if u work out, etc. When i was "skinny" i was extremely athletic...gym, endurance racing, repelling, swimming, water sports, etc. and i weighted about 120-140 throughout the year, the time of year i did less sports (no water sports in the winter!) i weighted less b/c of muscle mass

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i know /images/graemlins/wink.gif i was mocking the guys here that were saying 150+ = "fat chick" ... just trying to say you don't have to exaggerate to 600 to get guys to think that is fat. they already think 150 is fat..

i'm 5'11 i'd be happy if i weighed 150...

[peachy]

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Then how come the doctor says only on top? (inside joke... deep inside)

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har har FU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peachy]

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uummm not really cause i have a girl friend whos 5'9 and is 159 and is a size 2. Alot depends on height, if u work out, etc. When i was "skinny" i was extremely athletic...gym, endurance racing, repelling, swimming, water sports, etc. and i weighted about 120-140 throughout the year, the time of year i did less sports (no water sports in the winter!) i weighted less b/c of muscle mass

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i know /images/graemlins/wink.gif i was mocking the guys here that were saying 150+ = "fat chick" ... just trying to say you don't have to exaggerate to 600 to get guys to think that is fat. they already think 150 is fat..

i'm 5'11 i'd be happy if i weighed 150...

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k glad were on the same page

[Luv2DriveTT]

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Then how come the doctor says only on top? (inside joke... deep inside)

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har har FU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Stuey]

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i'm 5'11 i'd be happy if i weighed 150...

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Don't you get it we don't like skinny or fat chicks we like HAPPY chicks. Just be what you are and be happy.

[PoBoy321]

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Don't you get it we don't like skinny or fat chicks we like HAPPY chicks. Just be what you are and be happy.

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What with this WE bullsiht white man? Speak for yourself.

[gorie]

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Don't you get it we don't like skinny or fat chick we like HAPPY chicks. Just be what you are and be happy.

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i was responding more towards this attitude represented in another thread:[ QUOTE ]
But how many of us would nail a chic that was 150+??

[/ QUOTE ] which seems to be pretty typical. do i think that ALL guys think this way ? NO! so yes i "get it" that there are some decent guys out there that aren't obsessed with thinking all girls should look like the retouched models they're use to looking at in pictures.

also, i DIDN'T mean "i'm 5'11 i'd be happy if i weighed 150..." as in "i am unhappy now, but if i weighed 150 i would be a happy person." i meant it like "150 would be a weight i would be happy with at my height." you know ??

anyway...

[Stuey]

Yah never take me serious I'm just playing. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[gorie]

besides i'm afraid to lose the 30 lbs i need to lose now because i don't want to end up with a miniature tongue and thin lips :\

[TimM]

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besides i'm afraid to lose the 30 lbs i need to lose now because i don't want to end up with a miniature tongue and thin lips :\

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You'll just have to find some way to keep them in shape. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Blarg]

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yes im HUGE...ive told u before i weight near 600lbs

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you could always just say 150 lbs it carries the same effect.

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uummm not really cause i have a girl friend whos 5'9 and is 159 and is a size 2. Alot depends on height, if u work out, etc. When i was "skinny" i was extremely athletic...gym, endurance racing, repelling, swimming, water sports, etc. and i weighted about 120-140 throughout the year, the time of year i did less sports (no water sports in the winter!) i weighted less b/c of muscle mass...but my "size" didnt change ANY

being a "girl" id figure ud know that...thats a guy comment - ie. misconseption

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140 pounds and a weight shifting up and down 20 pounds at a time makes me highly doubtful you have a very workable definition of the word "skinny."

[Sully]

[quoteI've also heard that guys give the best head because of this, and also they know exactly what to do.

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Oh man....you will never live this down.

[augie00]

Oh my god, excuse me, can we just get back on the flippin' subject, I hooked up with a fat chick

[thatpfunk]

Hahahaha 5'9' 160 is fat. Whatever helps you sleep.

Start throwing up, it does great things for your social life.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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besides i'm afraid to lose the 30 lbs i need to lose now because i don't want to end up with a miniature tongue and thin lips :\

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TMI.

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[gorie]

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besides i'm afraid to lose the 30 lbs i need to lose now because i don't want to end up with a miniature tongue and thin lips :\

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TMI.

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what part is too much info ? the part where i say i need to lose 30 lbs, or the part were i make fun of a previous post ?
i don't get it. !

[Luv2DriveTT]

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besides i'm afraid to lose the 30 lbs i need to lose now because i don't want to end up with a miniature tongue and thin lips :\

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TMI.

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what part is too much info ? the part where i say i need to lose 30 lbs, or the part were i make fun of a previous post ?
i don't get it. !

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Think dirtier... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[gorie]

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Think dirtier... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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yeah, the dirty part is where the original comment came from. i was being funny in that guys think weight actually affects tongue size/lip size for giving bjs... which is pretty ridiculous. if implying i'd rather have a normal sized tongue and big lips is TMI , i apologize...

anyway...

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Hahahaha 5'9' 160 is fat. Whatever helps you sleep.

Start throwing up, it does great things for your social life.

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hello. how are you ? http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm
looks normal to me.

[PoBoy321]

OK, I'll spell it out for you.

He was referring to the lips around your vagina.

[gorie]

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OK, I'll spell it out for you.

He was referring to the lips around your vagina.

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ok, well that's even more stupid...

[PoBoy321]

stupider

[peachy]

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yes im HUGE...ive told u before i weight near 600lbs

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you could always just say 150 lbs it carries the same effect.

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uummm not really cause i have a girl friend whos 5'9 and is 159 and is a size 2. Alot depends on height, if u work out, etc. When i was "skinny" i was extremely athletic...gym, endurance racing, repelling, swimming, water sports, etc. and i weighted about 120-140 throughout the year, the time of year i did less sports (no water sports in the winter!) i weighted less b/c of muscle mass...but my "size" didnt change ANY

being a "girl" id figure ud know that...thats a guy comment - ie. misconseption

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140 pounds and a weight shifting up and down 20 pounds at a time makes me highly doubtful you have a very workable definition of the word "skinny."

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im sayin in the past thats what ive weighted before...not within one year...but i do gain weight when im way more active and actually drop a size...but thx for caring

[Stuey]

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Oh my god, excuse me, can we just get back on the flippin' subject, I hooked up with a fat chick

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Ok then as you wish. When are you hooking up with her again? You don't plan on ignoring her do you that would be wrong imo. Talk to her today, girls talk you don't want bad press. Your goal in the past was to have them all worship you correct? Start by treating this large lady with respect. Go augie00 !!

[ricochet420]

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besides i'm afraid to lose the 30 lbs i need to lose now because i don't want to end up with a miniature tongue and thin lips :\

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[augie00]

I'm not sure. I know I'll need to be wasted, and school is over in three days. There won't be many more chances this year.

[Blarg]

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yes im HUGE...ive told u before i weight near 600lbs

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you could always just say 150 lbs it carries the same effect.

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uummm not really cause i have a girl friend whos 5'9 and is 159 and is a size 2. Alot depends on height, if u work out, etc. When i was "skinny" i was extremely athletic...gym, endurance racing, repelling, swimming, water sports, etc. and i weighted about 120-140 throughout the year, the time of year i did less sports (no water sports in the winter!) i weighted less b/c of muscle mass...but my "size" didnt change ANY

being a "girl" id figure ud know that...thats a guy comment - ie. misconseption

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140 pounds and a weight shifting up and down 20 pounds at a time makes me highly doubtful you have a very workable definition of the word "skinny."

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im sayin in the past thats what ive weighted before...not within one year...but i do gain weight when im way more active and actually drop a size...but thx for caring

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I didn't say I cared.

[DBowling]

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thats what ive weighted before

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Sorry, I don't read many of your posts. Are you always this dumb?

[thatpfunk]

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hello. how are you ? http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm
looks normal to me.

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BMI means absolutely nothing. Make a poll if you want. 5'9" 160 is a BIG girl.

[gorie]

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BMI means absolutely nothing. Make a poll if you want. 5'9" 160 is a BIG girl.

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yeah and i really need to make a poll to know what the results of that would be.! we've already established 150 is fatso.

i totally understand being attracted to beautiful girls in good shape, over fat girls, or average girls. i'd rather look at that too. everyone should be with someone they are attracted to.

it's just the numbers translate differently to us realistic girls than to you guys. so this is pretty pointless to discuss any further.

back to letting augie00 enjoy his post-fat chick sexin' bliss.

[PoBoy321]

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Blah blah blah blah blah, blahbitty blah.

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Whatever. Shut up, fatty.

[Spladle Master]

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Blah blah blah blah blah, blahbitty blah.

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Whatever. Shut up, fatty.

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nh

[bugstud]

take a guy's expectations, add 25-30 pounds, and you're close to what's accurate and healthy.

[Blarg]

WIth most people working indoor white collar jobs, eating highly processed super-caloric food, and getting little exercise, I don't think we've been close to healthy ideas of how to live for at least half a century.

[Evan]

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i just hooked up with a fat chick. she gave amazing head.

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They always do.

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this is all everyone ever says here....is it b/c all most of u have ever been with is fat chicks so u know no different??? and even though its been the main source of most of u guys a$$ u still insult them for being fat...odd

its not causation and coorelation

And how "big" a girl is has nothing to do with her jaw...tongue or mouth size....jeez

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I think this post, amongst all of your others, wins for least readable due to failure to adhere to the practices of English grammar and punctuation.

[PoBoy321]

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I think this post, amongst all of your others, wins for least readable due to failure to adhere to the practices of English grammar and punctuation.

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Seriously, can't she just accept the fact that she's not a real person and was just put on this Earth by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment?

[Evan]

Eh, I bet she's saved, though.

[PoBoy321]

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Eh, I bet she's saved, though.

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When I first read that, I thought you said "I bet she's shaved" and I was gonna say "Who cares, she's fat," but then I realized that you said "saved," and now I have no clue what you're talking about.

I was making a semi-obscure Family Guy reference, btw.

[Evan]

I was referring to the Jesus-loving freak that has nested in 2+2 recently.

[PoBoy321]

Oh, that guy. He's been everywhere. Whatever, I think that most of us are beyond salvation anyway.

[DBowling]

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Eh, I bet she's saved, though.

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When I first read that, I thought you said "I bet she's shaved"

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i read his post twice, and then his post quoted in your post, and all three times i thought it said "shaved" also.