list of stupid things everyone should do

[asofel]

Perhaps its a quarter life crisis. Perhaps I was too sheltered as a young child. It could be many things, but as as I look towards the rest of my life, I sometimes wonder if I'll think I missed out on the really fun, really stupid [censored] you do when you're young.

Now, there's awesomely stupid, and just plain [censored] stupid. Leaning out of a moving car and trying to kiss a headlight is not awesome. Piledriving a friend off your roof is not awesome. Piledriving your girlfriends hot bisexual friend, or amassing a group of 5-year olds for fisticuffs IS awesome.

So have at it. What are some of the stupid things you've done, and are glad for it. What are some things you wish you could take back.

[IndieMatty]

maybe not stupid, but everyone should do mushrooms once.

[Emmitt2222]

Sleeping on a beach in the Costa del Sol next to some dirty bums, later to find out that we were sleeping in their pee spot. Sounds gross but it was worth it. Also, going to the Parthenon wearing sheets as togas from a hostel, Americans loving every minute of it and some Greek woman yelling that we are trying to mock the gods so we have to take them off. Europe is fun for stupid things.

[sexypanda]

I had a pool in my dormroom (one of those kiddie ones, we didn't have air conditioning) freshman year in college. Made for some great late nights... but I almost flooded the building.

[MoreWineII]

B.A.'ing some friends of mine that were in the car behind my buddy's 4-runner one particularly drunken weekend.

Unfortunately, the back window was down and when I tried to place my cheeks on said window, I almost fell out out of the goddamned truck.

The shame of dying in that manner would have haunted me even in the afterlife.

[youtalkfunny]

Buy a one-way ticket to Vegas.

I did, the day I got out of the army. Had the time of my life.

Got sick of it after a while, which only goes to show that I would get sick of anything, no matter how sweet it is (I used to marvel that THEY payed ME to work in the sportsbook; after 7 years, though, I got so sick of it, that I quit, and spent a few years IGNORING sports--quite a remarkable turnaround).

But I don't regret a minute of it.

[2planka]

Where's the "two chicks at the same time" guy? He should be all over this thread.

[asofel]

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Where's the "two chicks at the same time" guy? He should be all over this thread.

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I've been waiting for him. Preferably we'll have non-standard answers, and past examples.

ie. "get rich", "have sex", "get a girlfriend" etc are not good replys. Almost die while mooning friends is however excellent.

[chaas4747]

I gotta go with sleeping with a Prostitute. Needs to be done once just so you have the story.
Stupid thing not to do, not using a rubber with afore mentioned pro. (PS I did not do this, but my friend did, he was scared shitless for weeks)

[CORed]

Climbing Long's Peak (or another big, difficult mountain) high on acid should definitely go on this list.

[Lazymeatball]

I once conducted a ceremenoy joining a man and an ape in holy matrimony on the steps of the Student Union at my school.

[asofel]

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I once conducted a ceremenoy joining a man and an ape in holy matrimony on the steps of the Student Union at my school.

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well done.

[Supersetoy]

My list of stupid things to do (that I've done):

1) Try pulling your e brake through a corner.
2) Try buying one bag of groceries and sprinting out of the store as fast as you can to your car. (This works especially well in suburban neighborhoods).
3) Put funny objects or draw on friends when they've passed out, take pictures, post on web.
4) Bet drinks at the club for who can dance with the fattest, ugliest girl for the longest.
5) Century Run
6) Play an organized sport (on a team) and wear a suit and tie for one game. When they ask you to put on your uniform, claim you just came from work.

I hate lists, because I want to keep going, but don't want to bore everyone.

[asofel]

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My list of stupid things to do (that I've done):

1) Try pulling your e brake through a corner.
2) Try buying one bag of groceries and sprinting out of the store as fast as you can to your car. (This works especially well in suburban neighborhoods).
3) Put funny objects or draw on friends when they've passed out, take pictures, post on web.
4) Bet drinks at the club for who can dance with the fattest, ugliest girl for the longest.
5) Century Run
6) Play an organized sport (on a team) and wear a suit and tie for one game. When they ask you to put on your uniform, claim you just came from work.

I hate lists, because I want to keep going, but don't want to bore everyone.

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keep it up. #2 is worth at least 5 more...i can't imagine watching someone do that, but i'm sure i'd laugh long and hard...

[trying2learn]

a buddy of mine and myself jumped the fence at a AAA baseball game 6 years ago to round the bases with the hero and celebrate a walk-off homer with the team...that was stupid, but something i'll always cherish.

i think if you did that now you may get the piss beat out of you...times have changed a bit.

[asofel]

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a buddy of mine and myself jumped the fence at a AAA baseball game 6 years ago to round the bases with the hero and celebrate a walk-off homer with the team...that was stupid, but something i'll always cherish.

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exactly. You're not suffering any long term effects for it, and the memory is priceless I'm sure.

[Blarg]

Jumping off a roof into a pool.

Jumping off a waterfall into the river or whatever below.

Telling some arsehole loudly and publicly exactly what you think of him/her.

Never done it, but skydiving has got to be there.

Surfing or body surfing repeatedly on waves that scare the hell out of you.

Sparring with someone you're scared of.

Going to a movie tripped out on hallucinogens.

Handling animals you're scared of and/or repulsed by, like snakes or spiders or whatever. It's not really that stupid, but when you're scared, it seems way worse than stupid.

Apologizing or saying or doing the right thing even when you know it isn't going to do any good or change anything.

[BWebb]

Have sex with a girl who is 150+.

[jason_t]

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Where's the "two chicks at the same time" guy? He should be all over this thread.

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The thread is titled "list of stupid things everyone should do." The above is not stupid.

[Supersetoy]

Ok, let's see...where was I? #6 I think...

7) When you S/O has to use the bathroom, wait for her outside the door right around the corner and scare her (more fun in a restaurant). I do this from time to time and once I accidently scared another women who helplessly flung her purse at me, screamed, and then grabbed her chest. I apologized profusely.
8) If you're involved in an "exit interview" (you're getting fired) ask if you're getting fired even before your manager says anything. Complain that he wasted your time after he discussed why he was firing you and that you could've been home by now. Before this interview, ask every other day if you're going to get fired. (Bullshit college jobs...)
9) If you're a minority, or "ethnic" shave your head, buy big black boots, camo pants and a "camo looking top". Walk around with a look of hatred on your face. (I've shaved my head 6 times since I was in college).
10) If you're driving slow enough and you see an attractive girl, wave to her, yell "Hi" and when she waves back flip her the bird and tell her to "[censored] off". Laugh hysterically as you drive away.
11) For those of you that have "popsicle trucks" that come around your neighborhood over summer (we've got Joe)...During a hot streak (poker) last summer, I bought his entire inventory for a cool $200. I had firecrackers, fudgecicles, etc. for the rest of the summer.
12) Try to drive unattended construction vehicles. My friends and I were once able to get one rolling down a hill (in neutral).
13) Have pizza delivered and then don't answer the door. Call them back asking where your pizza is and demand for another one for free. Argue up and down that the delivery boy went to the wrong house (it's your word against theres).
14) Report companies to the better business bureau as often as possible.
15) Kiss two different women in one day (and hopefully go even further).
16) Bet on things like whether or not we'll have a black president in our lifetime. (My roomate and I bet $2000 in the year 2000). I bet against.
17) Talk to people wearing sandwich boards. Block their sign as much as possible.
18) Slap a mascot, right in the face when they're trying to give you a high five. And then jump in to their arms and see if they can hold you. (Harry the husky could hold me).
19) Go go karting, but act like your driving the bumper cars. Get kicked out and banned from the place.
20) Polar bear swimming: Go swimming in the ocean, lake, whatever in the dead of winter, preferably right after you wake up.

[Blarg]

Eat a hotter pepper than anyone else in the room will eat.

[Sponger15SB]

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16) Bet on things like whether or not we'll have a black president in our lifetime. (My roomate and I bet $2000 in the year 2000). I bet against.

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hahaha

Worst. Bet. Ever.

[asofel]

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Eat a hotter pepper than anyone else in the room will eat.

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I've chopped up a cerano, stuffed it in a bell pepper (habenero/scotch bonnet) and took a bite......that sucked|was awesome....

[istewart]

Say "sup niggas?" to a group of black guys.

[asofel]

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Say "sup niggas?" to a group of black guys.

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i love tera patrick.

and i'm not sure this qualifies as something everyone "should" go....AND, i'd be surprised to hear you've done it. story?

[Richie Rich]

Jason/1800GAMBLER has already started trying new, stupid things (http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~pn25/bruisergrotto.jpg). Sinner /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[istewart]

Oh, I didn't read that I should've done it. I think this would still be an amusing thing to watch, if not do, though.

[asofel]

unexpected usage of the hot tub pic. i award you two sklanksy dollars.

[DeezNuts]

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Say "sup niggas?" to a group of black guys.

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Kentucky Fried Movie.

DN

[asofel]

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Have sex with a girl who is 150+.

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are we talking age or pounds here?

[Felipe]

10) If you're driving slow enough and you see an attractive girl, wave to her, yell "Hi" and when she waves back flip her the bird and tell her to "[censored] off".

I alsmost killed my self reading this one. Absolutely the BEST!

[Klepton]

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10) If you're driving slow enough and you see an attractive girl, wave to her, yell "Hi" and when she waves back flip her the bird and tell her to "[censored] off". Laugh hysterically as you drive away.

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for the love of god, please post more in OOT, i feel like you have much to attribute

[jason_t]

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10) If you're driving slow enough and you see an attractive girl, wave to her, yell "Hi" and when she waves back flip her the bird and tell her to "[censored] off". Laugh hysterically as you drive away.


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Unparalleled brilliance.

[M2d]

it's a list of stupid things

[gorie]

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Have sex with a girl who is 150+.

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are we talking age or pounds here?

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haha, if it's pounds, i don't really understand.

"According to the National Center for Health Statistics, the average weight for an adult female in the United States is: 152 pounds"

[BWebb]

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Have sex with a girl who is 150+.

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are we talking age or pounds here?

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haha, if it's pounds, i don't really understand.

"According to the National Center for Health Statistics, the average weight for an adult female in the United States is: 152 pounds"

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But how many of us would nail a chic that was 150+?? I think the closest I have gotten would be 135 (just a guess). I did have sex with a girls breasts who was definitely over 150, but I just finished it there.

[shant]

Draw big, cartoony penises on random objects, preferrably public, with permanent marker.

[shant]

Throw a watermelon out of a 6th story window into the middle of the street.

[istewart]

Crack a small hole in your office window on the 50th floor in Manhattan and throw five quarters out into the street everyday for the rest of your life.

[gorie]

i don't know, you're right, i forgot that most guys only have sex with really hot chicks.

i only got defensive because i'm a cow and guys don't like me. /images/graemlins/frown.gif pout pout.

now that i think about it more, it is pretty stupid for a guy to have sex with a girl who weighs 150 or more, when you can always have the sexy skinny girl. i suggest putting this on your list of stupid things you should NEVER do.

[Jules22]

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Say "sup niggas?" to a group of black guys.

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i love tera patrick.



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me 2 i have her interactive dvd... its nice

[shadow29]

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1) Try pulling your e brake through a corner.


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I have done this on a straightaway whilst going 40. not good results...

[Blarg]

My crazy brother did that almost every day coming home from school for years. I don't think I need to experience that ever again, probably not for another few hundred lifetimes.

Did it myself too, but...man, I guess everything can get old.

[KDawgCometh]

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Say "sup niggas?" to a group of black guys.

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ROTFLMAO

[JaBlue]

My friend in 7th grade had this awesome balcony that we used to launch water balloons at unsuspecting passers by and cars. Be careful with the cars though, its really loud and REALLY freaks them out so if you cause an accident you are [censored].

[KDawgCometh]

steer for you boy while he's rolling a joint doing 75 on teh NJ Pike at 2 in the morning in a OJ Bronco

[jason_t]

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steer for you boy while he's rolling a joint doing 75 on teh NJ Pike at 2 in the morning in a OJ Bronco

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Not quite the same, but I've done this an Altima. Near Exit 10 if I recall.

[whiskeytown]

trying to light one of your own farts (flame burns blue, BTW)

also, chomp an alka-seltzer, chug a coke, and go for the biggest burp you can.

RB

[DBowling]

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i don't know, you're right, i forgot that most guys only have sex with really hot chicks.

i only got defensive because i'm a cow and guys don't like me. /images/graemlins/frown.gif pout pout.

now that i think about it more, it is pretty stupid for a guy to have sex with a girl who weighs 150 or more, when you can always have the sexy skinny girl. i suggest putting this on your list of stupid things you should NEVER do.

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this is the most depressing thread ever.

you can PM me now.

[plaster8]

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Never done it, but skydiving has got to be there.

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The waivers they make you sign are hilarious. I signed at least 5 pages worth, one of which said, "I admit that I am negligent in even attempting to skydive."

It was awesome, though. Even if I landed on my ass and skidded for about 20 yards. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[AEKDBet]

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maybe not stupid, but everyone should do mushrooms once.

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opposite of stupid imo

[sublime]

speedball

[KDawgCometh]

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speedball

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that is just so wrong

[sublime]

that is just so wrong

well

[Blarg]

LOL yeah. Waivers these days are crazy. Like when you go to the dentist, you usually have to sign waivers that pretty much say, "We're not responsible for anything we do. We effectively have no real standard of care at all, because the only person taking any risk is YOU, and you take all of it." WTF. You have no choice but to sign the most ridiculous waivers imaginable or get no service at all.

[PokerFink]

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11) For those of you that have "popsicle trucks" that come around your neighborhood over summer (we've got Joe)...During a hot streak (poker) last summer, I bought his entire inventory for a cool $200. I had firecrackers, fudgecicles, etc. for the rest of the summer.


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This is genius, not stupid.

[PITTM]

on this subject when i was 12 3 of my friends and i were throwing water balloons at passing cars and my friend just happened to hit a newly polished tricked out honda civic driven by a guy who reeeeeally loves his cars. the second i saw the water balloon hit i ran for my [censored] life because this guy got the most pissed look ive ever seen on his face. so my best friend and i get away and hide on a little ridge where we are overlooking the car and my friend who didnt make it and wondering where the 4th guy was. my friend who hadnt gotten away was the one who had thrown the balloon and was being picked up by the collar and threatened big time, at which point i yelled out(yeah, boy was i witty)"let him go [censored]!!!" and then the guy ran after us but we again got away, my friend who had been caught ran to his house and we all went back looking for the 4th guy and we found him hiding in a bush a few feet away from where this all happened sucking his thumb with a pantload full of piss. i probably havent seen the guy since i was 17 or so, but man, that must have sucked.

oh yeah, no one has mentioned drunken rope swinging yet, because booooy is my spine still lucky to be intact after the first time i tried it.

rj

[PITTM]

i went to big 5 once and bought a football and the second he gave me my reciept my friend and i looked at each other and BOLTED out of the store and i jumped in my car and peeled out as we left and the manager still ran after us even though we hadnt done anything wrong. its just fun to arouse false suspcion.

rj

[PITTM]

if the warriors won the nba championship i would be out on the floor no matter what, there would be nooo stopping that enthusiasm

rj