ATTN: douchebag 2+2 member at 1-2NL foxwoods last night

[BISCO]

some jerkoff with a popped collar and a sweater wouldnt shut up about 2+2 and pokertracker last night bragging to every person that would listen about the forums here as well as pokertracker, announcing his self proclaimed amazing read abilities.....you know....most good players dont brag when they win a pot after pushing with pocket aces because ANY JACKASS CAN WIN A POT WITH ACES

nobody at the table was impressed that you could shuffle your checks for 60 seconds straight EVERY TIME action was on you. my advice is to kill yourself.

[toots]

Sorry I missed the fun. Too bad there isn't some way you can slap an RFID tag on him so others will know him when they see him.

[BISCO]

this was at around 3am-ish and i was the kid with long hair, beard, white t-shirt and sandals on incase the aforementioned wannabe preppy douchebag wants to out himself

[CaptObvious]

*L* That's great, Bisco. Man, what a putz. I love self-absorbed guys (or gals, for that matter) like that at the table. As annoying as it is, it's almost comical in a way, you know what I mean.

[Bremen]

should've trolled him to find out his screenname. Then again he probably isn't a regular poster :-\ Mostly I think taking his chips would have been justice enough.

[dogmeat]

What is the point of your post?

Not everybody in the world is the same as you - thank goodness.

You need to learn to accept different personality traits at the table, and adjust your game to exploit them. Beyond that, relax and enjoy yourself. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Dogmeat /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[SheridanCat]

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What is the point of your post?

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Don' talk about 2+2 at the table. I thought this was pretty clear.

Regards,

T

[BISCO]

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What is the point of your post?

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Don' talk about 2+2 at the table. I thought this was pretty clear.

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T

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bingo.

not only that, but the pokertracker talk actually seemed to scare some of the players that you are allowed to "cheat" like that referring to datamining. whatever happened to not tapping the glass, dipshit?

[smoore]

The first rule of 2+2 is that you DONT TALK ABOUT 2+2!

I point people to 21ace.com ("d00d, they have the BEST chip tricks!) or texas-holdempoker.com if they ask myself and another 2+2'er wtf we're talking about.

His PT blatherings just mark him as a dumbass tank-tapper. I did show my setup to my home-game buddies and it sufficiently scared the crap out of them... I told them to just practice good game selection and look out for multitabling TAGs, but the ones that it scared are the ones that don't "trust" online poker anyway... yet they trust me with a deck of cards, strange.

So was the preppie any good?

edit: oh, and I think that PT + a HUD = cheating but I'm a cheater I guess, 'cause I'm not going to stop. Using a mechanical device to help make decisions is cheating in a card game, IMO.

[CCx]

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some jerkoff with a popped collar

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I stopped reading here, but I'm going to assume you smacked him in the head on this premise alone.

[BottlesOf]

I loved this post.

[Triumph36]

How's he going to find this thread? You addressed it to a 'douchebag'. He might be reading this forum right now and think: 'Well, I'm not a douchebag, everyone loves me. So why should I read this?'

[DrPublo]

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How's he going to find this thread? You addressed it to a 'douchebag'. He might be reading this forum right now and think: 'Well, I'm not a douchebag, everyone loves me. So why should I read this?'

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I have this fear every day.

The Doc

[zombies kill]

um is there a reason you didnt just tell him to shut up? if i was there i certainly would have done it for you. so next time, dont be a v and just pull the kid aside and tell him loose lips get him fd up. its funner that way too

[Luv2DriveTT]

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some jerkoff with a popped collar

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I stopped reading here, but I'm going to assume you smacked him in the head on this premise alone.

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Hey... I resemble this remark.

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[Dominic]

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How's he going to find this thread? You addressed it to a 'douchebag'. He might be reading this forum right now and think: 'Well, I'm not a douchebag, everyone loves me. So why should I read this?'

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You read it.

[HitHard69]

It wouldnt happen to be this guy (http://factualmaterial.com/douchebag.htm) would it?

[whiskeytown]

Foxwoods?

Musta been fossilman - he's been all smarmy ever since he won a tourney last yr. /images/graemlins/grin.gif - were his eyes all weird looking?

I'll often mention playing online, but usually won't mention 2+2 except in passing as a forum - if they don't know it, I don't explain it - and I always, ALWAYS tell them I'm Whiskeytown /images/graemlins/grin.gif

I've only been recognized once though - in a tourney at Canterbury -

RB

[itsmarty]

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The first rule of 2+2 is that you DONT TALK ABOUT 2+2!

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Were we to lock the door on 10/11/04?

Martin

[smoore]

it was a joke, man... lighten up.

[MicroBob]

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ATTN: douchebag 2+2 member

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You called???


Oh wait...I don't play at Foxwoods.

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But discussion of recipes for cooking trout is still allowed, right?

[radek2166]

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some jerkoff with a popped collar

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I stopped reading here, but I'm going to assume you smacked him in the head on this premise alone.

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Hey... I resemble this remark.

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Wyh yes you do! LMAO

[feelixthegreek]

Rather than tell him to shut up, I would aggressively contradict everything he said about 2+2 just to smog up the debate and plant the seed of doubt in peoples' minds about the site's relative worth. And I'd talk about what a ripoff PT is. Northeasterners are cynics and fatalists by nature, so they'd be more inclined to believe me.

[AviD]

This is the funniest thread I've read in like a week. Good job!

Quote of the day:

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nobody at the table was impressed that you could shuffle your checks for 60 seconds straight EVERY TIME action was on you. my advice is to kill yourself.

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[AviD]

So are you saying it was you? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[AviD]

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some jerkoff with a popped collar

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I stopped reading here, but I'm going to assume you smacked him in the head on this premise alone.

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Hey... I resemble this remark.

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Funny I saw your name posting under CCx's comments and thought the same thing...

You and CCx should swap looks for a day. You can shave your head and get some tattoos, and CCx can get pimped out in Armani with a popped collar! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Wes ManTooth]

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It wouldnt happen to be this guy (http://factualmaterial.com/douchebag.htm) would it?

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Excellent... when i read the "collar" part all I could think of was that guy

[AviD]

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It wouldnt happen to be this guy (http://factualmaterial.com/douchebag.htm) would it?

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Popped collar: No. This just enhances your overly apparent douchebaggedness. When you buy a collared shirt, it comes with the collars folded over exactly how they should be. Leave them alone. Why do you want to hide your neck so bad? Don't want to show off that hickie you got last night from that dumb slut you slipped some rufies? Because that is the only way you're pulling any box with your collar turned up. Girls laugh at you. No matter what you think, it is not cool. Flip it back down and go change out of your...



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[CCx]

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You and CCx should swap looks for a day. You can shave your head and get some tattoos, and CCx can get pimped out in Armani with a popped collar! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Hahahaha, I'm game if he is /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[youtalkfunny]

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Northeasterners are cynics and fatalists by nature...

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This is why I escaped the NE 15 years ago.

But that attitude is finally starting to ebb. The turnaround began when the Patriots won the Superbowl. People saw that things didn't always have to end badly.

Then when the Sox won the Series, fahgetaboutit. The cloud lifted.

I'm moving back up there this summer. I really think fatalist attitude has changed, and the Pats and Sox are the reason.

[Bremen]

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Northeasterners are cynics and fatalists by nature, so they'd be more inclined to believe me.

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Nah, we'd take your denials as proof its true. If the site was crap you wouldn't bother saying anything. Unless you're from the midwest, those people are just too dang honest, their denials would be believable.

[feelixthegreek]

I figured it would take a generation for the effects of the Sox victory to fully reveal itself.

[BottlesOf]

Box is a great word.

[AviD]

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Northeasterners are cynics and fatalists by nature

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I can't argue with this...I'm a Northeasterner.

[toots]

A cynic is just a pessimist who happens to be right about things.

[AviD]

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A cynic is just a pessimist who happens to be right about things.

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Yeah that's me...well the pessimist part surely, the right part...still unclear.

[toots]

I'm still waiting for the douchebag to step up and identify himself.

[BISCO]

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And I'd talk about what a ripoff PT is

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i actually did say something to that effect, saying that nobody ever uses it in low stakes games, that its worthless for anything lower than 20/40

[wonderwes]

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The first rule of 2+2 is that you DONT TALK ABOUT 2+2!

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So what happens at the WSOP when 2+2'ers make it to the final table, and they try to make comparisons to the crew like they referenced all the time for different groups/clans in the '04 WSOP.


Norman Chad "Congrats on the win. We hear that you are also party of a 2+2 poker club. What exactly did that help to get you here?" Basic 2+2'er response "PokerTracker, bonuswhore codes and watching TILT taught me the game to play at the full level to win this WSOP final table."

[mace25]

great post. i was at foxwoods this weekend.......... i wish i checked out the 1-2 no limit table so i could have seen this DOUCHEBAG!

[TripleH68]

A calming thought: this fellow is probably such a bad player that noone would take him seriously.

*I have told a couple friends about 2+2 but they do not have the discipline or level of interest to be more than occasional lurkers.

[mosch]

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some jerkoff with a popped collar

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I stopped reading here, but I'm going to assume you smacked him in the head on this premise alone.

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Hey... I resemble this remark.

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He's wearing a HOODIE and a JACKET!