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Pocket Trips
05-06-2005, 05:13 PM
I was out with a friend last nite at the local hole in the wall bar and was just making friendly conversation with the people next to me. One of them was a very unattractive woman who it turns out works at this really great bar in town. I wasn't hitting on her by any means, most of our conversation revolved around this really drunk woman wearing an orange jumpsuit that made her look like she just got out of Morris county correctional. She tells me she works at this bar across town and I should come visit her there for free drinks blah blah blah.... Anyway before she leaves she makes a point of writing her # down and telling me to call her this weekend.

Should I hit this hideous creature for free drinks for me and my friend? keep in mind that she is like uglypeople.com ugly
astroglide
05-06-2005, 05:14 PM
no, you shouldn't
IndieMatty
05-06-2005, 05:15 PM
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no, you shouldn't

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For a variety of reasons.
asofel
05-06-2005, 05:17 PM
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no, you shouldn't

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For a variety of reasons.

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not close, yada yada...
J.A.Sucker
05-06-2005, 05:17 PM
It sounds like you want to, so do it. Who the hell cares? I sure don't.
gorie
05-06-2005, 05:18 PM
nice excuse.
sexypanda
05-06-2005, 05:19 PM
Yes...


if you're a cheap dirty hooker.


(someone had to say it)
jakethebake
05-06-2005, 05:19 PM
put it in her pooper.
wh1t3bread
05-06-2005, 05:20 PM
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put it in her pooper.

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I find it amusing that this particulary answer is suitable for 98% of the questions posted on this board.
jakethebake
05-06-2005, 05:21 PM
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put it in her pooper.

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I find it amusing that this particulary answer is suitable for 98% of the questions posted on this board.

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one that noticed this.
DireWolf
05-06-2005, 05:21 PM
your not really taking one for the team. that would be if she had a hot friend and the four of you went out or something.
PoBoy321
05-06-2005, 05:28 PM
Sure, why not? I'd say get the free drinks first, though. It'll make having sex with her a lot easier.
TripleH68
05-06-2005, 05:32 PM
Go ugly early.
Benal
05-06-2005, 05:53 PM
The real question here is, can you do better? Be honest now...
PoBoy321
05-06-2005, 05:54 PM
Better doesn't get you free booze. I think that's his whole problem.
MEbenhoe
05-06-2005, 05:58 PM
I think the real question is are you that hard up for money that you need free drinks that badly?
i wanna be me
05-06-2005, 06:02 PM
you may as well get paid real money to have sex with somewhat attractive women (read: jigolo) as opposed to getting drinks to have sex with an unattractive woman.
ethan
05-06-2005, 06:03 PM
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Better doesn't get you free booze. I think that's his whole problem.

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It is also possible to nail a hot bartender. Same free booze with no downside. It's just generally a more difficult proposition, since you won't be the only guy who's realized this.
BWebb
05-06-2005, 06:03 PM
Another problem that you will have is that you attend this bar afterwards and are known as the guy who slept with the ugly ass bartender. This will ruin your chance to nail girls who find out.
Russ McGinley
05-06-2005, 06:26 PM
http://trephination.net/gallery/macros/magicdoh2er.jpg
Pocket Trips
05-06-2005, 09:55 PM
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The real question here is, can you do better? Be honest now...

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yes I can do better but free drinks for me and my friends is very +EV
Pocket Trips
05-06-2005, 09:57 PM
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I think the real question is are you that hard up for money that you need free drinks that badly?

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Free drinks to a damn alky is liike free gold /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Pocket Trips
05-06-2005, 09:59 PM
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Another problem that you will have is that you attend this bar afterwards and are known as the guy who slept with the ugly ass bartender. This will ruin your chance to nail girls who find out.

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very good point... I definately want to be able to show my face in this place afterwards w/ a shot at gettin laid... free drinks are good but good lookin pussy is better /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Yobz
05-06-2005, 10:01 PM
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put it in her pooper.

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Couldn't have said it better myself
marsvolta619
05-06-2005, 10:03 PM
I was meaning to reply to this earlier. There is NO reason why you shouldn't! First of all, pussy is pussy it's gonna feel fine either way. Second, free drinks! If this was close to San Diego I would do it for you. Free drinks can never be overlooked. Think of how many times you knew you could get drunker but didn't have the funds. Or how easy it would be to pick up other chicks at the bar if you didn't have to pay for their drinks. I say this is mos def +EV
The Goober
05-06-2005, 10:24 PM
I think you will actually get more free drinks from her if you don't sleep with her (unless you mean actually start a relationship with her). Flirt with her, but don't put out, and she'll probably shovel the booze your way. Even if she figures out that you're never going to give it up, if she's really that unnattractive she'll appreciate the attention regardless.

And then you can congratulate yourself on becoming a cocktease (clittease?).