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boondockst
05-07-2005, 07:38 AM
MP (who i earlier saw raise 4xBB with J4s) is extremely pissed at the "suckout" and UTG says, "hell, the only reason i was in was because they were unsuited semi-connectors"...Not sure why i found this that funny

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saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">MP ($42.71)</font>
Button ($50.01)
Hero ($18.75)
BB ($14.45)
<font color="#C00000">UTG ($23.89)</font>

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9/images/graemlins/club.gif, 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif. Hero posts a blind of $0.1.
UTG calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.85) T/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 5/images/graemlins/club.gif, 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $2</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $1.

Turn: ($4.85) T/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $6</font>, UTG calls $2.

River: ($16.85) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $5</font>, MP calls $5.

Final Pot: $26.85

Results in white below:
UTG has Td 6h (full house, tens full of sixes).
MP has Ts Kc (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: UTG wins $26.85.