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seansolo
05-06-2005, 12:37 PM
hi guys my name is sean my friends call me seansolo tho i dont know why but they call my mom fatma the hut too i guess. i go to high school where i study math and english and histroy but i dont really like that i like porn and chocolate especially black women and i have a friend named matt who is kinda weird and is into tea and gives me his green tea but i dont like it because i like hot chocolate. anyways i just wanted to say hi to u kids because i hope u kids will be my new friends because i like having friends because they are nice and smart and help me when im down and are just cool and i like video games and hope that u will help me and be my friends.

jakethebake
05-06-2005, 12:42 PM
I'm guessing the is a myspace geek. What's your guess? Discuss.

tbach24
05-06-2005, 12:43 PM
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I'm guessing the is a myspace geek. What's your guess? Discuss.

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What's myspace? Is that where kwazar came from?

MoreWineII
05-06-2005, 12:43 PM
sounds suspiciously like sthief

jakethebake
05-06-2005, 12:44 PM
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I'm guessing the is a myspace geek. What's your guess? Discuss.

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What's myspace? Is that where kwazar came from?

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Yes.

purnell
05-06-2005, 12:44 PM
" i go to high school where i study math and english and histroy but i dont really like that i like porn and chocolate especially black women and i have a friend named matt who is kinda weird and is into tea and gives me his green tea but i dont like it because i like hot chocolate." /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

tbach24
05-06-2005, 12:45 PM
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i go to high school where i study math and english and histroy

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Does special ed count as high school?

IndieMatty
05-06-2005, 12:51 PM
sup bro!

Supersetoy
05-06-2005, 12:59 PM
This writing reads like that of an autistic person.

Awesome.

Welcome to the forums, I'm new here too.

Hi, my name is Seth, I just graduated college. I went to a bar in Seattle last night, had a couple shots of tequila and 10 coronas last night to celebrate whatever it is you're supposed to celebrate. The best part of the night was when another guy walked in with the same shirt on as my friend, it usually isn't as obvious, but he was wearing a bright orange t-shirt that read "Que es tu papa?" or something like that.

Anyway, the guy walks up to my friend and says, "Hey man, you're wearing my shirt! (angrily)" and my friend replies, "Yeah, I was here first, so I think you should take your shirt and find another bar" The guy says, "You want me to take your [censored] shirt off of you?" (Both of the people are very intoxicated). And I can sense there is going to be a fight...

Suddenly the other guy lunges at my friend and as he does so, he starts laughing hysterically (this guy could've beat my friend's ass) and rather than punching him, he gives him a hard "man hug". The look on my friends face as he was getting the hug was one that will stay with me for the ages.

From fighting anger, to total shock, to disbelief and laughter. I ended up buying both of them a beer.

MoreWineII
05-06-2005, 01:02 PM
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This writing reads like that of an autistic person.

Awesome.

Welcome to the forums, I'm new here too.

Hi, my name is Seth, I just graduated college. I went to a bar in Seattle last night, had a couple shots of tequila and 10 coronas last night to celebrate whatever it is you're supposed to celebrate. The best part of the night was when another guy walked in with the same shirt on as my friend, it usually isn't as obvious, but he was wearing a bright orange t-shirt that read "Que es tu papa?" or something like that.

Anyway, the guy walks up to my friend and says, "Hey man, you're wearing my shirt! (angrily)" and my friend replies, "Yeah, I was here first, so I think you should take your shirt and find another bar" The guy says, "You want me to take your [censored] shirt off of you?" (Both of the people are very intoxicated). And I can sense there is going to be a fight...

Suddenly the other guy lunges at my friend and as he does so, he starts laughing hysterically (this guy could've beat my friend's ass) and rather than punching him, he gives him a hard "man hug". The look on my friends face as he was getting the hug was one that will stay with me for the ages.

From fighting anger, to total shock, to disbelief and laughter. I ended up buying both of them a beer.

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I laughed, I cried...

B Dids
05-06-2005, 01:04 PM
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" i go to high school where i study math and english and histroy but i dont really like that i like porn and chocolate especially black women and i have a friend named matt who is kinda weird and is into tea and gives me his green tea but i dont like it because i like hot chocolate." /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

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I don't know how only one person seems to have got this.

Joe826
05-06-2005, 01:10 PM
bring back spaceman!!

asofel
05-06-2005, 01:14 PM
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" i go to high school where i study math and english and histroy but i dont really like that i like porn and chocolate especially black women and i have a friend named matt who is kinda weird and is into tea and gives me his green tea but i dont like it because i like hot chocolate." /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

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I don't know how only one person seems to have got this.

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you don't? i didn't get it...not saying that means much...

B Dids
05-06-2005, 01:16 PM
Well, I'm assuming it's a Brusier parody, but on more review, I'm thinking maybe not so much.

purnell
05-06-2005, 01:21 PM
Not sure there's anything to "get". This "sentence" buried in the middle struck me as funny. It only works once though.

tbach24
05-06-2005, 02:00 PM
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" i go to high school where i study math and english and histroy but i dont really like that i like porn and chocolate especially black women and i have a friend named matt who is kinda weird and is into tea and gives me his green tea but i dont like it because i like hot chocolate." /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

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I don't know how only one person seems to have got this.

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I don't get it /images/graemlins/confused.gif

ilya
06-02-2005, 11:12 PM
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Not sure there's anything to "get". This "sentence" buried in the middle struck me as funny. It only works once though.

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How about the echo of "porn...especially black women" in "hot chocolate."

tbach24
06-02-2005, 11:14 PM
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" i go to high school where i study math and english and histroy but i dont really like that i like porn and chocolate especially black women and i have a friend named matt who is kinda weird and is into tea and gives me his green tea but i dont like it because i like hot chocolate." /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

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I don't know how only one person seems to have got this.

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I don't get it /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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haha, I love how I'm the only one who doesn't understand it and I made it.