Your Last Meal?

[Zoltri]

Your on deaths row and the Warden grants you one last meal of your choice before you are executed...what is your meal?

[swede123]

pussy.

[tbach24]

Large Cheese Pizza
25 buffalo wings
50 buffalo shrimp
3 bottles of Holiday Spice (if they don't have that, DP is ok)

[Benal]

Lobster & Filet Mignon - Surf & Turf

[RoboRob]

An indian dish.

[2planka]

Fourteen burritos with hot sauce, extra beans, and plenty of vitamin F. I pity the bastard that cleans up after me once I let go.

[chaas4747]

Grilled Lobster, Grilled Veggies, 6 pack of good beer, and a pack of Cigs. Actually that sounds so good I might do that tonight.

[jakethebake]

Migas

[JMP300z]

Pancakes, lasagna, corn on the cob with a side of salsa mixed in lots of places. Oh and sushi appetizer. Oreos and milk and a steak and shake cookies and cream shake for dessert.

-JP

[Lazymeatball]

Somebody had a link to what a bunch of executed texas convicts ordered for their last meal. The general consensus seemed to be fried chicken and beer.

[astroglide]

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An indian dish

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wow, you must be one hardcore fan of indian food to request 'an indian dish'!

[MarkL444]

does it really matter? youre as good as gone. whatever enjoyment you plan on getting out of this (which wont be much) wont matter when youre dead. maybe get something that wont cause another animal to die.

[Zoltri]

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does it really matter? youre as good as gone. whatever enjoyment you plan on getting out of this (which wont be much) wont matter when youre dead. maybe get something that wont cause another animal to die.

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So I take it you will have a salad, sherbert and a diet coke?

[astroglide]

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sherbert

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it's sherbet, not sherbert

[jakethebake]

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Somebody had a link to what a bunch of executed texas convicts ordered for their last meal. The general consensus seemed to be fried chicken and beer.

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Well aren't they all black?

[tbach24]

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does it really matter? youre as good as gone. whatever enjoyment you plan on getting out of this (which wont be much) wont matter when youre dead. maybe get something that wont cause another animal to die.

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Then why would you enjoy any aspect of life ever, I mean, you're going to die anyways right?

[trying2learn]

not to hijack the thread, but jake's post reminds me of fuzzy zoeller quote from a couple years ago when tiger won his first masters in regards to the meal he would request at the next years dinner.

"well, he's driving good, putting good, so just ask him not to order fried chicken & collared greens or whatever those people eat."

[Zoltri]

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sherbert

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it's sherbet, not sherbert

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Learn something new everyday. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[BruceZ]

Roast duck, saurkraut, and dumplings.

[granny50]

I'd just ask for a bottle of Jack Daniels and get blitzed before I get on the chair.

[FatMan]

What ever it is I want 5 lbs of it so I will leave a big pile of [censored] for them to clean up when my bowels relax after I die.

[BWebb]

Teppenyaki (sp?) chicken, steak, and lobster, fried rice, sweet and spicy sauce on the side.

[AncientPC]

http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm

I'd have to go with steak and shrimp with a side of mashed potatoes. Followed by cremee brulee and a large chocolate shake. I want to sh*t/barf it all out when I kick it.

[Dead]

I was under the impression that most death rows don't allow inmates to drink alcohol, period.

[IggyWH]

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I was under the impression that most death rows don't allow inmates to drink alcohol, period.

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If you look at that link APC posted, no one got beer, and the only one that requested it, next to them it says alcohol & tobacco are prohibited.

[Dead]

I know.

It's just that Lazymeatball mentioned beer, and so did others.

[Zoltri]

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Baker, Jr. Stanley 999157 05/30/2002 Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb

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I wonder if this guy had a heart attack before his execution. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Dead]

Hamburgers with mayo?

Wtf?

[tbach24]

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Hamburgers with mayo?

Wtf?

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Have you ever been to Wendy's? Not saying it's good, it's actually awful, but it's somewhat common.

[Dead]

Yes I've been to Wendy's many times. And I always ask for my burgers without mayo, because I know that they like to slather it on there. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[BadBoyBenny]

Seared rare ahi tuna with wasabi rice and soy sauce.
Medallions of Elk tendorloin.
Fire Roasted Vegetables
A bottle of 1787 Chateau Lafite (yeah right)








And Fried Chicken and beer for dessert

[Los Feliz Slim]

Pastrami sandwich from Langer's Deli in LA
Surf and Turf with fried potatoes and onions and creamed spinach from The Palm
3 large bottles of Chimay red

[Duke]

It doesn't really matter, since here's how I'll handle my execution:

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF012ADGotchaTheClown.jpg

Here's a link to the site to give credit where credit is due:

Perry Bible Fellowship (http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html)

~D

[YourFoxyGrandma]

My meal would involve some sort of chicken, vegetable stir fry. Baby corn, water chesnuts, snow peas, broccoli. Oh yes. And a glass of chinese restaurant ice water.

I eat my hamburgers with mayo, ketchup, and mustard, among other things.

[chesspain]

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My meal would involve some sort of chicken, vegetable stir fry. Baby corn, water chesnuts, snow peas, broccoli. Oh yes. And a glass of chinese restaurant ice water.


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With a meal like that, you'll be hungry two hours...oh, never mind.