Jazza
05-06-2005, 11:09 AM
this is just a conversation i heard tonight i found funny:
setting: a nice Indian restaraunt
my mum: and who was that bird David used to go out with in Uni? (David is my dad)
my mum's friend: i think her name was Katy or something like that
my mum: yeah, i had to keep drinking with David at the pub all day just to keep him away from her
my mum's friend: god wasn't she just sex on legs?
my mum: yeah she was a bloody nympho
my mum's friend (now talking to my bro in law): she would spread her legs for ANYONE
me and my bro in law just look at each other and would have burst out laughing if we weren't half in shock
setting: a nice Indian restaraunt
my mum: and who was that bird David used to go out with in Uni? (David is my dad)
my mum's friend: i think her name was Katy or something like that
my mum: yeah, i had to keep drinking with David at the pub all day just to keep him away from her
my mum's friend: god wasn't she just sex on legs?
my mum: yeah she was a bloody nympho
my mum's friend (now talking to my bro in law): she would spread her legs for ANYONE
me and my bro in law just look at each other and would have burst out laughing if we weren't half in shock